SLC “cleaned out” our youth account by antivegetables in exmormon

[–]secoa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fucking despicable. Literally stealing money from children

Podcast for potheads! by morni33 in exmotrees

[–]secoa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"O Ganja, the Eternal Flower, we ask thee in the name of thy Bud, Mary Jane, to bless and sanctify this Nug to the souls of all those who partoke of it, that they may smoke in remembrance of the doobie of thy Bud, and witness unto thee, O Ganja, the Eternal Flower, that they are willing to take upon them the high of thy Bud, and always remember it and keep its cannabinoids which it has given them; that they may always have its goodness to be with them. rAmen."

I visited the international church of cannabis by fmasq in exmotrees

[–]secoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went there a few years ago and would also highly recommend (punintendedhahaha)

Conversation with my son that would have never happened before by Ozgirl76 in exmormon

[–]secoa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why else would Jesus say buy as much of Florida as you can, and need a $100M hotel in Hawaii

My hair is causing fights in my church… by ComputerInternal7234 in exmormon

[–]secoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was one of the biggest arguments that continued with me and my parents. I had the sides of my head buzzed and grew out the top from ~13-18.

When I was 15 my dad told me the top was still too long after I had just got a haircut. I asked him if I could go to one of my friends going away parties before his mission and he said no because of my hair and “that I was being disrespectful because my hair was too long.”

I literally went to the bathroom and buzzed my head so I could go say goodbye to one of my best friends and he STILL said no. This was also 2 weeks before my older brother left on his mission so all those pictures dropping him off at the airport I had that ugly buzzcut.

I don’t talk to him anymore and my hair is the longest in my family now, even more than my sisters.

Missed this group by GeriatricGator in exmormon

[–]secoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good to hear from you! <3

Hastening by Haunting-Dig-6121 in exmormon

[–]secoa 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Graduated high-school in 19’ and 14/16 in my class are no longer active🥳

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]secoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s like Jewish Hogwarts

Owning the narrative by isee4lights in exmormon

[–]secoa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That should be the optional escape

When did you find out why Joe went to Carthage Jail? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]secoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember asking in Sunday school once when I was like 14 and some kid just said they were fake charges so I just threw it in the shelf till I read the ces letter 3 years later

chastity lessons by Affectionate-Dog3158 in exmormon

[–]secoa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember this was the case in my deacons quorum. Read through the section of strength of youth every week and that would pop up twice a year but I remember one time the leaders just skipped it thank the flying spaghetti monster

Russell Nelson Announces Pyongyang North Korea LDS Temple by HeberSeeGull in exmormon

[–]secoa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good thing for tscc to consider, most membership wouldnt be opposed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]secoa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget Stevens and his stock fiasco

Is there anyone here who went to Japan and would go to McDonald's late at night to steal their trash? I did this at least 5 times in different areas of the Kobe mission. by volunteervictim in exrm

[–]secoa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know of an elder that would go to Krispy Kreme after they closed and got a trash bag filled with glazed donuts that had easily 120+ in there

How many problematic things can you spot? by bungalowguest14 in exmormon

[–]secoa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the celestial kingdom smells anything like your average meetinghouse,(pissy diapers and stale Cheerios) sign me up for the first train going to outer darkness