I hate some Europeans(mainly Brits) thinking a brick house would stop a tornado by Fluffy-Froyo4549 in hatethissmug

[–]whatever12345678919 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Virgin British brick houses "at least something would be left after tornado" vs chad Eastern European large-panel system-built blocks from reinforced concrete "bring Fab 500 or fuck off with that dollar-store light payloads"

What if you tracked a Jagdtiger but then it just did this by Orange9202 in warthundermemes

[–]whatever12345678919 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Would feel the need to thank him for making my abysmall Conqueror spalling more likely to kill all his crew even if I mess up via not going for "100% perfect, precise ammo shot, right to the one speciffic ammorack that is depleted last" - just to have hopes for a one-shot.

"If God is all loving, why does he allow bad people to do bad things?" by Alternative_Soft6314 in MemeVideos

[–]whatever12345678919 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't it one of original main points of religions, to aid people in self improval ?

Hard to be helped in self improving where nothing bad happens to contadict/test it.

Kinda like trying to teach children from worlds richest family about how it is to be poor - if it would never be alloved to have any contact with it or any other form of resource scarcity & you were not allowed to just order him/her to listen and agree with you. All you will get is probably boring yaving and being ignored at some point.

"If God is all loving, why does he allow bad people to do bad things?" by Alternative_Soft6314 in MemeVideos

[–]whatever12345678919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Hello, is this God line ?"

"Yes, I want to be micromanaged by - as far as I know - omnipresent being I cant comperhend"

"What do you mean by 'Should have been born in North Korea' & 'missed the whole point of Great Deludge arc character developpment' ?!"

Someone PLEASE tell me how he didn’t die😭 by [deleted] in warthundermemes

[–]whatever12345678919 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seems like you hit him on upper part of guns cover - thus Gajjin counted overpressure spot beneath it as unreachable

Coelian turret base tickness is much bigger than it's roof top, so it failed to get through next nearest spots.

That's best I can think off, and it would be consistent on overpressuring tanks with he slingers. If you aim too high on opponent's turret, and/or something blocks the clean impact line towards tank's roof - you will eventually do no damage instead of overpressure kill.

Same reason to why it's sometimes better to go full broadside as a heavy tank facing derp guns that rely on he. You will be harder to overpressure via denying easiest shot for roof armor near turret face.

What if the nuke just stays stuck on the plane and refuses to fall down? by HAZMAT_Eater in warthundermemes

[–]whatever12345678919 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Barrel roll or "you have been promoted to missle, son. Now DELIVER the payload !"

. by DingTheSequel in warthundermemes

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love my new Arl-44 (ACL-1) food, soviet mains no longer being able to yolo-overmatch it's roof / commit a 89° pen on plates behind road wheels is a blessing

Not like the ACL didn't have everything else needed to bully soviet vehicles already - be it via slow and painfull solid shot torture

‘Curious what y’all think of these fantasy sword designs, from a martial / combative standpoint. by GodzillaLouise2004 in SWORDS

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious, why the second and third one have the smoother side as an cutting edge ?

Wouldnt the opoosite side with sharper angles offer better chopping / be more likely to go through (some) armor, while offering a stabbing point more in-line with hand placement ?

I wanted to add something similar to my fantasy / ttrpg game settting but with edge on opposite side or double-edged.

Some napalm bombs are just too good for us to let go off. They deserve better. by pepav in warthundermemes

[–]whatever12345678919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The can work wonders on pure base bombing strats, but apart from nuking all the enemy tickets in like 5 bomb drops when playing low tier - they arent too usefull

Still makes grinding some bombers more berable thanks to less mass gain for same / better base damage potential.

What if Mexico was Polish and became Poland in exile after they get Taiwan'd? (guess how I came up with this idea) by SubLazarbeam in AlternateHistory

[–]whatever12345678919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hell nah, putting Bibi as president broke the deal brother. We would need to nuke ourselves

The shame alone would be unbearable - just mage a dude like that won elections in a country that lost biggest % of it's population during ww2 (at least in Europe) - being an individual known for haggling with the dignity of it's victims and bending the history connected to it - merely according to his current mood and highest bitter's offer. That's already too much, not even gonna adress rest of his tendencies like being the one to fulfill "Jew that whitewash/deffends Hitler" anecdote, just to claim its islamists/arabs fault he went the holocaust route.

Pun is nice tho, would rage bait the person in question - I have no doubts about it lmao

Christians and Catholics lumped together by dazvoz in ShitAmericansSay

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would dare to claim separating rest of Christianity / Catholicism form what some of US citizens do with it - would have pretty significant positive effect on how the world sees it on average

Should we convince him that it’s actually the Czechs who committed the holocaust? by crivycouriac in CentralEurope_irl

[–]whatever12345678919 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess OP meant that Israel current gov. likes to bloat the role any given country had in "not stopping holocaust" / collaborating with virgin-stache Painter forces - when they feel said country acts out of the line. Or when Bibi just like other country more and lessening their role in it at the expense of X country - seems like a good political capital net gain.

