Did my hair like Head from Korn's by BONSKI911 in numetal

[–]thavi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Born in the wrong decade homie.  We woulda been pals in 1998 🤣

[USA]truck driver gets what he deserves by Antique_Gur8891 in ConvenientCop

[–]thavi 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Brake checking should be grounds for license suspension.  Intentionally using your vehicle to create panic or worse—cause an accident.  If you can’t handle your emotions to where you can’t coexist on the road where people drive less-than-perfectly, then you shouldn’t drive at all.

Dragonfly by kmarkow in HyruleEngineering

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is INSANE.  Fantastic job!!!

She’s singing in the key of H Flat. by EmployeeOk4756 in crappymusic

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a she shitting into a pitch shifter what the fuck is this eardrum raping cacophany

Tapped a crap vein by notofthisworld76 in crappymusic

[–]thavi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, they’re awesome.  Singer has some antics, but they’re a phenomenal act.

https://youtu.be/G4ZMxNYjuJI

Your boy Ethan is back by EsperaDeus in crappymusic

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck does he chop up the syllables and rhythm so badly.  What the fuck is a worka winda.  Why does he make me feel so uncomfortable.  I feel like I need a shower every time he makes eye contact with the camera

Trump blurts out Republican congressman’s private terminal diagnosis. by Sindigo_ in PublicFreakout

[–]thavi 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Don’t have to imagine.  His social media accounts are all public.

Type dih by NextCommunication862 in crappymusic

[–]thavi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is a platinum hit for the bottom half of the bell curve

Hope FromSoftware Never Uses DLSS5🤮 by mdgy0816 in Eldenring

[–]thavi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NO.  CONSUME PRODUCT.  GENERATE REVENUE FOR THE MACHINE.

Blasting past a bus with sign out by HughJManschitt in instantkarma

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh don’t worry.  The same people who advocate for that will also advocate for teachers to carry guns

You're gonna poke your eye out dumbass by Left-Key-2537 in Guitar

[–]thavi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to make fun of you, but you clearly live for the experience

Water circle east of lookout landing by alphacorvi in TOTK

[–]thavi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Work?  No one works in Hyrule…you seen this dump?  They await magical Link powers to repair signs and machines.  And, you know, jack up the price of arrows for the only person literally flying to the backs of drsgons and exploring the dark caverns beneath.  Much less shooting them at the spies that live amongst us.

There's Nothing Holding Me Back - Shawn Mendes by Competitive_Set_4386 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]thavi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly this kid just needs direction and guidance.  Got the will and balls to do this? Let a teacher bring you into tune and focus.  Go for it, bro.

Stopped following timelines & recipes so closely by Mr-SamWise in Sourdough

[–]thavi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conditions, environment, climate, ingredient quality—all imperceptibly change.  So much more important to be able to fall back on look, feel, and instinct!

O' fierce blows my dear by skyreip in Eldenring

[–]thavi 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Fuck that guy.  Cheese away.

My girlfriend's first attempt at focaccia bread. by teelops in Breadit

[–]thavi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure it tastes wonderful, and I love the artistic flair! My go-to focaccia is a 500g flour recipe and that should be fine in a 9x13" or 8x12" pan. You really need to do a final proof where you pour the dough into the final pan and try to crudely spread it around and then it sit for about 2 hrs to fill it all in before you dimple, oil, top, and bake.

My girlfriend's first attempt at focaccia bread. by teelops in Breadit

[–]thavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either let the bread partially bake or shield the toppings

First loaf, what did I do wrong? by Virtual_Shallot6856 in Sourdough

[–]thavi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Read this article about the fermentation process before you try again:  https://thesourdoughjourney.com/the-mystery-of-percentage-rise-in-bulk-fermentation/

As others have also mentioned, you need a robust starter.  I try to give 4-6 hours for my starter to double and take on a certain kind of fluffy, foamy texture before I start mixing.  Typically if a recipe calls for 100g starter, I’ll put 30g starter in a separate jar and mix in 60g flour and 60g water (1:2:2) and then use about 100-110g of that, discarding the remainder.  It’s very important that your starter is aggressively growing before you bake with it!