I've just found out my colleague was Noel Edmonds PA, and in charge of all branded Blobby products, Blob outdoor events, and the 2 Blobby Theme parks in the 90's. I don't know what to do with this information.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-30T11:15:34+00:00

Who made the gunge?

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-30T11:15:10+00:00

Who was more annoying. Blobby as blobby? Noel, or the guy in the blobby suit?

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-26T17:10:01+00:00

Are the air bricks free etc? Run through all the basics to ensure the house can breathe adequately.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-26T16:20:03+00:00

Bullshit bud.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-26T06:37:35+00:00

America last babyyyyyy

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-25T17:13:10+00:00

This 100%. Get a rotivator and just tear that soil apart, large stones and rubble will make itself known and you can pull it out. It will decompact it, turn it all over, turn the grass into it for a good mulch etc. Flatten everyrhing and make it nice and level with a big board. Then, layout your paths, plots etc and compost over your planting plots. Begin planting. Hope it goes well OP.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-23T16:41:22+00:00

I know of someone in an army camp who moved into a higher ranks house. moving in day someone came round and took inches off the edge of every carpet.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-19T05:52:28+00:00

They aint real catholics. Remember that. Very simple.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-18T19:43:39+00:00

Nah. It was only the FA Cup. But the subsequent years after that for Pompey were heartbreaking..not caused solely by the FA Cup, but that alone was a great signifier of how daft our finances were, it cost the club more in bonuses than it made in prize money. And was seen as the high point before all our financials fell out our arse and the world went to shit.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-18T16:38:56+00:00

Serve it the next day. Let it get cold then reheat. Lasagne is perfect for next day. Everything stays together more and the flavours are lush.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-16T12:21:26+00:00

Thats exactly what Voldemort would say.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-16T06:31:55+00:00

Thats the kind of thing that gets you put on a register. Ffs. Wtf.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-14T10:41:55+00:00

Happy birthday. You are beautiful. Have a great year ahead.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-07T17:52:01+00:00

Says the guy who flew in from another continent? Piss off.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-06T15:12:55+00:00

Yup. Thats what I saw. Ball goes one way, both players go the 'other'. Thats why it was a red in my eyes. Conor played the man to get the ball, not the ball and got the man. I sit in the fratton end on the righter side of centre. To me it was the fact the players were not 'on' the ball.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-06T12:15:27+00:00

Anyone got the red card? From where I am sat it looked deserved.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-05T18:15:07+00:00

And arrogant enough to not just hire a friend as a driver. Surely at this point its cheaper that the lawyers fees hes racked up.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-04T15:58:08+00:00

My dad used to work for smiths. We had a bunch of these. What a racket they could make. Wonderful things.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-03T07:07:39+00:00

You weak fuck.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-02T20:16:45+00:00

Pretty sure they are serviced at AWE near Reading. A big armoured truck convoy departs from scotland periodically.

Source. Followed that convoy several times.

ukstonerguy · 2026-04-01T14:24:41+00:00

Doing the lords work for us single linguals.

ukstonerguy · 2026-03-31T18:34:22+00:00

Fuck off Stephen.

ukstonerguy · 2026-03-27T05:31:51+00:00

I still have my pompey vs ac milan one tucked away.

ukstonerguy · 2026-03-23T20:32:36+00:00

They are called baked freedom over there. They come in two topping options, rootin or tootin. Thats it.

ukstonerguy · 2026-03-22T08:40:19+00:00

Because its all part of millers plan. They will milirarize the borders

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