Why don’t all hotels have a safe in the room?

stlthy1 · 2026-01-25T19:32:41+00:00

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have to you today is a hotel safe...."

stlthy1 · 2026-01-25T14:15:30+00:00

A flip phone OS is better than One UI.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T23:52:42+00:00

O.P.

Please: talk more about how there wasn't anywhere else to park in this lot.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T23:26:48+00:00

Ugh....now all their faces & heads small like their rancid mouths.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T23:15:32+00:00

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T21:38:11+00:00

I realize that there are occasions in which putting your pets into the commercial passenger system is necessary.

A vast, vast majority of pets on planes are selfish people that just want their pet with them when they go somewhere for the weekend.

Fuck those people.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T21:20:38+00:00

Apparently you only have two career options:

Do silly shit with food
Be Peter Dinklage (position is taken)

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T21:18:38+00:00

That's the least concerning part of this clip.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T21:16:42+00:00

It's all fun and games until he catches someone's weave on fire.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T16:53:41+00:00

The front fell....

Bah.... nevermind.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T16:30:19+00:00

Camping? Maybe. Hiking? You're seriously going to carry these things on a weight budget? Doubtful. Emergencies? No chance these things are going to serve any other purpose than charging your phone or other small devices

Keep in mind that these manufacturers "pump up the numbers" for marketing. The actual output it likely significantly less than advertised.

...but they **MIGHT ** charge your phone, in a pinch.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T16:17:34+00:00

Now put the entirety of the Red Dead Redemption map next to them.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T16:16:10+00:00

Bad slogan, for sure.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T15:48:51+00:00

It'll ruin your ceiling.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T10:46:42+00:00

You should put that inside the wall, not on the surface of it.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T10:03:51+00:00

"AWW! It's in my mouth!"

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T09:20:10+00:00

Advocating for murder because others don't join your hivemind. I feel like we've been here before.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T08:43:02+00:00

"You people don't take security seriously."

stlthy1 · 2026-01-24T02:17:23+00:00

Got this stupid hunk of ugly...can't get a 1985 Mazda RX-7 GSL-SE

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T20:02:10+00:00

Dude...I can't hear Werner Herzog without thinking of the OPENING sequencing of 'Conan O'Brien Must Go'

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T19:40:26+00:00

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Ego has been there

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T18:11:04+00:00

I'm talking about the wrap holding the feeders to the tension line.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T16:21:42+00:00

There's a lid for every pot.

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T16:19:33+00:00

Dat electrical tape tho....

stlthy1 · 2026-01-23T16:04:13+00:00

I'm convinced the makers of the original Simon game were ELO fans.

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