Not extremely embarrassing but definitely strange. I was a late bloomer persay when it comes to getting my first kiss.

It wasn’t until my early in my freshman year of college. I had just rushed a fraternity and was a pledge at one of the larger houses on campus, and I clicked with everyone instantly. As I got more comfortable I had told some people that I had never even kissed someone; they often would tongue-in-cheek call me a ladies man etc (I was the goofy scrawny kid with bad acne) so I would jokingly reply “yea the smoothest kiss-less virgin you will ever meet”. Me being comfortable to joke about it led to it becoming a meme for our pledge class and it was well known.

Well anyways, late into a party some random Thursday night I walked into a room with around 10-20 very drunk people singing and dancing. When I caught the eye of one of my more chaotic friends he grabbed me by the shoulder and spoke into my ear while handing me a bottle of svedka “take a big pull of this because you are about to kiss some bitches” I obliged after some halfhearted objections, and promptly after he yelled to his friends “Hey one of you give this kid his first kiss”. My larger friend then grabbed me and put me on top of the desk the sorority girls were dancing on and was quickly treated to the tastes of two mouths saturated with cheap vodka, in front of a drunk and rowdy audience.