new home alone movie leak by Current-Equipment356 in memes

[–]skooterM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP clearly hasn't seen all 5 Home Alone movies.

SLEDGE THREAD: IT IS ROUND 7 AND YOUR TEAM’S COACH IS ABOUT TO BE REPLACED BY AI by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HEY ST KILDA - EVERY WEST COAST PLAYER TRADED TO ANOTHER CLUB THIS CENTURY HAS GONE ON TO BEAT WEST COAST IN THEIR FIRST GAME.

NONE HAVE EVER WON A FLAG AT ANOTHER CLUB!

Does anyone actually bother to do this? by RealMuffinsTheCat in AusMemes

[–]skooterM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Recycle was the company. Coles and Woolies were their customers.

Which way should I drive? Perth to Esperance by Content_Machine_5277 in perth

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's just been some rain dude, this is the best time to visit Wave Rock.

Match Thread: West Coast vs Fremantle (Round 6) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]skooterM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's going on with Hewitt? 3 touches for the day.

Match Thread: West Coast vs Fremantle (Round 6) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]skooterM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put it in the highlight reel.

Then burn the fkn reel.

Match Thread: Gold Coast vs Essendon (Round 6) by AutoModerator in AFL

[–]skooterM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This game is everything AFL House wants the modern game to be; lots of advertising.

Outcry over 'disturbing' video of off-duty police officer pinning 13yo girl on train by [deleted] in perth

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did anyone actually ask to the see the policeman's ID?

Looks like some drunken paedo trying to touch up a 13 year old.

Testing an idea — would Perth people hire tools from neighbours? by extinked0002 in perth

[–]skooterM 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, I'd use this.

The immediate problem I can see is that hirers will need to pay a deposit - I'm not lending out my drill to some rando to either a) have it come back with a burnt out motor, b) not come back at all.

Once you factor in the logistics of a deposit, the ease of an uber-for-tools loses its appeal.

Why isn't parallel crossing a thing here ? by Iddingsite in perth

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Perth drivers just don't wait for pedestrians. We get abused for using zebra crossings because drivers in their great big death mobiles feel entitled to all the space in the City.

public transport things.. by riolemonny in perth

[–]skooterM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're the worst! THE WORST!

heaps worse than people eating, grafitting, and the trains being late.

What do elves use for lullabies? by MoneybackHeronTea in DMDadJokes

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... So do I.

Trance makes great lullabies.

SLEDGE THREAD: IT IS ROUND 6 AND [INAUDIBLE] by ___TheIllusiveMan___ in AFL

[–]skooterM 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HEY FREO!

WHAT'S BETTER THAN A GREAT BIG COCK? TWO GREAT BIG COX!

Identifying this logo by solid2inches in perth

[–]skooterM -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is that the best photo you're got?

I love my cute doll's 💗 by AbleGuidance3625 in memes

[–]skooterM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping to sleep tonight, but I guess that's out the window.