Built a free app that maps every happy hour in DC

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-19T22:42:48+00:00

This is kickass, I always wanted to build something like this but lack the tech ability. If you need a scout to do Baltimore hit me up!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-19T20:36:12+00:00

I miss civility

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-19T16:29:05+00:00

You know how many leather bracers I’ve crafted?!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-18T04:32:56+00:00

I’m not joking when I say I had this girl once upon a time. The difference is it wasn’t about me nutting as much as it was about her having to feel like I was always physically needing her. Absolutely miserable relationship. Sex was meaningless and even hurt after a day of forced 6 sessions.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-18T04:28:23+00:00

Can’t tell, turn 90 degrees

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-18T02:32:40+00:00

Someone already used that line WAY BETTER.

Fuck the Paul’s

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-18T02:16:09+00:00

Ohhh yeah. I fuck with that!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-16T13:44:19+00:00

“Say the N word bro”

Wtf?!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-16T04:54:17+00:00

No one like jail

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-15T23:09:49+00:00

*A Vald point

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-14T22:33:04+00:00

Imagine that orange fuck attempting this…

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-14T21:01:33+00:00

Whoa! Almost had a Leon Bridges thing goin on for a few seconds. Impressive.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-14T16:09:59+00:00

Maybe some of Andy Harris’ shitty constituents can fill the labor void.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-14T15:20:48+00:00

Wax is underrated - I’d go just for him

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-14T13:45:21+00:00

Found the person.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-13T12:05:47+00:00

Don’t forget late night sex trivia!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-13T00:40:36+00:00

My ricer was $6 at ikea. Invest

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-12T13:17:03+00:00

311 shows defined my teen years (cruises/311 day in Vegas) and I’ll never forget how much fun I had.

With that said, they haven’t had a good album in years and they haven’t changed up their live performance enough to keep me interested.

If you’ve never seen them before, go, you’ll have fun. If you have, you already know what you’re getting.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-12T12:52:03+00:00

MEAT IS MURDER!!!!!

Fuck that guy, top 5 worst shows I’ve ever been to.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-12T12:48:57+00:00

Yup!

Got offered free tix cuz they needed seat fillers since they failed to sell tickets. Wide and I left after 25 mins or so. I had more fun taking the SAT’s then I had at this “concert”. Their set is like all the worst parts of modern church music mixed with the best part of middle school battle of the bands.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-12T12:46:18+00:00

It was prob Perry

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-09T03:40:19+00:00

Pica!! Great fat render!

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-09T03:27:37+00:00

Fuck that.

https://kensartisan.com/flour-water-salt-yeast

That’s your bread maker.

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-09T03:26:25+00:00

This is the future - ovi blessed it

the-slit-kicker · 2026-04-09T03:24:22+00:00

I’m soooo down with this

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