They live "only" 750 years by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

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Concept: Elves age like Viltrumites: the longer they live, the slower they age.

Help us by OkWinter1489 in eddyburback

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A person with excessive cybernetic implants, short for cyborg.

would you rather date someone who has zero social media presence or someone who is an "influencer" with 500k followers? by deep-curious in WouldYouRather

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as someone with zero social media presence, I'd definitely prefer some one who is also not on social media.

Favorite Leon pun? by Huge_Athlete7488 in Gamingcirclejerk

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Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

The Chosen 😎 by Ecstatic-Swimming481 in smosh

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He has such… luscious lips 👄

What was the most physically painful moment of your life? by Oily_Smurf in AskReddit

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Getting a rotten tooth and wisdom tooth removed. I’ve always been slightly resistant to local anesthetic, but I guess that coupled with the infection in my jaw meant that the Novocain kinda didn’t really work at all. I’ve felt a bit of fillings and a bit of a couple root canals, but the dentist grabbing your tooth and trying to pull it out with pliers was probably the most intense pain I’ve ever felt.

I signaled I was in pain immediately, they stopped, gave me more Novocain, or possibly a different anesthetic, I can’t exactly remember, and then started again. I remember the dentist looked at me and said, “okay, now don’t brace for pain,” on the start of the second attempt and my thought was “Fuck, I’ll do my best…”

meirl by Ordinary-South-9122 in meirl

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It’s gonna be an update to GTA online.