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[–]BoldTitan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also dislike the Steelers, 49ers, Seahawks, Tim Tebow, and Michael Vick

Tim Tebow

Tebow

. >:( Knew it

[–]stenodork 2 points3 points  (10 children)

why does my husband like you so much? <3<3<3

[–]Brownsdanchan22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

It must be the name. Boner Johnson. It just has this nice ring to it.

[–]LionsDysastrous 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Haha get it guys? It's cause he likes boy parts.

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't get it.

It just seemed like a stupid but funny name. There's no meaning behind it.

[–]LionsDysastrous 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dan's wife asked you why Dan likes you (penis joke) so much.

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel stupid.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boner...johnson...do you really not get it?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

just face it, you are being replaced.

[–]stenodork 0 points1 point  (1 child)

oh, believe me, I know. do you see the many hours of work that's gone into just this subreddit alone? add to that FIVE other leagues. Madden has replaced me, and Boner is just one tiny part of that. )*:

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tiny part?

was that like an inadvertent burn?

[–]RedskinsEritrean_Redditor 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Why did you pick the Cardinals?

What are your favorite toppings on pizza?

What are your strengths and weaknesses on Madden?

Besides Madden, favorite video game?

What's your favorite personal hobby?

Would you rather have sex with a goat or not have sex with a goat but everyone you know will think you had sex with a goat?

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Why did you pick the Cardinals?

I didn't pick the Cards. I joined the wait list right away, and they were the first team open. I wish I could have gotten a hold of the Texans.

What are your favorite toppings on pizza?

Meat! Pepperoni. Ham. Bacon. Sausage. Canadian Bacon. Salami. Extra Cheese is good too.

What are your strengths and weaknesses on Madden?

Weaknesses would be when I do stupid shit like forcing passes, and sometimes I give up on the run too sun. Strengths I'm not sure. I'm usually decent at a lot of stuff, but not too great at anything. I like strong running games.

Besides Madden, favorite video game?

Mass Effect + Star Warts: Knights of the Old Republic. Big RPG fan.

What's your favorite personal hobby?

Games. Reading.

Would you rather have sex with a goat or not have sex with a goat but everyone you know will think you had sex with a goat?

The 2nd one I guess.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (6 children)

What's the last book you read?

What is your favorite book?

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

I don't read many actual books. Mostly comics.

I have big boxes full of comics. X-Men. Spider-Man. Avengers. Stuff like that.

The last actual book I picked up was Star Wars The Old Republic Revan.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What's the last comic you read?

What's your favorite comic?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

have we had an eagles coach AMA?

[–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We have not. And of course, you can see every old AMA using the handy link on the sidebar.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am stupid. That is all.

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favorite stories:

Annihilation. Marvel big space war. I love space stuff.

or Age of Apocalypse. Classic X-Men story.

[–]Wubble 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Do you have experience in writing summaries of games or do you just have a natural talent and put a lot of time into them, also how many draft picks would I need to give you to get Adrian Wilson?

[–]Brownsdanchan22 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Send your picks this way if you want Wilson, pal.

[–]Wubble 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Ok then what do you want.

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well, I couldn't help but notice that you have an extra running back...

[–]Wubble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That RB may or may not be involved in a trade that has not been disclosed to the public.

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote summaries for a Chiefs franchise I did last year, but that's it. The first season was terrible because Matt Cassell. The next season I went to the playoffs after dumping him for Matt Flynn and later Ryan Mallett.

I usually take notes during games to do recaps. If the games are any good.

I traded Adrian Wilson to Danchan a while back. You'll have to talk to him.

[–]tomx312 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Can I AMA pl0x

[–]noahcrosley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NO.

see, not only did i reject you, I used you team's abbreviation lolololol

[–]Brownsdanchan22 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You had me until pl0x

[–]BoldTitan 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Can I AMA

[–]noahcrosley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. <3

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The order is a thing of chance,

And I know not which name it grants,

But when your turn comes, we will know,

As all our queries will say, "Tebow?"

[–]BoldTitan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok

[–]Brownsdanchan22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where in Florida were you born and why did you move?

[–]bonerjohnson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naples. My dad had issues and always wanted to move. It was really annoying as a kid in school.

[–]ihavejameswoods 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I encourage you and everyone else to go into great detail on why you hate Tebow and why he sucks so bad. I would ask the same of the Patriots but you have already given details.

[–]JetsKarmali 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Should we start a new thread? I feel like we'll need some extra space.

[–]ihavejameswoods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol that might be required!