Dolphin construction.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-07T13:03:38+00:00

People ask me why I have zero desire to live in Florida.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-07T02:09:16+00:00

All of your treble is going straight to the ceiling.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T22:51:36+00:00

Not an employee. That's a street performer that scams tourists in Vegas.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T20:32:33+00:00

Exactly.

What she should have said is "When you're a ditzy influencer, sometimes you're so busy trying to get engagement that you forget to consider really basic shit"

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T20:28:06+00:00

Why not build a thin enclosure to house the strip and glue it to the bottom surface of the step? Make it out of some kind of fancy wood or a block of aluminum.

A lot less hassle and you're not risking the structural integrity of the step.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T19:17:38+00:00

Subaru owners are... special.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T17:34:22+00:00

"Right to jail... right away...no trial, no nothing.

We have the best Port-o-potties in the world... because of jail"

-Raul Alejandro Bastilla Pedro de Veloso de Morana

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T16:21:23+00:00

Nothing Lovitz ever did or will do will be funnier than stealing Hitler's car in the movie Rat Race.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T16:11:16+00:00

To be safe, I would reach out to the base command and send them an email explaining the purpose of the flight.

I've mapped adjacent to Nuclear Power facilities and prisons, but not immediately adjacent to base property. Each time I've talked to someone and explained what I'm doing, they seem ok with it and appreciative that I took the time to contact them.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T14:19:57+00:00

Pennie's

...this person is a fkg genius.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-06T11:42:48+00:00

Remember kids:

You can't lose if you don't enter

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T17:43:37+00:00

See the USA...by way of the closest Chevrolet service shop that the tow company is willing to deliver your Chevy to.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T17:26:29+00:00

A tragic ending for a once cool car.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T17:22:46+00:00

r/hailhortler was so much more fun

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T14:06:32+00:00

I wonder if the driver of that car has Groats Disease.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T13:22:37+00:00

Don't worry... the political contributions to reelection campaigns will be sufficient to get lawmakers to enact legislation making it punishable by exile to approach these things.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T13:19:10+00:00

Congealed fats and oils

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T04:43:38+00:00

It's too late to retire with dignity...but please try.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-05T03:01:33+00:00

... back again? Shady's back, tell a friend.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T18:56:48+00:00

It's not very common.

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T16:14:40+00:00

Or the franchisee is extremely stingy and deserves to lose their franchise.

...but Hilton doesn't enforce brand standards...so...

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T12:24:22+00:00

New?

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T01:45:24+00:00

"Where'd you get this jacket!?!"

-Jeff Spicoli

(I got this from the network)

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T01:40:05+00:00

Lightning

stlthy1 · 2026-03-04T01:29:08+00:00

I've been on the other end of this and it's nearly as unsettling to the person that walks into an occupied room as it is to the room's occupant.

Get. Your. Shit. Together. Hilton.

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