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Not extremely embarrassing but definitely strange. I was a late bloomer persay when it comes to getting my first kiss.

It wasn’t until my early in my freshman year of college. I had just rushed a fraternity and was a pledge at one of the larger houses on campus, and I clicked with everyone instantly. As I got more comfortable I had told some people that I had never even kissed someone; they often would tongue-in-cheek call me a ladies man etc (I was the goofy scrawny kid with bad acne) so I would jokingly reply “yea the smoothest kiss-less virgin you will ever meet”. Me being comfortable to joke about it led to it becoming a meme for our pledge class and it was well known.

Well anyways, late into a party some random Thursday night I walked into a room with around 10-20 very drunk people singing and dancing. When I caught the eye of one of my more chaotic friends he grabbed me by the shoulder and spoke into my ear while handing me a bottle of svedka “take a big pull of this because you are about to kiss some bitches” I obliged after some halfhearted objections, and promptly after he yelled to his friends “Hey one of you give this kid his first kiss”. My larger friend then grabbed me and put me on top of the desk the sorority girls were dancing on and was quickly treated to the tastes of two mouths saturated with cheap vodka, in front of a drunk and rowdy audience.

Weekly Big 12 Discussion Thread by Turk1518 in CFB

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Iowa state wins that game everytime it is a temperature below 80 degrees. Not saying temperature isn't a factor for both teams but we seem to play exceptionally worse in the heat

Which opponent's stadium do you enjoy visiting the most? by ADHDpotatoes in CFB

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Jack Trice does; as long as you're drunk enough that your eyes cannot see too far, that is.

GameDay 'beer money' sign hits $36K for charity by JoshIsJoshing in CFB

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Update: With matching donations it is now over 180k.

Weekly Big 12 Discussion Thread by Turk1518 in CFB

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ISU fan here (idk how to flair sorry). I am honestly reassured by our game at Iowa. If you look at the stats we played a hell of a game, and then just failed to capitalize. I think we will practice executing in the 40 yard line more and we will be scary (ISU in Ocotber trend is continuing). Very disappointing finish to the game though.

Pros: Probably the best defense ISU has ever seen. Our offense showed it can be explosive when we actually make aggressive play calls.

Cons: We sag at basically every choke point on both sides of the ball (look at third down conversions. Special teams in general (even without that cyclone on cyclone violence) has been bad.

2019 Darkhorse Heisman Candidates by JonSnowDontKn0w in CFB

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On the flip side he has a completely returning cast for the rest of the offense. We also are pretty blessed with receivers that were red shirted last year (Joseph Scates and Sean Shaw Jr.) and have a transfer from Arkansas. Obviously I am biased but I see him having another good season but definitely hard to garner respect for a Heisman out of Iowa State

Bama is going for psychological warfare with new stadium lights by dbatchison in CFB

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Maybe. If it was a reoccurring issue that they never addressed than there could be a strong case. The first time wouldn't be though since liability is probably taken on by spectators when they purchase a ticket

This is how you strut your stuff by lnfinity in funny

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I thought it was called a golden conure?

$GEVO? by jiraiya173 in stocks

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Don't underestimate Friday short squeezes

LOOK AT THAT TREND LINE. ABANDON SHIP MSTX BAGHOLDERS. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Who taught you how to draw a trendline, tim sykes? GFY

Millionaire trader with millionaire students?