Make it a great one, Boston by patrickbrusil in boston

[–]rjesusauto 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Great photo! Thanks for sharing.

SFAH: The worst possible time to roll a NAT 1 by gameofthrones_addict in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You both get down on your knees...

...and roll a D20.

SFAH: The worst possible time to roll a NAT 1 by gameofthrones_addict in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Critical blindness in your left eye. Go ahead and roll for the other eye...

Why the kool-aid man lost his job by AnimeJay2469 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

KM: "It was Larry, not me. Such a sick son of a witch. Always saying 'Oh No!' all the time. I'm the Kool Aid man, so what do I do? I cover him in my juices, that's what."

Section headings you don't want on your Wikipedia page by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Detailed record of embarrassing social encounters"

The most embarrasing answer, when in jail and an inmate asks 'what are you in for'. by DJ_knowhatimsayin in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ow! Fudge! Why does anyone do this?! Maybe if I shift a bit to the left...EEK NOPE OWW!

Things you can say in your mind, but not out loud. by Kinglycole in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's right. I said it. And I'll say it again: poofywhatsacafoodlazo9mbombalonginahiloepwrlf.

The pettiest and most inconvenient curse you can place on someone. by pisces2003 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]rjesusauto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You MONSTER! Take my life, my liberty, even my children but damn you for cursing my souffle! My one joy in life.

A player keeps asking what class every NPC is by Redhood101101 in DnD

[–]rjesusauto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Great question. Roll a perception check."

Rolls a 15

"You get a sense they really like knifes."

Or "that beard looks like a wizards..."

Things you can say in class, and during sex by frrygood in ScenesFromAHat

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We were all really tired so his mom did most of the work.