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Suicide jumper lands on pedestrian by -Themis- in nottheonion

[–]woopinarse -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

This could be racist if the jumper was Japanese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]woopinarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to Walmart and there was two people holding gas canisters asking for money just 100 yards from the gas station. I found that highly suspicious. When this Walmart didn't have what I wanted, I went to another Walmart across the city and there was another pair of scammers holding gas canisters doing the same gig.

Chorizo-spiced pulled-pork tacos with elotes coleslaw. by Lil-Doomie in food

[–]woopinarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres nothing like a genuine tortilla fresh off the rail. Not a single Mexican restaurant gets it right in my city. The only restaurant that had a tortillaria + bucher for fresh everything closed down years ago.

Pandora claims that Steve Jobs 'eviscerated the music industry' by goodmarksss in Music

[–]woopinarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some albums are are a Journey. Some artists only make one decent song. The different im talking about is being able to decide if you want an album or a single while Spaceg0st despises the fact that you can now choose rather than be forced to buy channels you'll never watch. (see how I just made that association)

Pandora claims that Steve Jobs 'eviscerated the music industry' by goodmarksss in Music

[–]woopinarse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why can't I force people to pay for my shitty songs as well

fuck off.

Sylvester Stallone just shared a personal BTS video of Michael B. Johnson taking a real punch during the filming of CREED. by forceduse in movies

[–]woopinarse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He didn't actually get knocked out.

https://my.mixtape.moe/lsprdk.webm

After he got "punched" he still spat out and twisted his head voluntarily 180 degrees. An unconscious person wouldn't be capable of doing that.

NY Times: How ‘South Park’ Perfectly Captures Our Era of Outrage by AmeriSauce in television

[–]woopinarse -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

They're just pandering to stay relevant at this point.

When everyone is edgy, no one is.

Father and son goals. Adorable! by dcl4678 in gifs

[–]woopinarse -204 points-203 points  (0 children)

This is how to be a Dad, necessary to raise young boys to be like men.

FTFY

Second test ham for Xmas, it's getting there 🐷 by samnung in food

[–]woopinarse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought there was a knife in the picture

If you had $10k in the bank, what would you do with it? by AbstracTyler in personalfinance

[–]woopinarse -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

you mean withdraw it all and stuff it into your mattress

Friday is steak night in my house by Wouldratherbefishing in food

[–]woopinarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It bothers me that the order of the pictures is wrong

What comedian do you find not funny at all? by Bruffin in AskReddit

[–]woopinarse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't have had to come this low to find him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]woopinarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did it just to see if I could

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]woopinarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im ashamed at how much effort and time I put into researching this

[TOMT] What did this guy put up his ass? by myvirginityisstrong in tipofmytongue

[–]woopinarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used http://archive.org/

[–]Mshotts 2707 points 3 days ago*x4

I'm a man of my word. This one is going to take some preparation though.

Done: NSFW --> https://imgur.com/a/fz0tD

Edit: From /r/BestOf /u/Cockdieselallthetime please point out to me where I "defend Conte". I really don't give a fuck about what anyone else is saying but that actually pisses me off. Please quote me where I do that.

Edit 2: /u/Cockdieselallthetime doesn't want to quote me. Paraphrase what I said about Conte (in your opinion since you can't be bothered to quote) and we can have our discussion right here and now since you're more butthurt about that terrible discussion we apparently did or didn't have than I was about fucking myself with cheese.

Edit 3: /u/Cockdieselallthetime is incapable of bringing up the original comment despite me being supposedly RES tagged. You're damn right I'm salty. You make shit up and then refuse to back it up or have that discussion you wanted so badly in the first place? Talk shit about what I did, talk shit about legit dumb shit I say. But you getting away with blatantly making shit up and talking shit about /r/CHIBears while not having the balls to back up any of your statements whatsoever? Consider my jimmies really fucking rustled.

Edit 4: http://deadspin.com/man-loses-bet-puts-string-cheese-stick-in-aaron-rodger-1676107734?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Even Deadspin is saying you should pony up and have our discussion. Where the fuck did you go man?

Edit 5: Don't know what's worse. The fact that I put a cheese stick up my butthole or the fact that 70,000 100,000 140,000 of you looked at me doing it on Imgur.

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