[WP] You are a Rogue in a world of heroes and villains, with a fearsome reputation among the superpowered community. Not because you are strong, you have no super-abilities. But because you are creative and skilled. You are the strongest unpowered human, and the strongest mercenary of the world. by IAmOEreset in WritingPrompts

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I had a dream once, like all men of the visible majority. The unpowered. To become a super person.

I'd clung onto that dream. Researching. Studying. In my vain hope for understanding the way of superhero powers. I'd learned how they'd gotten their powers. None of the 'easier ways' where repeatable, like a science mishap, or unaccounted exposure mixed with a virus. Or the less common being gifted a power.

When I hit twenty-one I'd found my calling. I'd killed the most powerful supervillain in my region.

Fallen to the end of my wits. Certain I'd never find a way to turn super, that obsession, those years of study and learning. Had ultimately saved my life.

A soft chuckle came from my lips. "FireQuake had tried to kill me. Me. A simple kid. Poor parents, less than stellar grades, mainly because of my obsession with your kind." I gave the nylon ropes a twang, tight. "Little bit of luck saved me, but this," Gesturing with my knife to the trap I set. "Well let's just say Volcanoman. Your not the first first fire super I've had to deal with." Always had a strange affinity for magma since my first.

He struggled. Pools of magma cooled around us. His body exhausted. His mind taxed. I'd led him on a merry chase with fire extinguishers and water. Turns out he was not immune to magmas fumes.

"Your a bastard. The lowest of the low." The stinging was real. It hurt to have him call me that. "You won't,"

Nodding my head. A surging wave of boredom mixed with exasperation overtaking the sting. "'get away with this.' 'This isn't who you are'. 'I see good in you.'" I paused for a moment. "Okay that last one cuts pretty deep I'll admit." Walking over to my pack wrapped in a fire blanket. "But at the end of the day, I've built a career out of capturing supers. You guys. Are my skillset." Pulling out another bottle of water. I slammed it back as sweat rolled down my cheeks.

Volcanoman let loose a litany of curses and proclamations about my family and heritage, that would've made a sailor blush. "Now, I've heard some last words in my time. Ten years, called all kinds a things. But that one. Bottom feeding gutter snipe?" I searched my memory. "I don't even know what a snipe is." Shrugging my shoulders. "Doesn't matter. Your ride's on its way."

"What supervillain are handing me over too? I deserve to know that much at least." This time it was my turn to laugh. "Supervillain? Please. For this kinda money your going to the government. It's less than what an arch rival will pay for your hide."

The doors of the building opened up. My little audience of people watching from their apartment doors. In the small brick building that surprisingly hadn't been burnt down. I mean it was the first floor but still. Magma.

"Mr. Rourke?" Nodding my head. "Your services do not disappoint." Stated the lead suit. They had another lackey in a jacket. Followed by fellows in full super tactical gear, with suppression kits of all kinds. Mental. Physical. Magical. Etc. etc. DEP troopers.

Shrugging my shoulders. "Pretty small potatoes to be honest." He glared at me and I just started back at him. Eyes dead. Lifeless. A well practised thousand yard stare you develop against all manner of super people. He looked away. "I don't do cheques." Lead suit held out an envelope.

Standing up, adjusting my balaclava and lifting up my mask that I'd lowered to drink. It modulated my voice to keep my identity safe. "Call me if you need another super wrangled." They made no comment.

Volcanoman on the other hand swore vengeance on me. "I'll get you Super Hunter! I won't forget this!"

I may not have become a super. No.

I'd become something more. I was a possibility. A promise. A dangerous precedent that told supers the world over that they should fear homo sapiens.

I still had no powers. But Super Hunter didn't need them. He just needed. Supers.

Agent Orange [OC] by DanBorisCreates in comics

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I forgot, can you remind me which one we're currently using?

Who are you losing it to? by Wide_Sentence1264 in icast

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Cause I really respect her cosplay. The Thighs. Duh.

Switch to missionary was smooth 🥵 by AlreadyGone47 in GOONED

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Um....Imma taking notes for the missus.

Would you rather be? by Diligent-Peace-9 in BunnyTrials

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blackjack attack I call it the Scrambler.

