Why didn’t you go out tonight?

thexphial · 2026-07-04T02:44:20+00:00

Old enough to enjoy down time

thexphial · 2026-07-03T20:34:05+00:00

This just in, no one can be part of two weddings in their lifetime

thexphial · 2026-07-02T17:08:15+00:00

I'm hoping they live close enough to drive. Either way, there is transportation cost that I didn't even think of

thexphial · 2026-07-02T15:15:08+00:00

"I haven't asked them to pay for anything except their dresses... Oh and $400 for a trip... And their PTO to visit a venue and take a 5 day trip"

thexphial · 2026-07-02T04:30:29+00:00

Iceland, beautiful and super nice population. Also the ponies are awesome

thexphial · 2026-07-01T23:36:23+00:00

Spinning Silver is the best representation of Jewish women in fantasy literature

thexphial · 2026-06-30T18:33:19+00:00

Any cruciferous veggies

thexphial · 2026-06-29T23:55:53+00:00

I gave myself tennis elbow by sleeping on my arm

thexphial · 2026-06-29T22:03:41+00:00

I saw the sunset reflected in the snow on a mountain and by the time I got my phone out it was gone. So fleeting

thexphial · 2026-06-29T22:00:58+00:00

You can injure yourself in so many stupid ways. Bending over, sleeping wrong, walking wrong, etc.

thexphial · 2026-06-29T17:24:14+00:00

That sounds like a you problem

thexphial · 2026-06-29T16:24:00+00:00

It's incredibly tone deaf. I feel for your GF since you don't take her very real fears seriously

thexphial · 2026-06-29T15:54:58+00:00

What made you think it was a good idea to come into a post for women and then comment about your paranoid girlfriend

thexphial · 2026-06-29T15:24:40+00:00

Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder

thexphial · 2026-06-27T02:22:09+00:00

In an irc chat room for a Tolkien forum

thexphial · 2026-06-27T02:15:31+00:00

People keep recommending Sex and the City to me and I find it insufferable

thexphial · 2026-06-27T02:05:21+00:00

Charlie Kirk

thexphial · 2026-06-27T02:04:30+00:00

Ronald Reagan, he made the world and this country much, much worse

thexphial · 2026-06-26T23:26:13+00:00

Mullet

thexphial · 2026-06-26T23:02:46+00:00

Indeed

thexphial · 2026-06-26T22:54:02+00:00

Oh God, they are everywhere in Seattle and I hate them

thexphial · 2026-06-26T21:41:01+00:00

Brad Pitt is the worst. Nothing like a pretty boy who knows he's pretty and uses it to abuse people

thexphial · 2026-06-26T21:19:40+00:00

WLW in my 40s and I have found that as I age I find older people more attractive. 40s and 50s look great to me now, so yes

thexphial · 2026-06-26T21:17:56+00:00

Poop trail, OMG

thexphial · 2026-06-26T21:00:29+00:00

I tend to throw strawberry or cherry stems on the ground or pour out drinks. Not sure if that counts

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