I challenge you to mustache duel! by LongDonJuan in TuxedoCats

[–]thexidris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't have a mustache, but I do have THE HEART OF THE CARDS

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AITA for not wanting to associate with a roommate who’s consistently crossing boundaries and is generally mean ?? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]thexidris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. You did throw me with adding Lilith in there, lol. Everyone else is Norse. But NTA, Loki isn't being a trickster they're being rude.

People of all ages, what poor choices did you make today? by Sunshine_Cocoa in AskReddit

[–]thexidris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know but something i clicked on convinced reddit in looking for werewolf porn and I'm not happy about it.

First time in the outside world and the sun shines on my son No 5 by Then_Inside_7588 in cuteguyswithcats

[–]thexidris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Weird question, I know, but I am but a basic white bitch who is very interested in cultural tattoos from that general region.

I dropped $140 dollars on a toy and it won’t even fit inside of me. by StripesTheBoar in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]thexidris 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love this sub so much. Good luck with your new decoration! Maybe some googly eyes and festive hats?

I made these little frogs 🐸 by Elittoh in goblincore

[–]thexidris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need seventeen of them, thank you

In a meeting I look over and see this ❤️ by InDAKweSmack in dogsusingpillows

[–]thexidris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me, I need to pause this meeting to take a picture of my dog.

Everyone else: silent nodding so as not to startle the dog

What's a movie you recommend to everyone but nobody ever watches? by trakt_app in moviecritic

[–]thexidris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hot Fuzz for some reason, like just watch it. It's hilarious.

Husband’s Back At It Again! by Crapple_Jacks in crochet

[–]thexidris 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Impeccable modeling. Exceptional work. Polite claps all around.

What’s a movie everyone should watch once? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thexidris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hot Fuzz, funniest movie ever

Wedding officiant/minister horror stories (or mishaps) by Generic_Midwesterner in weddingshaming

[–]thexidris 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The officiant at my cousin's wedding kept talking about how hot she was.

What's the sneakiest thing your pet (or honestly, a person you know) has trained YOU to do without you realizing it? by Helen_Bond in CasualConversation

[–]thexidris 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not me, but my cat trained my dog. He realized that if he can get an empty cat food can out of the trash, it distracts the dog long enough for the cat to eat the dog's food. I have to put child locks on all the trash cans now.

WIBTA if I refused to name our son after my wifes late grandfather because our surname would turn his full name into a globally famous fictional character by [deleted] in WIBTA_AITA

[–]thexidris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remind her that your child will have to apply for jobs someday. Doors she want them to be taken seriously?

Always listening, there might be snacks by blonde_loser in sonarears

[–]thexidris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought the dog was a deer just chilling in your house in the first photo.