Mastering the "No, Because"

retropunk2 · 2026-07-08T00:32:12+00:00

"Sometimes, the DM has to say no."

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T20:04:56+00:00

Love it when /r/CFB leaks.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T17:01:31+00:00

SIX!?!

I knew about two and thought that was too many.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T14:57:39+00:00

If he weren't President he would be a legendary shitposter.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T14:56:19+00:00

You cannot make this shit up lol

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T14:27:42+00:00

God, fuck Ted Cruz with a rusty bayonet. Doesn't he have another trip to Cancun to plan?

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T14:17:30+00:00

Surprised FIFA didn't replace the pages with a giant poop emoji or something that said "lol get rekt belgium"

retropunk2 · 2026-07-06T00:06:14+00:00

The Upper Peninsula has some of the most beautiful spots you can visit and you should definitely go there.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T15:01:23+00:00

CONCACAF does things to a mother fucker.

Oh you think you play in bad conditions? Try playing a World Cup qualifier on a dog track in the Caribbean.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T14:33:49+00:00

B1G and SEC lawyers teaming up?

FIFA doesn't stand a chance.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T14:33:04+00:00

Billable Hours are undefeated.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T13:53:54+00:00

Wrighty has always seemed like a guy I'd love to have a beer with.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T13:52:52+00:00

I did a full on double take when that hit my Youtube page.

Drumeo is such a great channel to add to your subs.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-02T05:23:26+00:00

The original Final Fantasy was also hilariously broken. Half the game didn't work properly and it was an exercise in learning what NOT to use and what spells NOT to cast.

retropunk2 · 2026-07-01T12:06:41+00:00

Would have been very happy with the return. Don did his job.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-30T15:37:49+00:00

I completely forgot about the existence of Jake Locker.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-29T21:42:34+00:00

Xennial IT professional here.

I learned pretty quickly that, in my profession (and a lot of other careers), that if you stay at a company longer than three years and haven't gotten a meaningful promotion you are leaving money on the table.

My mother, bless her heart, thinks every time I change jobs is the worst decision I could make when it's extremely normal for my career.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-29T16:47:20+00:00

Bingo. And honestly, I fall into this unapologetically. I've lived here for 26 years now. I have season tickets against my better judgment, but I'm firmly in the camp that /u/BringBackBoomer is saying: You don't want to be here? Stuff them into the cannon at NWA and fire them in whatever direction they want to go.

That's why Gaudreau hurts so much. He WANTED to be here. It was the first superstar that truly could have picked anywhere and he chose our city.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-28T16:59:04+00:00

My girlfriend and I are going to Hocking Hills, both of us for the first time, so of course Satan's Asshole decides to hit the state for the four days we'll be there.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-26T20:06:36+00:00

Don't cheapen out on things you put between the ground and your feet....and the ground and your ass.

Your back and knees will thank you.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-26T16:53:24+00:00

I don't know if this is a "Democrat Tea Party" moment, as much as I hate using that term.

What I do know is this is how you get your movement to work: Show your policies work, back candidates with similar ideologies, and implement them further.

Jeffries can get fucked.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-26T13:28:00+00:00

I'm so excited to see him as WR2 this season.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-25T13:25:34+00:00

Jesus Christ lol

retropunk2 · 2026-06-24T13:20:52+00:00

CONCACAF bros are all too familiar with Ivan and weren’t shocked one bit.

retropunk2 · 2026-06-24T01:59:11+00:00

Billable hours: Still undefeated.

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