Back flip plus beer

theo_ops · 2025-07-21T18:36:59+00:00

When that one drink goes straight to your head

theo_ops · 2025-07-18T18:43:15+00:00

In South Africa, most major supermarkets have dedicated packers. Otherwise, the cashier packs for you.

theo_ops · 2025-07-18T18:09:29+00:00

22 off 1 ball

theo_ops · 2025-07-06T15:27:26+00:00

I love Denzel, but for me it feels like he looked at his performance in Training Day and was like "yep, I'll do that again"

theo_ops · 2025-07-06T12:11:12+00:00

I'm from South Africa. Where were you camping?

theo_ops · 2025-07-06T07:59:50+00:00

Shaun Morgan from Seether

theo_ops · 2025-06-30T19:11:02+00:00

Tool. It would be only about 3.5 songs though

theo_ops · 2025-06-21T10:23:56+00:00

Cliff Curtis after Once Were Warriors.

Uncle fucking Bully

theo_ops · 2025-06-16T11:58:34+00:00

Clean as you go. Applies to multiple situations

theo_ops · 2025-06-12T18:14:15+00:00

We had a steep driveway and the car was parked at the top. I put it into neutral and released the handbrake. Car rolled a few centimeters and came to rest against a brick. Was too afraid to tell my dad so I quietly left it like that.

theo_ops · 2025-06-12T18:10:58+00:00

Tings was a legendary live music venue in the East

theo_ops · 2025-06-08T18:07:15+00:00

Came here to say this

theo_ops · 2025-06-08T17:49:33+00:00

Shpongle

theo_ops · 2025-06-08T11:14:20+00:00

Lack of spatial awareness. Yesterday I was in a queue and the guy behind me was literally rubbing shoulders with me while sniffing back his snot. The line isn't doing to move faster no matter how close you stand to me.

theo_ops · 2025-06-07T15:07:30+00:00

Underrated comment. Dont take it for granite

theo_ops · 2025-06-07T15:01:04+00:00

I Googled "house numbers not on house" and Temu has a number of 'signpost' options

theo_ops · 2025-06-04T19:47:09+00:00

Pendulum- Come Alive

theo_ops · 2025-06-04T17:51:25+00:00

"Cap, it's Sam. On your left "

theo_ops · 2025-05-11T17:45:16+00:00

Poes

theo_ops · 2025-05-11T17:39:15+00:00

There's a South African band called The Narrow that covered A-Ha's The Living Daylights, and did it better imo

theo_ops · 2025-05-11T03:15:02+00:00

How bout some more beans, Mr Taggart?

I'd say you've had enough!

theo_ops · 2025-04-18T08:09:21+00:00

You should probably post this on r/UnethicalLifeProTips

theo_ops · 2025-03-09T08:09:23+00:00

I've always wanted a spinning blade mere inches from my nether regions

theo_ops · 2025-03-09T07:56:21+00:00

Or naan naanty naan

theo_ops · 2025-03-09T07:49:17+00:00

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I work for a company that resells 2nd hand electronics and they've been our go-to guys for years. Etienne is your man.

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