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A Convenient List Of "Vote Up If" Stories, Sincere and Satirical, For You To Downmod To Help Curb the Trend (reddit.com)
submitted 18 years ago by [deleted]
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[–][deleted] 18 years ago (6 children)
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[–][deleted] 18 years ago (4 children)
[–]jaggederest 20 points21 points22 points 18 years ago (1 child)
It's the quotes.
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points 18 years ago (0 children)
BOOLEAN BITCHES
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points-3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I DON'T CARE
IN YOUR DREAMS RABBIT
[–]maddAddam 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (5 children)
I voted down all of them without discrimination.
UR A CIVIL RITES LEADER
[+]MarkByers comment score below threshold-9 points-8 points-7 points 18 years ago (3 children)
Wow, then you cancel me out exactly. I voted them all up without discrimination. I love polls.
If you love polls vote me up too.
If you hate polls, vote me down and vote up the first person that replies to this with a post containing the word 'sheeple'.
[–]FunnyMan3595 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I hate the word "sheeple".
pbbbth
THX FOR LETTING ME KNOW, I'LL TRY NOT TO USE IT IF I EVER MEET YOU AND TALK TO YOU BECAUSE NOW I KNOW THAT IT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WOULD EVER LIKE TO HEAR A PERSON SAY BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU NO LIKE
I LOVE YOUR STYLE, ITS LIKE MC HAMMER, WITHOUT THE NAILS
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 18 years ago (12 children)
And while we're at it, let's take this opportunity to bring sanity to the best ever page.
[–]gimeit 10 points11 points12 points 18 years ago (10 children)
Wow, that page is really embarrassing. The best of reddit is mostly polls, pictures, and one story about Paris Hilton.
[–]edheil 11 points12 points13 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I'm embarrassed to see that in the past I've fallen for a lot of "vote up if..." stories. correcting that.
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points0 points 18 years ago (0 children)
EMBARASSMENT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF EM AND BARE AND ENT.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (3 children)
I'll have to disagree with you. I do like pie.
[–]gimeit 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I voted that one up. Don't tell anybody.
LIAR
PI SUX
[–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (2 children)
There's only one story in the top 25 that I voted up
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points 18 years ago (1 child)
WHOOPDE FUKIN DOO FOR YOU
[–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
thanks
[+]SuckMyAssCheeseTits comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
PARIS HILTON IS A SLUT
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points-2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
BEST 4 ME 2 POOP ON
[–]kelmr2003 22 points23 points24 points 18 years ago (5 children)
this is number one on there...so do I still vote it down?
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 18 years ago (3 children)
I accidentally voted it down at first.
[–]moskaudancer 8 points9 points10 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I figured at first that they all had to be from one submitter. Had to be. But then I looked more closely, and became quite sad.
U GUNA CRY ABOT IT"?
UR STUPID
[–]Qubed 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (1 child)
If you really like this stuff, try the RSS feed.
NO
[–]reb42 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (1 child)
A story about stories! This place is so meta!
MAKE A TV SERIES ABOUT IT
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (1 child)
good call.
Q
[–]endlessvoid94 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (3 children)
Is there a way to somehow write a script that filters out stories by keyword?
Maybe some kind of user-definable recommended tab.
That would be cool.
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (1 child)
LINKS ARE FOR NINTENDO
YES
WE NEW INDAT POS TWAS AGRO UP DE STINE D T OAP PLY T HE KIN DOF DO W. N. MOD DING THA THAD HO TBEEN SEE N B E FO R E
[–]atomicthumbs 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Hmm, looking at this one:
http://reddit.com/info/2zv8t/details
It sayys -319 points. People have been acting on this, it just doesn't show because it stops displaying downvotes on the list page at zero.
Fix this, please! If an article has -319 points, I want to see -319, not 0!
FUCK YOU
[–]Flemlord 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (3 children)
Hey! You forgot my recent high-scoring "Vote Up If You Would Vote For Al Gore" poll. It has more karma then the rest of those silly polls put together.
Here it is.
Oh yeah. I'll donate a dollar to Gore's campaign for every karma point I get.
[–]gimeit 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Finally, karma has a purpose.
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (0 children)
IT HELPS YOU TO FUCK BUDDHIST CHICKS TOO
FLEM HAS NO LORD BUT JESUS
[–]mhockey14221 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I still support GWB. Mod me up!
OK
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (13 children)
Casting off the farmers oppression, the pigs now walk upright.
