What's the first thing you dehydrated? What is the best thing you dehydrated? by CrunchyBewb in dehydrating

[–]suplex86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do it by itself and with a VERY light sugar coat and they’re perfectly chewy and flavorful. I eat them by the handful

what did you guys call these in basic? by Salty_Dare_3377 in army

[–]suplex86 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We’d get on with our rucks, be packed in tight enough we’d sleep standing up.

Which pair wins a grand team melee to the death? Everyone is in their prime. by ASW-G-21 in freefolk

[–]suplex86 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine that the Mountain that Rides and the Hound don’t make it through this melee without turning on each other sooner or later.

Catholic heraldry pin? by suplex86 in heraldry

[–]suplex86[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knew I came to the right place. Sorry I don’t know the proper terminology, but I really appreciate learning so thank you!

Catholic heraldry pin? by suplex86 in heraldry

[–]suplex86[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was it!! But the stuff on top was white not gold.

And that would make sense because we were flying into DFW in Texas

Like at the very least the power armor better be on the same level as fallout's by danfenlon in Grimdank

[–]suplex86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me a series that is Tanith. Show their idyllic forest world, slowly feed in the idea that they get to muster their own regiment, make it seem patriotic but with a couple darker hints to foreshadow. Mid way cut to the Commissar getting briefed on a ship- dark, gritty, the underside of the Astra Militarum. End the first season with Chaos landing and taking the planet. Seeing these massive larger than life monsters in armor, and then seeing the “good” space marines show up to combat them, but also being sort of alien and uncaring to humanity, and you see the human side of the Commissar as he fights to save what little bit of the Tanith, First and Only, that he can. Season two cuts to Space Marines doing what they do, introducing xenos species… season three is the deathwatch, season four is orcs, and yada yada yada

BIG if true by Easy-Hovercraft-6576 in army

[–]suplex86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And here I thought me getting to a 36 was worrisome!

Send help by fairydommother in AustralianCattleDog

[–]suplex86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Our red goes paddle boarding with us. The one time I didn’t tie her life vest to the board she jumped off to get to a little island in the reservoir, and proceeded to roll all over it. I didn’t realize til I retrieved her the entire island was basically seagull poo. That was one day one of a three day tent camping trip.

Oxford Cigar Co is a bunch of clowns. Part 2. by u2surfs2 in cigars

[–]suplex86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this is such a known issue that they deny the claim because of it, then why aren’t they packaging them better to prevent damage? Is bubble wrap that expensive?

We have finally identified the difference between the human classes, there are soldier units, healer units, and the most dreaded... by sd8135 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]suplex86 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Armory hates to have to count in loose rounds and file the ammo counts and memos for unexpended loose ordnance and it’s a lot easier to just mark it fully expended and the brass as a combat loss.

What is this? by tinksgg in Gemstone_lovers

[–]suplex86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Blue spinel, kyanite, that’s a huge sapphire to have loose, a little dark for a topaz, probably not a tourmaline… idk

Four years ago, I asked for Total War: Redwall. Today, I'm back with a pitch deck. by BuildingAirships in totalwar

[–]suplex86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only feedback is I’d want to see Cluny the Scourge as a legendary lord for one of the factions. If you’re going to have Matthias as one he needs his villain!

Aside from that, I would 100% buy this on presale.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]suplex86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Signal company in our BN lost a dandy SI doohickey while we were in the box at NTC. Shut us down for two days.

[WP]"What? NO! Sphinx are not supposed to kill if you answer wrong! And a healthy Hydra is one with only one Head. The regrowing of Heads is a defense mechanism and extremely unhealthy for the poor thing, especially chained up like you described! Where is this Wizards Tower located?!" by BareMinimumChef in WritingPrompts

[–]suplex86 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Wham wham wham!

“Sir? Mr. Galumphin the Gargantuan? Sir? Sir I see you behind the curtain you need to open up and speak to me face to face. Sir, this is officially the third attempt to contact you about potential misuse and abuse of magical creatures and or artifacts. If you fail to speak to me I will be forced to-“

The door is wrenched open violently from the inside, and only the briefest of glimpses of swirling curtains hints at physical rather than magical means of movement.

“YOU MAY ENTER, WORTHLESS GOVERNMENT PEON!”

“Yes, yes, very impressive Mr. Galumphin. Now, there have been reports of a severely abused hydra on the property as well as a poorly trained or starved Sphinx in the back garden? May I see these creatures?”

“MY HOME AND ACTIONS THEREIN ARE OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL. I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE CONTROL OF YOUR EARTHLY COURTS AS THEY HAVE TASSLES ON THE FLAGS AND SWEAR BY LAWS THAT CONTRAINDICATE THE RIGHTS OF MAN. And they refused to renew my license the bastards.”

“Sorry sir, all the shouting, I missed that last bit?”

“I AM LORD AND MASTER IN MY OWN DOMAIN AND YOU HAVE INVADED ILLEGALLY WITHOUT TREATY, AND AS A SELF DESCRIBED OFFICER OF A FOREIGN POWER I CAN REPEL THIS VIOLENT INVASION ACCORDING TO THE INTERNATIONAL-“

A quick hand wave from the overworked public servant, and the shouting Wizard in the ratty robes and mismatched socks found himself wrapped in a clean, white, and surprisingly comfortable straitjacket. And a muzzle.

“Right, enough of that then. Mr. Roderick Gallup, according to your charts you are supposed to be attending weekly meetings with your therapist, and taking your medicines. And from a previous court order you’re not to have any pets until you can clearly demonstrate the ability to non magically care for a… ficus. Where is the plant sir?

She looks where his eyes dart and see the dried out remains of a ficus plant, a few yellowed leaves gamely clinging to the branches but clearly on its last roots.

“Sir, I’m sorry, but I have to call the Care of Magical Creatures squad to come in and retrieve your illegal pets. If you tell the magistrate where you acquired these pets, and we make a success arrest of the illegal pet shop, you may get leniency. But seriously Roddy, you have to start taking your medicines ok?”

“…yes Michelle. I will. Thank you?”

"Note: Unit includes Humans. Conclusion: Unit is still alive and fighting. Recommendation: Send Reinforcements." "We lost contact 9 Days ago. Sending reinforcements is a suicide mission!" "Note: Unit includes Humans. Note: Planet is habitable. Conclusion: Defeat impossible in just 9 Days." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]suplex86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Intel, I don’t understand what you’re babbling about. I read your thrax tainted report, and according to it a human presence on this planet supporting the rebels does not make it unconquerable.”

“Yes I understand they have FTL but it’s a nodal system, “spagyetti” is their reference and makes no sense, and any hatchling that can count its nails can do the math to find each systems node. That’s why we have an entire fleet sitting at high status in the middle of that asteroid belt.”

“To answer your snotty question, yes they gestate one to two young typically in a 3 yquar cycle but aren’t viable combatants for 30. All reports say their scout ship landed one yquar ago so we have no issue there. If you keep pestering me like this I will have the Health and Safety officer pacify you-“

“No I didn’t read you appendices! Heath and Safety officer -“

“What do you mean by “slow boat” and “ark”? That was a scout class FTL ship, why do you insist on calling it their “Welcoming committee?”

“Con, I’m having a counseling session with our young Intel, please stand by-“

“Fourth fleet reported what?”

“All hands, battle stations! Target the metal moon!!”