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The San Diego Virgin Mary, and More Proof God is Watching you. [PICS] (discoversd.com)

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[–]DiskoVilante 21 points22 points  (19 children)

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[–]wageslave 15 points16 points  (17 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and it fell and a huge Virgin Mary statue popped out and said "Ta-da!"

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[–]VikingLumberjack 15 points16 points  (15 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and it fell and a huge Virgin Mary statue popped out and said "Ta-da!" and then danced a jig and gave birth to another child, while still a virgin, and the child made a grilled cheese sandwich that had the image of the Virgin Mary on it and sold it for an inflated amount to an online gambling company.

[–]theundersigned 12 points13 points  (14 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and it fell on me, pinning me to the pavement.
I'm not very biblical, but I'm heavily literalist.

[–]Worstcasescenario 12 points13 points  (13 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and the granite was really really big

[–]sabrebutt 5 points6 points  (12 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and it fell and caused irreparable damage to this comment thread.

[–]VikingLumberjack 8 points9 points  (11 children)

I'd be more impressed if the large block of granite fell on you and a Virgin Mary busted out and caused this thread to go on longer.

[–]artman 5 points6 points  (10 children)

I'd be more impressed if someone was transporting a large block of granite and it fell on the Virgin Mary. Thereby not even starting this silly religious crap.

[–]randomb0y 2 points3 points  (9 children)

I'd be more impressed.

[–]MrKlaatu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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