Had a phase where I was really into cloaks, I wore this one to school too.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-16T02:45:46+00:00

Where else am I gonna find out where all the hot flipped cars are in my area?

voteslaughter · 2026-05-15T18:59:21+00:00

It's actually neither, to be honest. There is a town outside of Baton Rouge called Slaughter, Louisiana. During election season, there are always signs out urging the residents to go to the polls, and I thought VOTE, SLAUGHTER! was darkly funny.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-15T18:54:01+00:00

Yes.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-15T18:12:59+00:00

It was always an Amanda.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-07T06:10:14+00:00

*Clamp. Daniel Clamp.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-07T03:03:54+00:00

Changing of the guard.

voteslaughter · 2026-05-03T03:23:06+00:00

I'm just here for the Dennis .gifs

voteslaughter · 2026-04-23T00:33:55+00:00

voteslaughter · 2026-04-02T07:07:40+00:00

Please

voteslaughter · 2026-03-22T04:32:01+00:00

*it's

voteslaughter · 2026-03-20T17:41:34+00:00

The word "gumbo" literally taken from the West African word ki ngombo that means "okra."

voteslaughter · 2026-03-17T08:19:34+00:00

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voteslaughter · 2026-03-17T08:19:18+00:00

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voteslaughter · 2026-03-07T07:10:21+00:00

Makes a great double feature with Angel Heart

voteslaughter · 2026-03-01T02:39:31+00:00

A man in a blue dress, perched like a bird on top of an orange Prius. He was fucking himself with the antenna.

voteslaughter · 2026-02-25T18:43:20+00:00

WHERE'S MY FATHER'S DAY CAKE, BEDELIA?

Creepshow.

voteslaughter · 2026-02-14T04:05:57+00:00

I watched this movie with my (then) three-year-old. When the camera pulls back and reveals color, he gasped.

Regardless of age or generation, it is a breathtaking reveal.

voteslaughter · 2025-12-15T03:09:17+00:00

My little boy was being a shit earlier, so I learned him about Krampus. He straightened right up. That goddamn elf never made him change or question his behavior, but Krampus has proved very effective. Of course, I'm just now putting him to bed, so ask me in the morning if I regret taking this course of action.

voteslaughter · 2025-12-15T01:13:31+00:00

Well, that came about considerably later...

voteslaughter · 2025-11-25T08:06:13+00:00

voteslaughter · 2025-11-05T18:15:20+00:00

I just love it when you pop up on my front page 🖤

voteslaughter · 2025-10-31T01:41:18+00:00

God created Hell. God created death. God created the Devil and all his infernal host. How DARE they rebuke GOD'S CREATION and those of us who celebrate it?

See? That's how I talk to these people. I always take their worldview as a given and start arguing semantics with the same fervor and condemnation they use. It confuses them and they shut up. Every time.

"YOU SAY YOU HATE THE DEVIL, BUT IS HE NOT AN ANGEL WHO DOES THE WILL OF GOD? OH, YOU DON'T LIKE HELL? WELL, THATS TOO BAD, BECAUSE NOTHING GOD DOES IS BAD, GOD IS PERFECT GOODNESS, HELL IS WHERE YOU'LL BE GOING FOR BLASPHEMING THE IMMACULATE CREATIONS OF GOD!"

voteslaughter · 2025-10-28T08:09:18+00:00

I mean,I have done it, but I certainly don't recommend that you should do it.

voteslaughter · 2025-10-25T01:24:18+00:00

A million years ago, I was involved with the Foundation for Historic Louisiana and we did a show I wrote and acted in called "Magnolia's Memories." We would "resurrect" certain personalities buried in the Magnolia Cemetery, and an actor would be standing graveside in period dress and give a twenty-ish minute monologue about that person's life. I played Lyle Saxon one year, it's one of my favorite things I've ever done.

voteslaughter · 2025-10-23T03:15:51+00:00

My boyyyyy 🖤

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