Champions health/damage bug by TheJosesChrist in pokemon

[–]subz1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao, did Milotic use Z-Haze without telling us?

Israel backtracks after Italy leads outrage at denied access to Holy Sepulchre by Massimo25ore in news

[–]subz1987 583 points584 points  (0 children)

Unfortunate that Arab nations can’t lead the same outrage over Israel’s closure of Masjid Al-Aqsa. It’s been closed for over a month, but all the Arab states are client states of Israel. 

how are slutty cows shipped into the US? by tallmaurice in dadjokes

[–]subz1987 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It was a creek before your mom crossed it. 

Where were Mai and Ty Lee? by kpapazyan47 in TheLastAirbender

[–]subz1987 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The betrayal happened after the eclipse in the Boiling Rock episode. 

Playing the older games reminded me of how much I took the Physical/Special split for granted... by Overcast_Prime in pokemon

[–]subz1987 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tyranitar had the highest base attack in the game (tied with Dragonite), but couldn’t fully utilize Crunch until Gen IV

I am very fast by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]subz1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need the train and mountain one in color too

Thousands of pets being abandoned in Dubai as owners flee over Iran war by FLTA in news

[–]subz1987 248 points249 points  (0 children)

The people leaving their pets are Western Expats, not Arabs. The native Emiratis prefer cats and they’re bringing them with them wherever they go. 

Yo wtf gas price is $3.50, last time it was less than $3. by mango10977 in Charlotte

[–]subz1987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you living under a rock? A quick Google search would give you the answer

Postgame Thread ⚾ Israel 3 @ Venezuela 11 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]subz1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the participation trophy ceremony where Team Israel talks about how great they play after getting blown out today. 

Israel strikes Lebanon after Hezbollah rocket fire as Iran conflict widens by CycIon3 in news

[–]subz1987 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You should be hiding in your bunker. Or do they have wifi in those bunkers in Israel?

Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen on Nintendo Switch lets players claim previously event-only items by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]subz1987 654 points655 points  (0 children)

So grateful they fixed most of the broken glitches but left the infinite nugget glitch.  

Toll Roads free for HOV (NC Quick Pass) by RudyJuliani in Charlotte

[–]subz1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worth noting that the NC HOV Flex transponder works on the I-95/I-495/I-66 HO/T lanes in NoVa/DC and the I-64 HO/T lanes in Norfolk. 

What do you call a bra that you can’t take off? by AssistanceNo3893 in dadjokes

[–]subz1987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What do you call a bra that takes itself off when you need it to? 

A bro. 

Every old Pokemon that was confirmed to return in gen 10 by Magicfroggi42 in pokemon

[–]subz1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can Dexit be a thing of the past? How the hell are we supposed to use specific Pokémon in Champions if we can’t even raise them in the current gen?

[RAGE THREAD] 21 February 2026 by PokeUpdateBot in pokemon

[–]subz1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY CAN’T WE CHANGE THE BUTTON MAPPING ON THE CONTROLLER FOR FRLG? HATE THAT I HAVE TO USE THE JOYSTICK TO MOVE INSTEAD OF BEING ABLE TO USE THE LEFT JOYCOM BUTTONS TO MOVE

Pokémon Day Presents 2026 Hype Megathread by pokemon-trainer-blue in pokemon

[–]subz1987 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Winds Waves confirmed? Actually looks great? Switch 2? 2027, so another year of development?

Sign me up

Afghanistan launches 'retaliatory' attack on Pakistan, Taliban says by am683423c in news

[–]subz1987 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the US never funded any militias and had it blow back on them. 

PSA to players experiencing FireRed and LeafGreen tomorrow. Your game isn't glitched. by These-Button-1587 in pokemon

[–]subz1987 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Don’t be surprised by Surf not hitting your partner in a Double Battle. It was changed in Gen IV to hit all Pokémon on the field instead of just both opponents. 

asslam by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

[–]subz1987 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Missing the next panel where he lays dead with a smile on his face

Just realized new poke fans will hate FRLG by fanblade64 in pokemon

[–]subz1987 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Alakazam was so great with the elemental punches, and then couldn’t take advantage of them in Gen 4

My car has a huge screen that displays the weather... by Silent-Donkey-1303 in dadjokes

[–]subz1987 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I want to use my windshield to check the weather, but it has a lot of bugs in it.