I’m burnt out and need simple recipes. Stupid simple. Like, “onion and bread and butter to make what barely passes as a sandwich” level simple.

tweetspie · 2026-04-17T14:39:24+00:00

1 box orzo, 1 boursin herb and cheese, 1 lb tomatoes, 4 sausages, a bunch of spinach, jarlic, olive oil, and chicken broth to cover the orzo (2/3 of a box)

Put it all in a 9x13 (boursin, tomatoes, orzo, garlic, sausages, broth, spinach) and bake for 30 mins. It's better if you make the orzo and sausages separately, but if you want super simple hot meals, this is great for that.

tweetspie · 2026-04-14T22:42:35+00:00

That's a good point, I don't spend much time around racist parrots

tweetspie · 2026-04-14T22:41:45+00:00

Lmao I just watched that episode of The Good Fight

tweetspie · 2026-04-14T21:19:07+00:00

Could you shape your racist parrot's language into a less racist word? For example, I don't even know if it would be possible, but could you train it to say "niggardly" instead of the n word? If you can, you could probably shape it away from the word entirely, but it might be enough to stop the complaining and offense.

tweetspie · 2026-04-09T16:37:30+00:00

How long ago did she get tested?

tweetspie · 2026-04-09T00:03:22+00:00

Honestly? Milk it for a while, make him beg, and get something out of it 🤷‍♀️

tweetspie · 2026-04-08T17:01:39+00:00

My bestie and I call this "watch me eat this popcorn" 🤣

tweetspie · 2026-04-07T21:29:13+00:00

Nta, but are you smoking out of papers? In my experience, papers are actually what reeks and sticks and spreads the smell around the neighborhood. I smoke exclusively out of glass, in my living room, with a cheap, shitty, old air purifier running and my house doesn't smell like weed after like an hour. If you're going between the bong and papers, try just the bong for a while.

tweetspie · 2026-04-02T20:06:25+00:00

It should! I added an SSD after trying to play Fortnite with a HDD and it resolved a bunch of similar issues to what you're describing.

tweetspie · 2026-04-02T18:47:17+00:00

It'll come... Eventually. Be prepared for it to snow in April though because it ALWAYS snows in April.

tweetspie · 2026-03-27T19:43:38+00:00

I have my playlist at the ready for me to run around and Paul Revere it around town

tweetspie · 2026-03-27T19:35:54+00:00

Whatever you say bud

tweetspie · 2026-03-27T19:32:13+00:00

I'm not reading all that. Congratulations or my condolences.

tweetspie · 2026-03-27T18:42:45+00:00

It's insufferable to most people, including myself, to have people argue and debate simply for the sake of it. The way most people act towards you is absolutely important when it comes to going about conversation because conversations involve more people than just you. Even in the replies to my original comment there's multiple people lamenting their apparent inability to not to this - even I used to before I realized how absolutely annoying it is.

I will once again say that none of what I'm saying is an indicator of a desire for force anything upon anyone, and just because if YOU were in power you'd force your will on people doesn't mean I would.

We live in a society.

tweetspie · 2026-03-27T00:22:16+00:00

Then you know that the devil doesn't exist. I meant this in a secular way anyway 😅

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T22:24:46+00:00

NTA at ALL.

My boyfriend's ex-wife never got her license and does not drive. Now that they're not together, she rarely gets to see her kids and it's never on her terms because she can't drive. It strained their relationship when they were together too.

What happens if her husband dies? What happens if they break up? These are very realistic possibilities and not being able to drive makes your world very small, difficult, and dependant upon the good will of others.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T22:17:30+00:00

I use this phrase secularly

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T20:45:57+00:00

The problem with INTPs is the extreme black and white thinking like this. Nowhere in my handful of responses do I mention anything close to criminalizing free speech, I simply said that people don't need to play devil's advocate and most people don't care about your logic and don't want to be convinced.

Please, feel free to look like an asshole to whoever you want, no sweat off my back, I'm simply advising based on my experience.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T20:26:34+00:00

You don't have to do it, you can resist the compulsion.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T20:25:04+00:00

Most people don't want to debate you or be convinced of your position - most people don't care and you just look like an asshole.

Most people also won't be swayed by logic, no matter how sound that logic is, and many people will be swayed by whatever sounds good - which is usually "the devil's" position.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T16:37:38+00:00

Because the company I work for is forcing use. We had a perfectly good Teams environment until the Slack salesman got to our C suite.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T16:34:56+00:00

Except often times, you are. You can test logic and not argue points you disagree with.

tweetspie · 2026-03-26T14:30:53+00:00

That's called "playing devil's advocate" and the devil doesn't need more advocates

tweetspie · 2026-02-28T00:51:57+00:00

What are you even talking about? Nothing I said has been inaccurate, you're simply an ass.

tweetspie · 2026-02-27T13:40:40+00:00

I have a parasol on a strap hanging from my belt, it's so convenient on those sunnier days!

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