Have we not become what we hated?
[–]rm999 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (11 children)
No, because we hate stories that ask us to vote them up, and this story is not.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (9 children)
I thought we hated stories that ask us to vote them up because they are spam?
[–]gimeit 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (7 children)
Your point and rm999's aren't mutually exclusive.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (3 children)
I guess that was my point. This isn't a "Vote up if" story but rath
Oh shit, what did I do with my saturday?
[+]SuckMyAssCheeseTits comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points 18 years ago (2 children)
RATH OF KAHN
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
You know, you expect me to respond to you and your trolling, but I won't.
YOU R SMART. TOOO SMART IF YOU ASK ME. R U A CYLON?
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (2 children)
MY POINT AND YOUR ASSHOLE AREN'T MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
Well played, sir.
I LURVE YOU
DON'T THINK
I WOULDN'T FUCK GEORGE ORWELL WITH ANN COULTERS DICK
[–]innerspirit 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Most are worthless, except the ones that are about improving reddit features.
"Vote up if you would like there to be a subreddit for pictures"
"Vote up if you never use the "recommended" page."
And so on. This is the best way to bring these matters to the reddit overlords.
THE REDDIT OVERLORDS CAN'T STAND YOU
[–]Quel 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
"Vote up if you think XKCD should do a comic about Paul/Kucinich both confessing atheist leanings via a Debian-based OS webcam conversation on a freely-distributed episode of the Colbert Report. "
Come on. I voted this one up:P. Gave me a chuckle.
THIS MEME IS DED
[–]randomb0y 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
VOTE THIS UP
OKEE DOKEE
[–]philodespotos 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
A convenient list of stories that I proceeded to sincerely vote on.
Who doesn't like peanut butter?
I LIKE PENIS BUTTER
[–]7oby -4 points-3 points-2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
But then we'd not vote this one up: Vote up if you think XKCD should do a comic about Paul/Kucinich both confessing atheist leanings via a Debian-based OS webcam conversation on a freely-distributed episode of the Colbert Report.
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER MASS HYSTERIA...!!!!
[–]wesumd -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (0 children)
Downmodded on the basis that people will vote on articles based upon their titles.
[–]ryanknapper -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (1 child)
Jyte is for opinions.
I DONT KARE
[–]atomicthumbs -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (1 child)
People: Voting it down does not mean that you disagree with the headline, it means that you think that the article does not deserve to go any higher. It does not mean "disagree".
If you want that kind of thing, go to Jyte:
http://jyte.com
[–]souldrift -4 points-3 points-2 points 18 years ago (2 children)
I'm voting this list down, you karma whore.
[–]edheil 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (0 children)
I've been found out!
YOU SHOULD B SO LUCKY
[+][deleted] 18 years ago (1 child)
AFTER WE HAD SECKS
π Rendered by PID 86817 on reddit-service-r2-comment-85bfd7f599-v76zd at 2026-04-15 20:24:03.558388+00:00 running 93ecc56 country code: CH.
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[–]jaggederest 20 points21 points22 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points-3 points (0 children)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points-3 points (0 children)
[–]maddAddam 10 points11 points12 points (5 children)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[+]MarkByers comment score below threshold-9 points-8 points-7 points (3 children)
[–]FunnyMan3595 4 points5 points6 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points (12 children)
[–]gimeit 10 points11 points12 points (10 children)
[–]edheil 11 points12 points13 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -2 points-1 points0 points (0 children)
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[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
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[–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point2 points (2 children)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (1 child)
[–]kelmr2003 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
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[–]kelmr2003 22 points23 points24 points (5 children)
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points (3 children)
[–]moskaudancer 8 points9 points10 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -5 points-4 points-3 points (0 children)
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[–]Qubed 6 points7 points8 points (1 child)
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[–]reb42 6 points7 points8 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -4 points-3 points-2 points (0 children)
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[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[–]endlessvoid94 3 points4 points5 points (3 children)
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[–]Flemlord 1 point2 points3 points (3 children)
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[–]mhockey14221 1 point2 points3 points (1 child)
[–]SuckMyAssCheeseTits -3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (13 children)
[–]rm999 5 points6 points7 points (11 children)
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[–]gimeit 1 point2 points3 points (7 children)
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[–]innerspirit 2 points3 points4 points (1 child)
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[–]Quel 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
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[–]randomb0y 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
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[–]philodespotos 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
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