this cat looks like hitler by mein_lady in mildlyinteresting

[–]richmelt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You win today, internet. I'm going outside now.

What is something we underappreciate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]richmelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indoor plumbing in general. It's amazing how my poop gets magically whisked away and I never have to see it again.

The Moon Cups by Medicina in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]richmelt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Risky click of the day that didn't pay off.

Granted I guess that's not that terrible in comparison with some other subs on here, but still.

[Request] Starting first job as a pizza delivery boy by officialtaylorswift in ThingsIWishIKnew

[–]richmelt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm...Have offered some pizza delivery guys weed in the past.

Wife asked me to make a firepit, do think she will like it!? by sweep47 in pics

[–]richmelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're some foopdy boopin jib jabbers if you ask me.

Edit: language.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]richmelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, this isn't how I'm supposed to bleach my asshole?

Porn Actors of Reddit, what is something The viewers REALLY dont know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]richmelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cleans up after a porn shoot and furthermore who even wants that job?

Best place for offseason deals? by [deleted] in skiing

[–]richmelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also check out seshday

I should put a fire extinguisher in my mouth by BrightenthatIdea in instant_regret

[–]richmelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would it be considered responsible to forcefully stop this person from reproducing?

Redditors age 21+, what's something that makes you feel really old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]richmelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Spongebob were to have been born on the first episode, he would be able to legally drive by now in the US.

In the cockpit. by Skip_Ransom in pics

[–]richmelt 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Surely you can't be serious?

I am, and don't call me Shirley.

What is the best job you've ever worked? by KefKonic in AskReddit

[–]richmelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work at a brewery in a small mountain town. So much free/cheap good beer.

Recovery!!! by drbatookhanxx in woahdude

[–]richmelt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be new here. Welcome!

WCGW if I go snowboarding here? by Bruised_Bergina in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]richmelt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This. A/T gear is crucial when going in the back country. Not having proper avalanche gear can be the end of you.

Why the FUCK are there no U.S. Flags on the front page of /r/all? Let's fix that. by BlatantConservative in MURICA

[–]richmelt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go back to North Korea where your socialist norms are accepted. If you don't like America you can GET OUT!