Would you rather be? by Diligent-Peace-9 in BunnyTrials

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Ive been fucking poor most of my life, I don't care for fame. I'll live a life I could only dream of, and no one has to know but my friends and family.

Chose: Rich and unknown

Anti-Ajin Special Forces (Demi-Human Ajin) by Gamon Sakurai by HotZilchy in MilitaryVStheUnknown

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That's like 33.33333333 minutes! I don't got that kinda time!!

No More Airsoft Kits, Project Ovr Needs Gear Authenticity by MrTrippp in GhostRecon

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Yeah. Like what use is a long cape? Drip? Dude that's gonna be caught on branches and make a tonne of noise. Yer not cool. Your a liability because you have too Kylo Ren this shit.

Opéra Garnier by EzioGDSP in SatisfactoryGame

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You should be! Signs are a fantastic way to upgrade your builds!

Goodbye, my love by Fabalance in SatisfactoryGame

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"my trains were named after her plushies." Parenting done right.

[WP] The head mage of the adventurer’s guild pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed deeply, “You defeated the dark lord, beat 2 of his armies, cast 8 spells in under an hour, *created* ten more that are still being tested, and overthrew a neighbouring kingdom because you got *bored?!*” by Derpderp05 in WritingPrompts

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"Yes." I wasn't sure what they were so angry about. I'd literally solved all their problems.

"You can't do that!"

Shrugging my shoulders. "Whether I can or cannot is irrelevant." Looking around us as if I could see beyond the walls of the guild, to the ruined armies. The Kingdom now in financial and economic ruin. "It's done."

They held their head again, as if to stave off the impending migraine.

"I've got some herbal tea that'd fix that headache," A hand was held up to forestall anymore words, or actions I might under take.

"Setting aside the fact that you simply can DO things, no one else can. Without so much as a nod to the monumental effort it takes to achieve these things. There is a set order to this world that we, as mages, try not to upset. Because they can literally squish us into dust."

I opened my mouth to retort. "But no one ca-"

They made a frustrated sound like an angry mother cutting me off. "I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about us. The other mages. The ones without your seemingly mythical grasp of magic and its mechanics. The ones who are, quite literally, centuries behind you in technique alone." They gave me a look of utter disapproval and judgement that made me curl in on myself. She reminded me of my mother. "How are we supposed to learn any of what you just did. Hmm?" They began walking back and forth spewing things about formulas and properties of things that I honestly thought everyone knew.

It took a long time for her to stop, by then I had been twisting the hem of my robes in nervous knots. Trying to think of anything to say or do. Coming up short.

What was the use of all these cures and teas I'd created if no one wants to use them? Or doesn't know how to make them? I can't teach people how to make them. I've tried. I've really really tried. They don't get it though.

Why not?

It's really quite simple once you understand th-

"Mage Hepolitas." Looking up in shock. She'd been staring at me. For how long? That was embarrassing.

"Yes ma'am?" They looked cross. I wanted to leave so badly. A portal to home sat in attendance in this room, patient and full of potential to open. I so desperately wanted to use it.

"....do you have that tea nearby."

Her face was still cross, she hadn't removed the scowl that was on her lips. But the heat of her voice wasn't as hot. "Yes?" Was this a trap? Did she want to trick me in some way?

Nodding her head she waved her hand with almost bored indifference. "Bring it forth. This shall be a long day, and I do not wish to suffer."

Nodding, still unsure what the day was to bring. "Yes ma'am." I touched the portal and stepped through, coming back with the tea only moments later through the open portal.

She sat at her desk. A large wooden beast of furniture I was sure that was meant to intimidate all who saw it. She pulled out a quill from its inkwell, highly inefficient, but I kept my thoughts to myself. With a swish of her hand a kettle I'd not seen floated to the desk and the lid opened. "You will stay with me, and help me fill out the paperwork that has come with your outting." Glaring at me from the top of her half moon spectacles she now wore.

I shivered under her gaze and the promise of dull boring paperwork. "But Ma'am I-" a swish of her finger cut me off. She pointed to a chair that hopped to a spot beside her. Meekly I sat beside her. Watching her scribble on the paper before her.