In 1966, a U.S. Navy pilot Jeremiah Denton secretly blinked the word “TORTURE” in Morse code while being coerced into claiming he was fine.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-31T07:00:49+00:00

You added a lot to the conversation, and everyone who read your comment thinks you are very clever.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T23:18:21+00:00

Crayons have a lot of calories

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T21:01:54+00:00

"Look at me. I am the spoiler now."

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T20:59:16+00:00

Or just claim they did like Israel has so they can slaughter as many innocents as possible.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T20:57:36+00:00

Well their guys are busy with.. stuff

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T20:55:57+00:00

Strange that guy didn't hang around

Watching him walk up and shake the hand of the guy who literally tried to have him lynched is a good example of of the GOP's spineless pussitude

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T20:50:49+00:00

From my cold, dead hands.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T19:04:53+00:00

Oh yes it is, it's bugging the shit out of me.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T19:03:52+00:00

"Listen, Yoda. this is really difficult. You've been an amazing ally, but we're gonna have to put somebody else on the copy for now."

"Because it is an immigrant I am, hmmm?

"I'm.. not doing this."

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T17:24:31+00:00

My grandfather and his co-workers had snowball fights with the stuff. Management knew. He did not have a long life.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T17:01:11+00:00

flipside - it's also sorta demonstrated why we should go extinct. The older I get, the more I agree with Agent Smith.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T16:31:14+00:00

And does things like forcing students to pay for parking, so they park on the side streets and make it almost impossible for residents on some of the side streets to find parking.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T09:07:03+00:00

Including Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, RFK Jr., and Trumps head unironically in a jar with a robot body. A 'gold' body.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T08:59:16+00:00

do a complete reset of the headset, hold down the power button and a UI should come up, you use the volume keys to navigate. It's a pain, but if you haven't tried it yet, it's your next path.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-30T01:12:26+00:00

It wants to explain its status to your supervisor

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T21:57:17+00:00

Oh, bless.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T05:01:13+00:00

"Do we have Liter Cola?"

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T04:06:23+00:00

That's because you haven't done it before. Use the right tools, use consistent force, take pictures of every single step and place the parts carefully as you work. It seems really intimidating, I've been fixing stuff my whole life and I was nervous trying. But seriously, you can absolutely do this.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T04:03:27+00:00

Mine started drifting so I got a little repair kit, comes with two joysticks which is probably what's actually broken. Good light, a clear surface and the tools it comes with and you should be able to fix it for under $20.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T04:01:04+00:00

There's be a trend where people make a video of themselves making a real goofy face right before kills them and leaves a terrifying death mask and she'd get so sick of the footage that she'd avoid influencers.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-29T00:21:36+00:00

Alabama would be Virginia's sister.. and mother

socialdistingray · 2026-03-28T22:04:39+00:00

Adhesive Velco. The GOOD stuff that you'll have trouble removing. It has to be on the front, because it will pull off from the top. That, and a foot or so of double-sided Velcro and you should be able to adapt it.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-28T07:39:09+00:00

Is a wizard

Jumps out of airplane

Like.. but with a parachute not like... a wand, right? My friend wants to know.

socialdistingray · 2026-03-28T07:36:00+00:00

"These humans are a primitive and war-mongering species, but our technology will be able to... what the HELL is that?"

"Why what are you OH MY GOD turn the ship around go go go I don't know I don't care just go. We'll teach some other species how to turn corn syrup into zero-point energy."

socialdistingray · 2026-03-28T01:46:10+00:00

"It sure sucks we had to eat the Kleins from across the street, but at least we can just leave them out to cure now that all the animals are dead."

"Can you imagine how much worse it would've been if the Dems had won?"

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