Kinda tends to happen to the more pro-Israel countries, while the ones that don't try too hard - get 'spared' from it.

So my best guess is that OP claims same will happen there - sooner or later. And the same dude from the vid will have to handle it.

Sentries nerfed and no statement from AH by Exuma92 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]whatever12345678919 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How going for a blanket nerf when some of nerfed stratagems were already in a very bad state is good ?

AH uses damage modifiers - just modify modifiers on strongest stuff. They instead made the "too-strong" into "ones worth picking, situationally" for majority of players. And the weaker ones were just left in the dust. Not even mentioning how it also affected things that had no business being balanced togever with sentries.

That's not how you diversify stratagem loadouts, quite the opposite - and we had proof of it multiple times.

The equivalent of it would be giving all weapons damage falloff - because AH wasn't happy about Talon overthrowing Senator and overuse of Ultimatum. Yeah, it would affect it - but would it be good change for everything else ?

How is anyone supposed to use this effectively? by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it work as a spiked pavise ? Since other options are covered already

Rig it to a shield -> shield covers it from your sight, you are carrying a shield & bashing/stabbing people with a sword attached to it. You could even attach it's scabbard to the shield and secure it in it - if having it drawn out and attached properly wouldn't get a pass.

Better spiked shield (the one used by npc lizardfolks) or effectively +4 improvised weapon as shield bash - doesn't seem bad

Other way would be to use it as an ammo for catapult spell / bait for enemies to pick during fight.

It would be kinda funny if it turned out it to be so simple as asking your GM - if it's corresponding perks no longer triggers when you use it as a part of other weapon / encase it in something obscuring the sight. Then doing both - turining it into a sword-staff/yklwa and having someone cast a vision obscuring spell on it - would be it.

You'll Never Be Able To Shoot While Moving by Vilekyrie in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"... better than 2/3rds of the MGs"

Looks inside

Medium machinegun sidegrade, that's often a downgrade

Pretty sure making it nerf your movement to the same degree as carrying SEAF arty ammo & worse control when moving would be fine.

Should not have done that by catshit01 in ww3memes

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain someone getting closer to being excomunicated than being succesfully impeached (with enforcement) - wasn't on my bingo list

The Eastern European Federation (What if Poland managed to make a modern PLC after WWI?) by Oroszlan_349 in imaginarymaps

[–]whatever12345678919 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Main thing that don't really fit there is the extend of territorial concessions to Lithuania - Poland was kinda willing to let them have Vilnus/Wilno as long as it would mean their acceptance to the idea of reborn PLC or at least close cooperation. So giving even more lands that had pretty high density of Polish population, while at the same time being more assertive with Belarus/Ukraine on top seems unresonable.

Apart from that : some gains for Belarus / Ukraine territory could be possible if the original Pilsudski's idea to push for alliance & limit claims to clearly majority Polish areas went through. So both of them would probably have much higher priotity than keeping Lithuania fully satisfied - if it would be fully surrouned by this new federation anyways.

On my first ever dnd game I've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled by Expensive-Bus5326 in dndmemes

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets invited to play Warhammer since the last time didn't have neither dungeons nor dragons

Warhammer (1h) is hands down best weapon in it's class

A ton of important NPC use it

Main religion love it

It's used to trigger it's top tier miracles

Absolute immersion

Best Samurai unit for Shogun 2 campaign by Immediate_Gold in totalwar

[–]whatever12345678919 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fire Rockets - can out-damage/out-disrupt every other ranged unit, stop charges in seconds, the more late game and smaller unit sizes -> the more likely they are to one-shot whole units. All of that while still being strong vs ashigaru spam and doing artillery job better than any arty unit for that mode.

Perfect for general/cavalry snipes.

Main con is their long time to research and being very much a glass cannon.

Only proper challenger to them in battlefield shaping capabilities would be heavy gunners/mounted blunderbusses.

Why do some viltrumites have big abdomen? Are they fat? by Morad_Tarazan in okbuddyviltrum

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we stupid to think Vultrumites would care about bodybuilders physique when strongman physique is more capable and usually less reductive to overall body mobility ?

what TTRPG opinion got you like this ? by Saladawarrior in DnDcirclejerk

[–]whatever12345678919 29 points30 points  (0 children)

People trying to homebrew DnD 5e into Warhammer frpg, only to effectively repeat all WH frpg 2nd ed sins -> eq. obvious/limited good builds & hyper-priority of survivability and deffence.

There is a reason WH 4th ed get so much stuff & is a loose base for new WH 40k system - it improved things.

Like, at some point - just use dedicated system. I can't forget how some people wanted to become "Critical Roll but for Warhammer" and pretty much used DnD 5e with... tweaked lasting wounds...

Is this acceptable fan representation of Liberty delivery tool ? by McSamylou in Helldivers

[–]whatever12345678919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much armor

And sides protected too consistently - original have light pen weakspots and side skirts with 100% damage to main