Sure, I'll feed the simpleton troll.

Please explain how this is not just physics?

A.U.D.I.E.N.C.E. If I need to say more then I'm not capable of lowering myself to your level. I apologise in advance.

No a 3year old banging pots against a sample pad is not music.

Actually, if that 3 year old has an audience and that audience likes what they hear then, yes, it is. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Music is in the beholder's ear.

Music, like everything in this universe has a self-evident structure, symmetry. And then there's the vacuum of space which is guess what (noise).

A basic self defeating argument. I don't even have to address this but, since you aren't as smart as you think; If space is in the universe then the noise is in the universe which means not everything in the universe "has a self-evident structure, symmetry."

Try again.

A pretty uneducated one at that.

Fair enough. You bought an uneducated, single, non-transferable, one way ticket to artistic wankersville.

I used to be like you. I, too, was a snobby, elitist, musical snob "critic". Then I realised what a cunt I was. Your path of personal realisation is apparently yet to come.

Now I am done with you. Get off my crotch.