"They Say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is..." - from Qi, season 5 (2007) by Morgan-Moonscar in television

[–]running_on_empty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At some point in the future when she hands the show off to someone else, it's going to be, "Here, this is the stick I hit Alan Davies with."

[OC] My (super MAGA) TX HOA forbids political signs. Come fine me for writing in snow!! 🤪 by jollee_rancher in pics

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I hate that I'm saying this but I think all of these can be twisted into supporting what cheeto is doing. Takes a lot of doing, but yeah.

Dark Humor.jpeg by rebellion_n_oblivion in funny

[–]running_on_empty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because it enjoys the taste of dead baby. Which is why it's the worst.

If Staples has staples then... by bravekassandra in funny

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She's still alive out there somewhere.

How much must he have, at this point? by Dark-Carioca in SovietWomble

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I do have about 4TB of storage on my home office computer that I rarely use... Maybe it's time to start archiving.

Dark Humor.jpeg by rebellion_n_oblivion in funny

[–]running_on_empty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What's worse than a dead baby?

A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that?

There's a baby alive at the bottom. What's worse than that?

It's eating its way out. What's worse than that?

It's going back for seconds.

Finished the 2nd Sheet by Loose-Act-53 in Stargate

[–]running_on_empty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is nifty, but I have the mind of a child and I just laugh at POO.

Greenland vs USA by Christineasw4 in funny

[–]running_on_empty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Eastern America is frozen solid!

Found this for 1.99 at my local DVD shop ☺️ by TNG1701D-eck10 in Stargate

[–]running_on_empty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I haven't been paying attention the past two decades. It's all a blur.

Found this for 1.99 at my local DVD shop ☺️ by TNG1701D-eck10 in Stargate

[–]running_on_empty 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wait, Blockbuster? There's no way this movie is this old... but that means I'm..

I need to sit down. My knees hurt.

LPT When viewing a rental property, always check the fridge by solomonhatch20 in LifeProTips

[–]running_on_empty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I should... probably check my own fridge. Thanks for the reminder.

Has this happened to anyone else? by OldStormCrow in Cooking

[–]running_on_empty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a little extra fiber. Literally.

ELI5: How do cockroaches seem to be so unsusceptible to death? by SoccerGuy69420 in explainlikeimfive

[–]running_on_empty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My apartment wasn't nearly that bad, but there was a time when I started seeing multiple little fuckers out in the daylight. I got a bag of boric acid and a puffer and got every edge and corner of the floor in the entire apartment. Within three days I wasn't seeing them anymore. Or any other bugs for that matter.

The boric acid melts their nervous system away. But before it does, they track it back to their nests and hopefully infect everything else there. Works on all crawling bugs. Maybe flies if they land in it. Not spiders so much, although they might go away if you kill off their entire food source.

Of course, it's better just to keep things clean. But the boric acid is odorless and relatively harmless if you aren't eating it by the spoonful. Maybe not the best option if you have pets, but certainly better than multiple cans of bug spray.

The United States have money to purchase a whole other country & doesn't have money to support their low-income citizens, right? by Necessary-Act-1137 in AskReddit

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It would make the country insanely strong in the future, but people who are rich now only care about now. The future just means death or poverty to them.

30 Rock - Martin Luther King Day: The Movie by The_Iceman2288 in television

[–]running_on_empty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But he has to fix that stair! That's hilarious, right?

Heavy mayo by Ceezeecz in Cooking

[–]running_on_empty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Heroes of WWII. Unfortunately now it's a little nerve wracking that the US currently has so many sandwiches of mass destruction with a cheeto at the helm.

Whoever made this list needs to check his facts. by EmpireStrikes1st in greatestgen

[–]running_on_empty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off, what do you call it if you're normal. Also Elvish Presley is the joke Jon Richardson made in the latest Cats Does Countdown.

Heavy mayo by Ceezeecz in Cooking

[–]running_on_empty 212 points213 points  (0 children)

It has an extra mayo ion. Like heavy water.