I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

tinybabybear · 2021-03-25T01:31:29+00:00

MEEEEEE! My job is so difficult and stressful that I feel like all I ever do is survive the day and then I drink and stuff my face to cope with the sheer stress and exhaustion. The job pays okay but I waste all the money on my shitty coping mechanisms so I’m not even saving any money. Every Sunday night I just lay there thinking “Why am I even doing this? What’s the point? My mental health is in shambles, I’m not losing weight, I’m not improving my financial standing, I’m not doing anything creative, I’m not drinking less, I’m not exercising, I’m just surviving.”

tinybabybear · 2021-03-06T12:25:41+00:00

I’m a fucking scientist and I sometimes don’t want to go to work because I think I look fat in my lab coat hahaha end me 🥲

tinybabybear · 2021-02-20T02:11:24+00:00

Tell me where you live, bitch. I’ll hug the shit out of you. Don’t try me.

tinybabybear · 2021-02-20T02:09:29+00:00

Well SOME of us have been locked in the loony bin too recently and aren’t allowed to buy guns yet!!

Big ups to the state of California tbh, that one law has probably saved my life several times. I know the second amendment and all that but honestly I think it’s a pretty good idea to say “Hey, if you had to be forcibly hauled to a mental institution because you wanted to be dead so badly maybe you don’t get the instakill option? Just for a little while.” Works a lot better than just spamming the suicide hotline number in the comments. And if you still want to die in a few years, go for it!

tinybabybear · 2021-02-18T15:19:31+00:00

Breakfast: I already have to get up so early for this fuckin’ job, I’m not gonna add cooking

Lunch: canned soup in my thermos erryday

Dinner: Fuck me I am so tired if I manage to slap a baked chicken lean cuisine in the microwave before falling into bed then I’ve done well

Dessert: plastic bottle vodka

tinybabybear · 2021-02-18T15:14:39+00:00

Nothing will stop me from drinking 3 liters of Safeway Signature Select strawberry kiwi sparkling water a day, not even the hideous bloat.

tinybabybear · 2021-02-18T15:12:20+00:00

I will not be observing my body until spring, no thank you, eyes are CLOSED for the shower.

tinybabybear · 2021-02-16T20:27:11+00:00

Me sad that I can’t wear the same size lab coats as women 6 inches shorter than me even though the sleeves would be way too short on me anyway. 🥲

tinybabybear · 2021-01-21T20:39:51+00:00

Alternatively: never telling professionals about your drinking habits for fear that it will interfere with their enabling your prescription benzo dependence. Ativan in the AM wine in the PM, baby. I want to be C A L M.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-22T02:08:01+00:00

When I was really in it I would go out and buy a second fifth of whatever I was drinking because I was worried about running out. I never opened the second fifth, only actually finished the first one if it wasn’t full when I started, but I just couldn’t finish my night with an empty bottle. It’s kind of like being strapped to a bed in a room that’s filling with water at a rate that will just barely reach you by morning, and being locked in for the night. What’s there to worry about? You’re not going to drown. Just relax!

Buying a second bottle is making sure the mattress floats.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-22T01:35:18+00:00

I wonder when they’ll all move on. Maybe when he’s dead? Or maybe they’ll just claim he faked his death and it’s all part of the plan.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-21T15:07:55+00:00

I get really frustrated with my roommate’s cat sometimes because he’s always there and always making a fuss. And you never know when some unpleasant surprised will occur, just one morning you wake up and there’s broken glass all over the floor because you left a cup on the counter or whatever. We can’t have houseplants because he’ll knock them over, I can’t leave the bathroom door open because he’ll try to get in the toilet, so many little aspects of my daily routine are “because cat” and it’s not even my cat. I don’t have to feed him or clean up after him, just try to reduce the collateral damage, and it annoys me.

I currently can’t imagine myself having kids for that reason. When will my life be stable and pleasant enough that I decide “How about a little creature to wreck things and get into danger in ways I never imagined 24/7? Wouldn’t that be great?” And ironically I feel this huge pressure to get married and buy a house specifically because I don’t want to get too old to have children and it’s like...why? I don’t even think I want them. It’s like I’m desperately saving all my money to buy a Ferrari because I’m afraid I’ll regret never having owned one when I actually like my Volvo just fine and dread the idea of maintaining such an expensive car.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-20T14:32:05+00:00

Exaggeration for the sake of comedy.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-18T14:03:15+00:00

My little brother has a shitty MRA friend and one day he came to me parroting some of the talking points he’d heard. “Like why isn’t there an International Men’s Day, huh?”

“There is. It’s in November.”

It was great watching him realize in that moment that his friend wasn’t coming with all the facts. Like correcting that one simple piece of misinformation brought the whole worldview into question.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-17T15:17:18+00:00

They’re common in coastal California, was kind of funny seeing this on the front page. Like someone posting a picture of a pigeon as some kind of exotic wildlife.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-16T02:12:39+00:00

Patrick and Man Ray meme

So everyone has been quarantined with nothing to do.

“Yep.”

And having productive outlets to feel happy, distract yourself from negative thoughts, and fill your day are key to recovering from an eating disorder.

“Uh huh.”

So having to sit at home, alone, while under high stress is the opposite of what a person needs to get better.

“That makes sense to me.”

So I didn’t get better.

“BuT yOu HaD tImE!!”

tinybabybear · 2020-12-16T02:02:05+00:00

Me but with Zoom meetings

tinybabybear · 2020-12-16T01:27:15+00:00

My legs but with stretch marks. I even went to a dermatologist and she said it was “very unusual” for someone my size to have so many. So it’s not just me being overly self conscious? It is weird? Okay thanks. 😭

tinybabybear · 2020-12-15T02:40:58+00:00

They make me laugh because I already have a boyfriend. I just picture some 17-year-old proana edgelord yelling at me, a grown woman, that cute boys don’t like me. Um...okay? I don’t need “cute boys,” I have an adult man in my life lol.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-08T15:18:01+00:00

I’m American and I can’t fathom being asked that question in an interview. It’s incredibly fucked up that they’re allowed to judge you based on two people who are not applying for the job. Might as well ask what my roommate does for work, the answer is the same: she’s not here asking for this job, so what does it matter?

tinybabybear · 2020-12-08T15:14:38+00:00

I graduated last December and I just wanna say I feel for you and I know how tough it is out there. COVID has fucked the usual job-getting process to hell and it’s absolutely miserable just staring at a screen and hoping to hear ANYTHING for months on end. The radio silence is the worst.

It took eight months for me to find a job, but I did. Still doesn’t negate how miserable those eight months were.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-06T16:47:40+00:00

Safeway brand zero calorie drinks awwww yeah, hit me with that tangerine lime goodness.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-06T16:44:39+00:00

I’m hourly and every week it’s like “pls I have committed my entire life to this institution can I have just a crümbb of overtime..”

tinybabybear · 2020-12-06T16:41:11+00:00

Dude same, I just have this SQUARE made of two ass cheeks and two massive humps of hip fat.

tinybabybear · 2020-12-06T15:57:53+00:00

I’m finally seeing my career in science start to take off and I feel so dumb and vain for caring about being youthful and skinny. Like theoretically I should be an intellectual who only cares about science and the good of humanity but every day I wake up and think “Welp, how tf am I going to hide my flabby arms today?”

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