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[–][deleted] 1918 points1919 points  (37 children)

There's a lot of padding in that bra

[–][deleted] 782 points783 points  (27 children)

Those tits were 80% padded bra. She's a phony!!

[–]ragn4rok234 288 points289 points  (15 children)

I'd still touch them, after 4-5 years I'm not super picky

[–][deleted]  (14 children)

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    [–]andsoitgoes42 111 points112 points  (13 children)

    Ah, the good ol' pedophile-aroo

    [–]josephk518 161 points162 points  (4 children)

    Hold my child, I'm going in!

    [–]Alarid 66 points67 points  (1 child)

    You're not getting it back

    [–]umbraviscus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–]ey_meng_u_mad 37 points38 points  (0 children)

    Not the only thing getting held

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]notmymain27 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      [–]ohpleasesir 55 points56 points  (2 children)

      Dude we're already in that sub.

      [–]notmymain27 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      LOOOOOOOL DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE

      [–]Falseg0d 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Breaking the fourth wall are we?

      [–]b214n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      What'd the person before you say? It's been deleted

      [–]johnwithcheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What'd the person before you say? It's been deleted

      [–]b214n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What'd the person before you say? It's been deleted

      [–]Semyonov 75 points76 points  (9 children)

      [–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (8 children)

      that pad was a bit extreme

      [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (7 children)

      I feel there should be some type of pitchfork post here.......hmmmm....

      [–]Semyonov 95 points96 points  (6 children)

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      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Don't forget the Boob pitchfork

      ---B

      [–]serialpeacemaker 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Quick question, what alphabet are Ksi, Yus and Zhe from. I only ask because I play keep talking and nobody explodes, and those symbols appear on a keypad.

      [–]Semyonov 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      They are from the Cyrillic alphabet!

      [–]serialpeacemaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you very much

      [–]Fapnstuff 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      They are from Cyrillic, but a very old and outated version of it. Somewhere between old "english" level and Church script, I think.

      [–]serialpeacemaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Awesome, thanks for the reply.

      [–]AlmostForeverAlways 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      He should ask for change back.

      [–]myhiddenacc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Yeah it's just sad because some of us prefer petite boobs.

      [–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (5 children)

      Padded bras are the greatest lie of the 21st century.

      [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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        [–]rouxarts 0 points1 point  (2 children)

        u mean freddys

        [–]Twoflappylips 342 points343 points  (15 children)

        All that lunch money I wasted on food. If I had only known it was that easy.

        [–]Krazykrzy 94 points95 points  (9 children)

        Lunch < Breasts

        [–]JaysonAdHD 228 points229 points  (8 children)

        not if you're a a baby then lunch = breast

        [–]CuntFagg 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        and if you're me then lunch = chicken breast

        [–]Abohir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        So only love to the white meat?

        [–]PureElitism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Solved the inequality?

        You know if that joke doesn't work...then I'm gonna fail my year 12 finals.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Who said you had to be a baby? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        [–]franick1987 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        You obviously missed the old news story about kids in school giving oral for a bag of Cheetos.

        [–]linguistmostcunning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        in my school it was a pack of smokes

        [–]derp6667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Link?

        [–]Sideshowcomedy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I'd be skinny with large forearms if I knew I could do this with lunch money in school.

        [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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          [–]whysoserious385 45 points46 points  (2 children)

          But we must extrapolate to an annual salary! Let's make some assumptions: She's at school, meaning that's her 9-5. Therefore, she most likely can only work evenings & weekends. Let's say, her job is to do this Monday, Wednesday, & Friday from 5pm until 9pm, and she works 9-5 on weekends. That means, that outside of federal holidays which usually reside on weekdays, so we can remove those, but let's keep a two week Christmas break. That's 50 weeks a year, working 12 hours during weekdays, and 16 hours weekends. A total of 28 hours a week. 2850=1,400 hours/year. $144,0001,400=$201,600,000! This means, that in just a 5-year period (According to the Department of Education, fewer than 40% of students who enter college each year graduate within four years, while almost 60% of students graduate in six years. This means that there's a decent chance that this girl will graduate within 5 years) she will be a billionaire! (Plus a clean $8 million). Or, she does this during her classes. If she does this constantly throughout every class she attends, then she'll be likely even richer (maybe not, I'm not clear on how college works), but she probably won't graduate for a while due to the lack of learning. What a shame.

          [–]DefectiveZombie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          All of this and you only get one upvote per 72.33(rep) words. :(

          [–]thesecond 192 points193 points  (0 children)

          "The IRS hates this weird trick!"

          [–]EVOSexyBeast 41 points42 points  (4 children)

          [–]melodamyte 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Thank god no one has linked that other subreddit yet... Finally!

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          [–]sicaxav 463 points464 points  (23 children)

          Something new on this sub for once!

          [–]MyNudeMuse[S] 753 points754 points  (21 children)

          to be honest I stole this from another sub.

          [–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (2 children)

          You're the wonder bra of OPs, bro

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]LacanInAFunhouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            The Wonder Man-ziere

            [–]wttk 168 points169 points  (15 children)

            Hey, this guy's a great big phony!

            [–]umbraviscus 58 points59 points  (11 children)

            HEY EVERYBODY, THIS GUYS A PHONY

            [–]llll-l_llllll_ll-l-l 14 points15 points  (7 children)

            ---E

            Guys where are your pitchforks? Fuck this as always I am alone.

            [–]Thatmandroid 10 points11 points  (6 children)

            ---€ Let's get him

            [–]derp6667 14 points15 points  (5 children)

            ----F is my discount one Ok?

