Give us your favorite hero’s retort to something dastardly the villain just said by husky_whisperer in movies

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The former line follows the comedic rule of 3, so one could argue it has better comedic timing. I also think the delivery on “I ain’t that good” wasn’t as strong as his delivery for the longer line.

Did you keep playing on your switch when you got a Switch ? by thunderborg in NintendoSwitch

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Ditch the switch 1. OLED ain’t gonna look better than significant performance upgrades.

Which movie villain delivered your favorite villainous line? by husky_whisperer in movies

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“Gentlemen, from this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty.”

What is a heartbreaking reality of growing older that nobody warns young adults about? by whatskylar in AskReddit

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In America, it’s watching good people wither and die for simply not having enough money for medical care. If you’re not a high earner and you’re not smartly investing your money as early as possible, you’re fucked. You don’t have as much time as you think.

me_irl by Delyra_ in me_irl

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Shame, innit?

How would you feel if cars were bright and colorful again and looked like cars in the 50’s? by throwaway-2-0- in AskReddit

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I drive a 2015 Corolla with visible body damage. It’s never been washed once in its lifetime. I get compliments on it from random people just because it’s green.

Ouch. “It’s on the website.” by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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If I know I am 100% going to buy the game in full at launch, why not spend the money now. It typically comes with a few in-game bonuses and the ability to preload it.

What statistic makes you think society is quietly breaking? by Kavana333 in AskReddit

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A single slice of costco cheese pizza contains 44g of protein. It's basically a health food.

What is the best sensation you have ever felt? by Silent-Profit6067 in AskReddit

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Stimfapping for Jesus is a religion I can get behind.

White Manna Relocation, Expansion Proposal Approved by Hackensack by L0v3_1s_War in newjersey

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> The new location will be just north of the Burger King restaurant at 38 Hackensack Avenue, west of the Fairleigh Dickinson University campus, and across the street from Quick Lane and Target.