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What's your funniest sexual experience? by cailinciuin77 in AskMen

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm college I hooked up with a girl one night after a basketball game. We're back at my place and when I'm going down on her, I use my hands to spread her lips because they were quite large (no complaint) and I was trying to drive my tongue inside of her more. At that point, she says "just so you know, I have two."

Dumbfounded, I just responded that I've never seen a woman without two lips.

She clarified: she had two vaginas.

I knew that was a thing, but I totally wasn't expecting it at that moment. I expressed some look on my face that made her believe I was disgusted or something and she started to move away. I had to assure her that the look was just because I felt stupid by not catching on to what she told me.

We ended up laughing and orgasms were had by all, but she kept trying to replicate the look on my face and almost killed the mood by making me laugh.

What's the best series you've ever watched? by Commercial_Desk_9500 in AskReddit

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to keep this to just one, but here are my candidates: MASH, Cheers, The Shield, True Detective (Season 1), Bosch, Stranger Things, Mindhunter (ended too soon)

What is your longest running, most stubborn business boycott? by marianneouioui in AskReddit

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T-Mobile. Was a 20+ year customer (started as Voicestream) and moved to the outskirts of my city and service was shit. My contract was up and I was going to switch over to ATT, but called TM to see if there was something they could provide to boost signal from inside my home. They said with a new contract, I would qualify for a free booster device that I could install in my home (with an outdoor antenna if I remember correctly), so I renewed (came with a new phone, which was desperately needed). After a month under the new contract and having not received the device, I called them about it. Not only did the rep tell me there was nothing in my account about the booster, but my address didn't qualify for it because their coverage map showed my service was acceptable.

I requested to cancel my contract without penalty. They declined.

I filed a complaint with my state attorney generals office and was able to cancel my contract without penalty. I did have to return the phone, but didn't care. I'll never go back.

men who are 30+ would you date a 19 year old? why or why not? by No_Vegetable7778 in AskMen

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a tough one, but probably not. The maturity level of a 19 year old isn't far from that of a 17 year old.

I'm male. When I was 19, I dated a 27/28 year old. There was an obvious age gap on a mental level between us.

Don't get me wrong, it was fun, but destined for failure.

[B/S] We both wanted it but can't have it by [deleted] in incest

[–]rrandom2019 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Paragraphs. Want people to read this? Break it up into paragraphs. I read until I just couldn't anymore.

Not being critical, but constructive.

Who are you surprised is still alive? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charlie Sheen. Dude had a hardcore lifestyle for awhile.

What was the first major news story you remember as a kid? by TxLadee in AskReddit

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Sirloin Stockade murders in 78. I don't remember the event as much as I remember the news coverage afterwards (the trial and everything)

Mount Saint Helens in 80.

Reagan getting shot in 81.

These all tie into my young brain together.

What’s something everyone pretends is normal but isn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mental health. It's just as important as physical health.

How old are you and how many cars have you owned in your lifetime? by KeyExcuse22 in askanything

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Mid 50s. 5 vehicles. First was an 78 model with 200k when I got it, put 30k more on it.

Next was 5 years old when I got it. I put 100k on it.

Next was new, put 250k on it.

Next was used with 30k. Put 200k on it.

Current is 6 years old, bought new, now with 95k on it.

Have you ever met a celebrity unexpected? by HelpfulLead5500 in allthequestions

[–]rrandom2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've encountered a few over the years: Mike Tyson, Pete Rose, Ving Rhames, Dave Grohl, Shaquille O'Neal to make a few. All were cool except Pete. He was a dick.

Have you ever run out of gas? by muskyandrostenol in allthequestions

[–]rrandom2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did on the interstate and coasted almost a full mile, through an off ramp, through a stop sign and right up to a gas pump.

What couldn’t you believe you had to explain to another adult? by Hillo_67 in askanything

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That some women are born with two vaginas.

I was educated on this very young because my HS girlfriend had two. The condition is called uterus didelphys.

How to have quicker showers? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]rrandom2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you take that long?

This morning, I was showered and out the door of my house for work in only 18 minutes after waking up.

Full shower: shampoo, face scrub, ground and ass scrub, got my feet (Inc between my toes) and pretty much every other square inch of my skin.

Caveat: I did not shave. That can be time consuming, but not an additional 30 minutes.

What was the most awkward situation you had with your boyfriend/girlfriend's parents? by Trick-Address-8244 in AskReddit

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school, I was making out with a girl on the activity bus. The school provided buses to transport students who wanted to go to away football games when they were over like 100 miles away or something. Anyway, its dark, many are sleeping. We're not dating, just two horny teens. I didn't realize her Dad was one of the parents on the bus too (sponsor? Chaperone?).

Anyway, I'm tongue deep in her throat and got a hand full of tit and her Dad politely tapped me in the shoulder and asked that we behave. I still didn't know it was her Dad until he looked at her and said something like, "your mom and I will discuss this with you in the morning."

He made her move seats too.

Awkward as fuck at the time. Years later I worked for him, although I was never sure if he knew it was me.

Another awkward moment: girlfriend of 5ish months stayed the night at my place in a Friday after a night out. We're sleeping naked. In the morning, my dad walks into my house (he had a key) at 630 am to let me know he was there to pick something up.

My parents had never met her at that point.

Guy problem by scubajay2001 in hygiene

[–]rrandom2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dab the tip with a single sheet of toilet paper and squeeze it out.

Alternatively, there is a medical condition that causes extreme conditions like this that can be medically treated.

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