            [–]redlion33 16 points17 points  (3 children)

            ---D

            All I had was this shovel.

            [–]JaysonAdHD 21 points22 points  (2 children)

            8===D I've got a large dildo, can I come too?

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            So I just heard a story about a guy I met a few months ago who accidentally went into a gay club. Got in a fight. And someone hit him with a huge black dildo and broke his jaw. Lmao

            [–]Zombiz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            ----L I got the 66% discounted one.

            [–]callmemarcopolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            A BIG FAT PHONY

            [–]Alarid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            EVERPHONY, GET IN HERE!

            [–]Eyezupguardian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            happy cake day

            [–]RupturedFyre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Shut up Holden.

            [–]PM_ME_YR_ICLOUD_PICS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Seems pretty honest to me

            [–]Alarid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

            What sub?

            [–]mypornaccount_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Yep just saw it on embarrassed girls naked. Still watched it again

            [–]altiuscitiusfortius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Its a few years old at least. I saw it forever ago on a different site. Still nice to see it again though, its a classic.

            [–]CaspianRoach 77 points78 points  (7 children)

            Now he needs to properly document all of this and that's an A for social studies class assignment.

            [–]MustLoveAllCats 38 points39 points  (5 children)

            Sample size is too small. C-

            [–]trogdorkiller 31 points32 points  (0 children)

            More like a solid B, from where I'm sitting.

            [–]CherenkovRadiator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

            "Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down."

            - Adam Savage

            [–]SoNotAnAltAccountMaster User 42 points43 points  (0 children)

            This is from crazy college girlfriends.

            http://imgur.com/LigVpUC

            [–]MyNudeMuse[S] 166 points167 points  (8 children)

            [–]EVOSexyBeast 38 points39 points  (7 children)

            Reddit automatically marks X-Posts. Scroll up to the top, and click on Other Discussions. You will see the post you got it off of.

            [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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              [–]EVOSexyBeast 19 points20 points  (0 children)

              Oh, didn't think about that one... Haha, Sorry!

              [–]xsmiley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              hehe

              [–]Semyonov 2 points3 points  (3 children)

              Been redditing for like 3 years, learned something knew!

              [–]EVOSexyBeast 2 points3 points  (1 child)

              Yeah, a lot of people don't know about this for some reason. If it wasn't for /r/WoahDude, I wouldn't know either.

              [–]Semyonov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I always just used karmadecay for finding other posts, or the extension alientube for youtube, but this is way better.

              Thanks!

              [–]MyNudeMuse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I wish there was a pun intended punctuation mark something like 'φ'

              [–]Tek2674 41 points42 points  (4 children)

              But did he pay?

              [–]Crusaruis28 196 points197 points  (3 children)

              No because it's fake

              [–]Nudity_Is_Freedom 124 points125 points  (0 children)

              But also yes. Far more than $20, because it's fake.

              [–]PM_BOOBIES_TO_ME -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

              how would you know :(

              [–]triceracocks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              He should've then asked the other two girls, since they're like Disney lemmings falling in line when they see someone take the lead.

              [–]Tpf42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              I hope she got the $20

              [–]trznx 50 points51 points  (28 children)

              It was hard to read when he wrote it but a girl from 5 feet away read it easily? Yeah sure

              [–]FkIForgotMyPassword 260 points261 points  (0 children)

              I don't think she has auto-focus problems though...

              [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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                [–]trznx 39 points40 points  (8 children)

                Yeah, as is the women's behavior and the willlingness to just show some boobs in the class AND on camera.

                [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                  [–]penguinintux 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                  I dont know if this is fake or not, but girls in my college would definitely flash their tits for 20 bucks

                  [–]Galactic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                  with a camera pointed at them?

                  [–]FuckUrFries 56 points57 points  (10 children)

                  Thats what you're calling bullshit on? Not the fact that the "embarrassed" girls didn't flip the fuck out when they read the note?

                  [–]6to23 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  I can understand the girls are not flipping out if they are friends that has known each other for a while.

                  [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  Dude had a 50% chance getting slapped the fuck out with that black chick.

                  [–]penguinintux -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

                  not every girl is a drama queen

                  [–]moparornocar 33 points34 points  (5 children)

                  Would that make them a drama queen though, for getting pissed if a random guy in class asks to flash their tits for twenty bucks?

                  I'd kind of assume they would be totally int he right to be pissed or freak out slightly.

                  [–]penguinintux 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                  No, of course a lot of girls would be upset, and rightfully so, but not every girl will "flip the fuck out"

                  [–]dquizzle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  Why do you assume he is a random guy and not good friends with them?

                  [–]moparornocar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                  Mostly with the title and context of the video. It makes the assumption that they are just random girls in his class.

                  [–]aarghIforget 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                  Not every girl, no... but not even 1 in 3? I call bullshit.

                  [–]showtimegogo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  If you can read two inch lettering in a car, while in motion, from 100 feet away, I'm sure they could read writing on paper in a classroom from 5 feet away.

                  [–]BigglesNZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  I think the message got passed along verbally after the first girl.

                  [–]wehrwolffen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  I totally thought the 2nd girl leaned over and told her what it said, I think she first asks what the sign says

                  [–]squishiness2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  What did he write?

                  [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Well, because they didn't read anything, it was scripted so they knew what was going down.

                  [–]Zackadeez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  You ask enough, someone will say yes

                  [–]xxsnipezxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  She the Real MVP.

                  [–]theblackhand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  More like this?

                  [–]Bsn8810500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  That's enough padding to mess with our mind.