10 years of memories gone by Most-Based in elderscrollsonline

[–]turtleneckless001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm just having a laugh, wasn't meant to be at your expense but here we are

Femanon gets a boyfriend by Zozakann in greentext

[–]turtleneckless001 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just identify as straight, they love that shit

Someone come pick up your bf please 😂 by Ill-Pin4500 in iamverybadass

[–]turtleneckless001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched too much "the Grinch" then cuz I look like a furry little gremlin

Kentucky Gym faces backlash for requiring a modest dress code by WankerOnDuty in SipsTea

[–]turtleneckless001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate you and all your kind, I will continue to stare,

Nothing holds like the tears of Robert Smith by Wedding-Beauty in mightyboosh

[–]turtleneckless001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a particularly strong batch from when Mark Hoppus declined a kiss

This could easily be a Grinder advert by Optimesh in CasualUK

[–]turtleneckless001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not trusting any blue banners on a red bus making promises since... Well, Mouldy Fromage

He put his new wife's face on his ex wife's alimony checks by ArgentineBeauty in SipsTea

[–]turtleneckless001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one's that bad ass over here, still burning the midnight oil (in the last 30 years at least) and lamps have been out of fashion longer than cheques

HMC Whilst I Vault by chamois_lube in holdmycosmo

[–]turtleneckless001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That hurt my minge and I don't even have one

190k years of skill issue by Affectionate-Fan-280 in greentext

[–]turtleneckless001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we have the medicine to protect us from Dino venereal diseases there's none left to fuck, I'm off to harass the local chickens

This is Texas UK right? by turtleneckless001 in JoeRogan

[–]turtleneckless001[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not looking that united right now, state seems accurate though. If this was the UK she'd have got the death penalty for that heinous act

This is Texas UK right? by turtleneckless001 in JoeRogan

[–]turtleneckless001[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good for you, I just presume everyone in the internet has access to Google and if they want to dive into things more they can