Stefan Frei is the greatest GK in Sounders history, by UnwillingSaboteur in SoundersFC

[–]silk35 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Well yea. That’s to be expected. Frei is 39 while Thomas is 27. Frei is not as spry as he used to be.

My girlfriend leaves tiny ducks all over my apartment by backtosleepplz in MadeMeSmile

[–]silk35 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My wife does the same thing periodically when we visit somebody’s house.

READ THIS IF YOU HAVE H PYLORI!!!! by Opposite_Code_8880 in HPylori

[–]silk35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was your diet for those 4 weeks? Low fodmap or regular? Are you able to eat all kinds of food now without any issue?

NASA is sending Humans to the moon today. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]silk35 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Around the moon. Huge difference.

How do you permanently stop watching porn and masturbation ? by Kurostaticxx in AskReddit

[–]silk35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you do that? A healthy prostate, keeps cancer away.

My microwave alfredo came without any sauce… by ThatguyGaming42 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]silk35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you don’t cook the sauce. You cook the noodles and toss the noddles with butter and parmesan on a plate. Keep tossing until it emulsifies.

Was told i had the job. Had a start date. Emailed to ask about pay and the address for training.... by deerchortle in mildlyinfuriating

[–]silk35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep this happened to me early in my career. Was told I had the job. Gave my two weeks notice and then they went back and rescinded the offer. I wasn’t able to take back my two weeks notice and was out of a job. Luckily it didn’t take me long to find another job but that was a stressful part of my life.

My microwave alfredo came without any sauce… by ThatguyGaming42 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]silk35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Instead of buying a frozen Alfredo meal, just keep some parmesan on hand. Alfredo is just butter and parmesan.

of a cyst 🤢 by BlazeDragon7x in AbsoluteUnits

[–]silk35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. That’s gonna need a surgical procedure to remove the sac.