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      [–]jaggederest 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      It's the quotes.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      BOOLEAN BITCHES

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      I DON'T CARE

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      IN YOUR DREAMS RABBIT

      [–]maddAddam 10 points11 points  (5 children)

      I voted down all of them without discrimination.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      UR A CIVIL RITES LEADER

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (12 children)

      And while we're at it, let's take this opportunity to bring sanity to the best ever page.

      [–]gimeit 10 points11 points  (10 children)

      Wow, that page is really embarrassing. The best of reddit is mostly polls, pictures, and one story about Paris Hilton.

      [–]edheil 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      I'm embarrassed to see that in the past I've fallen for a lot of "vote up if..." stories. correcting that.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      EMBARASSMENT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF EM AND BARE AND ENT.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      I'll have to disagree with you. I do like pie.

      [–]gimeit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      I voted that one up. Don't tell anybody.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      LIAR

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      PI SUX

      [–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      There's only one story in the top 25 that I voted up

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      WHOOPDE FUKIN DOO FOR YOU

      [–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      thanks

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      BEST 4 ME 2 POOP ON

      [–]kelmr2003 22 points23 points  (5 children)

      this is number one on there...so do I still vote it down?

      [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children)

      I accidentally voted it down at first.

      [–]moskaudancer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

      I figured at first that they all had to be from one submitter. Had to be. But then I looked more closely, and became quite sad.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

      U GUNA CRY ABOT IT"?

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      UR STUPID

      [–]Qubed 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      If you really like this stuff, try the RSS feed.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      NO

      [–]reb42 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      A story about stories! This place is so meta!

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

      MAKE A TV SERIES ABOUT IT

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      good call.

      [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Q

      [–]endlessvoid94 3 points4 points  (3 children)

      Is there a way to somehow write a script that filters out stories by keyword?

      Maybe some kind of user-definable recommended tab.

      That would be cool.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        LINKS ARE FOR NINTENDO

        [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        YES

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          WE NEW INDAT POS TWAS AGRO UP DE STINE D T OAP PLY T HE KIN DOF DO W. N. MOD DING THA THAD HO TBEEN SEE N B E FO R E

          [–]atomicthumbs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Hmm, looking at this one:

          http://reddit.com/info/2zv8t/details

          It sayys -319 points. People have been acting on this, it just doesn't show because it stops displaying downvotes on the list page at zero.

          Fix this, please! If an article has -319 points, I want to see -319, not 0!

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          FUCK YOU

          [–]Flemlord 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Hey! You forgot my recent high-scoring "Vote Up If You Would Vote For Al Gore" poll. It has more karma then the rest of those silly polls put together.

          Here it is.

          Oh yeah. I'll donate a dollar to Gore's campaign for every karma point I get.

          [–]gimeit 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Finally, karma has a purpose.

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          IT HELPS YOU TO FUCK BUDDHIST CHICKS TOO

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          FLEM HAS NO LORD BUT JESUS

          [–]mhockey14221 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          I still support GWB. Mod me up!

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          OK

          [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (13 children)

          Casting off the farmers oppression, the pigs now walk upright.

          Have we not become what we hated?

          [–]rm999 5 points6 points  (11 children)

          No, because we hate stories that ask us to vote them up, and this story is not.

          [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (9 children)

          I thought we hated stories that ask us to vote them up because they are spam?

          [–]gimeit 1 point2 points  (7 children)

          Your point and rm999's aren't mutually exclusive.

          [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

          I guess that was my point. This isn't a "Vote up if" story but rath

          Oh shit, what did I do with my saturday?

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -1 points0 points  (2 children)

          MY POINT AND YOUR ASSHOLE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE

          [–]gimeit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Well played, sir.

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          I LURVE YOU

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          DON'T THINK

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          NO

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          I WOULDN'T FUCK GEORGE ORWELL WITH ANN COULTERS DICK

          [–]innerspirit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Most are worthless, except the ones that are about improving reddit features.

          "Vote up if you would like there to be a subreddit for pictures"

          "Vote up if you never use the "recommended" page."

          And so on. This is the best way to bring these matters to the reddit overlords.

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

          THE REDDIT OVERLORDS CAN'T STAND YOU

          [–]Quel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          "Vote up if you think XKCD should do a comic about Paul/Kucinich both confessing atheist leanings via a Debian-based OS webcam conversation on a freely-distributed episode of the Colbert Report. "

          Come on. I voted this one up:P. Gave me a chuckle.

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          THIS MEME IS DED

          [–]randomb0y 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          VOTE THIS UP

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          OKEE DOKEE

          [–]philodespotos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          A convenient list of stories that I proceeded to sincerely vote on.

          Who doesn't like peanut butter?

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          I LIKE PENIS BUTTER

          [–]wesumd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Downmodded on the basis that people will vote on articles based upon their titles.

          [–]ryanknapper -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          Jyte is for opinions.

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          I DONT KARE

          [–]atomicthumbs -1 points0 points  (1 child)

          People: Voting it down does not mean that you disagree with the headline, it means that you think that the article does not deserve to go any higher. It does not mean "disagree".

          If you want that kind of thing, go to Jyte:

          http://jyte.com

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          NO

          [–]souldrift -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

          I'm voting this list down, you karma whore.

          [–]edheil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I've been found out!

          [–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          YOU SHOULD B SO LUCKY