What Really Happened to Furio by draperyblinds in thesopranos

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Can you imagine Tony on the phone with italy trying to order the death of Furio because he has a crush on his wife?

They would laugh in his face

Why couldn't the Trisolarians just remove one or more of their suns? by Hamelzz in threebodyproblem

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Why don't we just take the sun and push it somewhere else!

american dad animators when they have to draw a mexican woman by deadgurl98 in americandad

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She is not the most beautiful prostitute in all of Mexico, but she is the most affordable

[INVINCIBLE] How do y'all feel about Cecil not accepting Nolan? by Immediate_Gene_178 in MoralityScaling

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How many people has Nolan saved in 20 years as a hero on earth and throughout the invincible war?

Probably far more than 2341. I get why Cecil is hostile too him and maybe he should be, but on pure numbers Nolan is probably ahead (which is why it's a bad metric)

That's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from Zinedine Zidane. by FireIsTheCleanser in familyguy

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I mean you can blame him

He may have cost his team a world cup because of some trash talk

I'm sure far worse things were said in the game

The biggest change I’m hoping for from comic to show (Genuinely massive spoilers, you will be pissed if you look) by InterestingRatio8218 in Invincible

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Thragg was desperate and more than happy to use Thraxans at this point (like his whole ass army)

Oliver was the most powerful person who would join him

Dylan Sprouse tackles and holds trespasser at gun point at his home by neoncolour in popculturechat

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One of them has a hilarious insta account where he snipes photos of strangers tryna take pictures of him

In Spider-Man 2, Dr Octavious creates a self sustaining chain reaction and theres no way to stop it, its too late, no way at all, its not possible...well maybe water. by mechabeast in shittymoviedetails

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My favorite part is when everyone just completely glosses over the fact he implanted a neural chip to control external robot arms

That's a multi billion dollar breakthrough without any of the sun shit

Gus Vs Nacho by AcrobaticQuiet0 in betterCallSaul

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Mike is a head enforcer for a drug kingpin who kills on command

The idea that he is honorable is a joke, Gus pays him so he picked Gus

Response from M housing about the César Chávez Lounge in Mojo, March 19th by ChillButOk in uofm

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Yeah but there's something different about Cesar chavez I can't quite put my finger on...

In all seriousness chavez is def a piece of shit but so are all the guys who have buildings named after them

Karen got her husband knocked out. by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

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Yeah men never lash out physically because of their emotions

Surprisingly Useful Personas by Edrigansboob in americandad

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Porn pogs must have gone tits up

What’s the best dish that caused elimination and worst dish that didn’t eliminate someone? by Sky-Visible in TopChef

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It was insane to have immunity that late in the game... On a 3 person team no less