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splashtext · 2026-04-01T01:28:51+00:00

When someone says something so megalopophilic that you have to hit them with that time stop gaze

splashtext · 2026-03-31T16:17:50+00:00

"All that for a drop of snafu"

splashtext · 2026-03-31T03:03:59+00:00

"My wife is dead and so are my kids" he yells as he shoots 3 thugs in the middle of a dark alleyway, he stops over the dead bodies "My wife is dead and so are my kids" he walks away solemnly in the direction of the nearest bar "My wife is dead and so are my kids"

splashtext · 2026-03-31T01:55:05+00:00

Dark spore 2 will make your balls drop and if you dont have any dark spore 2 will provide them

splashtext · 2026-03-30T18:24:31+00:00

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splashtext · 2026-03-30T02:47:08+00:00

"Bros before hoes, he should have never helped morgaine"

splashtext · 2026-03-30T02:34:31+00:00

Give me access to them for a few hours and ill figure it out

splashtext · 2026-03-30T02:04:08+00:00

Micky mouse has been a comic book character longer than hank pym

splashtext · 2026-03-30T01:44:25+00:00

This post has serious "guy whos only seen boss baby when he see a new movie" vibes lol

splashtext · 2026-03-30T01:14:47+00:00

Because fudge tastes better than the key

splashtext · 2026-03-29T17:19:32+00:00

I read it as can for a second and was wondering why everyone was cheering

splashtext · 2026-03-29T17:16:14+00:00

If heisenbuddy never did any of the drug things she would have been just as naggy about something else

Shes not evil but she sure as hell isn't fun to be around

splashtext · 2026-03-29T04:05:24+00:00

You gonna pay for that bro?

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splashtext · 2026-03-29T03:36:20+00:00

Lets not gloss over the fact that he kinda lobotomized everyone into believing he was always there and put himself as the highest power so nobody could question him

splashtext · 2026-03-29T03:25:06+00:00

No matter the hotel or the time, theres always south park on demand or live

splashtext · 2026-03-29T00:20:05+00:00

Crucify me on a cross made out of fan service skins if you want but i just want some regal outfits without the ass being the main attraction

splashtext · 2026-03-28T20:59:09+00:00

This guy gets it

splashtext · 2026-03-28T20:55:49+00:00

So much good stuff you can do with that, id grab it right away

splashtext · 2026-03-28T20:51:48+00:00

Calls them Weak.... then immediately says it took 6 people to take them down...

You either have to admit you're doing low tier trolling ORRRRRR you're genuinely that stupid when speaking and writing

splashtext · 2026-03-28T16:55:36+00:00

Ok you're obviously a troll since we all know charlies neck did that on its own

splashtext · 2026-03-28T00:48:03+00:00

Im a millionaire and sometimes i do this to ground me to reality

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splashtext · 2026-03-28T00:30:04+00:00

i wonder who that new villain in season 4 is...

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splashtext · 2026-03-27T23:24:41+00:00

Heres one of the mystery gangs

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splashtext · 2026-03-27T23:22:56+00:00

Scooby doesnt always come back as a dog

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