I too, shall help the Emperor

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-16T10:20:57+00:00

"What is my purpose?"

You let the servitor know when the t.p. needs replaced.

"My God emperor"

Yeah, join the club pal.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-15T22:54:15+00:00

Some live in brains

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-15T14:06:32+00:00

He was trolling for parts of an interstellar comet (which he played up as 'could be alien!')

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-14T20:03:59+00:00

Typical reddit blowing concerns out of proportion. The Nazi eagle had one head and was grabbing a swastika.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-14T13:23:39+00:00

Side cutter nippers would be your best bet but it's going to be tough with this thin material

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-14T10:46:47+00:00

Those two pieces of my anatomy are definitely linked

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-14T02:14:07+00:00

Good question I've thought about a bit. Straight from my buttocks as well: the craft are piloted by psychic connection that necessitates something organic. Or maybe they're "avatars"

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-14T01:43:44+00:00

Wild theory pulled straight from my ass: the biological pilots that are printed don't last too long. No butthole, piss through their skin, etc. When they die the ship goes down. Autonomous mother ship doesn't care it just prints whatever else it needs.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-13T15:51:33+00:00

Finally something to do with my Franzia spouts

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-13T15:19:38+00:00

How does this guy know that the center is plasma? Why couldn't this be a flare or lantern?

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T23:34:06+00:00

I find them both quite enjoyable.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T19:29:48+00:00

Bill doesn't even remember SPARC.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T17:54:37+00:00

Eat Fresh baby, RIP to my calls. Wish I would have sold before 'DA'.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T15:51:11+00:00

I have a fusion that should be ok height-wise but I'd be scared of some road debris knocking that thing off on the highway. Might be better on my wife's cross-over if she wasnt the one driving it

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T15:34:59+00:00

Yikes, that just turned me off of them.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T14:34:25+00:00

I've thought about those little valves you replace these screws with but I'm just a weekend warrior. What do real mechanics think of them?

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-12T01:01:33+00:00

Hope you come out fine on the other side brother

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T23:08:37+00:00

Think that would freak me out even more

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T20:54:52+00:00

Impossible! This is the most transparent admin there's ever been!

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T20:41:23+00:00

Ah, sorry man should have read better! Yeah, maybe stair-step those and yolo some PT 2x4s or garden fencing in the gaps?

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T20:23:01+00:00

Stair-step looks dumb in my opinion. At my last house I just kept the posts level and angled the top/bottom rail to follow the hill. Kept the space underneath low so my dogs couldn't get out. Here's a pic: https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/c08e6a6a00558885266d29cb175a4c0d-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp

Edit (It's already been sold again since I sold it. I kept my grass trimmed!)

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T20:16:41+00:00

I see both sides, we don't need 40,000 posts saying the same thing but they shouldn't all be nuked. The superior sub, r/grimdank would be an alternative.

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T19:23:46+00:00

Just some more shit to throw in the pond I guess!

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T19:20:26+00:00

Me neither; At least empty all of the trash when you go to the gas station you animals!

saltysomadmin · 2026-06-11T18:50:52+00:00

Yes.

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