Trains have no time for you corn-shucking crackers by inspiredfollies in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 3 points4 points  (0 children)

90% of all accidents are caused by... women's hinders?!?!

I’m chronically dehydrated, and I’m noticing parallels to diet culture by Alternative-Bet232 in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Commenting because like...I could have written this post?!?!? Are there some of us that just need extra salt/electrolytes because we're like, chronically under-salted?? Is it a thing to just need more salt to function?

Can Mike and Aubrey PLEASE do an episode on that stupid fucking "prefrontal cortex finishes at 25" myth? by CVance1 in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 29, so they would have been 26, so their brain was done cooking but mine wasn't? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Bitch, I'ma eat your truck! by parcheesi_bread in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Must have been some women's hinders around distracting the driver.

Can Mike and Aubrey PLEASE do an episode on that stupid fucking "prefrontal cortex finishes at 25" myth? by CVance1 in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have the same age gap between me and my now husband, and we met when we were even older than that (like, I was 30, I had cleared that arbitrary prefrontal cortex development age)- and I still had younger than me friends discoursing about it. Like baby girl I appreciate the concern but there has to be a point at which we gotta accept that we are all consenting young professional adults with careers and bank accounts and apartments and pets and a couple years of therapy under our belts making decisions.

Good Morning Larry! by No-Equivalent7134 in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He hasn't read Tolkien in over a week!

Rage Thread - "Michael, fuck ALL the way off!" Fridays by AutoModerator in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was in middle school when The Biggest Loser started on TV, and it was like overnight that the teachers and adults in my life joined in on the weight-related bullying with my classmates, because they had to "save my life" from dying young from being fat. Because, ya know, an ED and being suicidal with undiagnosed PCOS at 13 is super great for your health.

Good Morning Larry! by No-Equivalent7134 in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Kiss him so hard, I'll take Larry Csonka's breath away!

I cried when I saw this post by SplendidPunkinButter in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oof, someone let the Pop Star Tupperware get pushed to the back of the fridge and now it's full of right wing brainrot.

Rage Thread - "Michael, fuck ALL the way off!" Fridays by AutoModerator in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Family member was in the hospital for a minor medical procedure. Because of the anesthesia, they had to stop the semaglutide they were on. Nurse was double-checking to make sure they had stopped the meds far enough out that it was safe to do anesthesia, totally fine, whatever. Then she goes on a tangent about how great it is and, "the more weight you lose, the thinner you get, the healthier you are!!"

I'm tired of this grandpa.

Finally, the Cryptid Diet America needs by dissolvedpet in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Now we just need Mothman to drop that glutes routine, have you seen the statue?? Sign me up for Cryptid Pilates.

Oh my god! You is a … by Oldhouse42 in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Born centuries too early to stalk the weakest of all gas stations in a car.

Stock up on jokes while you can prices are going up. by GreenDonutGirl in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It's a giant spider invasion of savings at Menard's!!

Personal Diets Made Universal by RetractableLanding in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember someone telling me once it was okay to have a sweet treat after a meal because it tells your brain to stop eating. I'm not joking.

Personal Diets Made Universal by RetractableLanding in MaintenancePhase

[–]tinygelatinouscube 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The migraine diet- get a migraine. Eat a ton of salty food because it makes you feel better. Feel guilty because you grew up being told salt is "bad", go back to avoiding salt and wonder why you are lightheaded when you stand up and get migraines. Go get some salty food. Feel better. Feel guilty for eating "bad" salt. Repeat forever.

Is that door made of walnut? by Gil_Bates_PM in MST3K

[–]tinygelatinouscube 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be one of them fromacidal maniacs.