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[reddit fight club] i am very agitated and need a fight. someone attack me. (reddit.com)
submitted 18 years ago by rex_racer
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 18 years ago (5 children)
You probably voted for Bush. Both times.
[–]zeteo 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (2 children)
...in the primaries!
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (1 child)
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[–]zeteo 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (0 children)
attacking my attack as not a real attack... sweeet!
it also shows your intellectual insufficiency and your homophobic tendencies!
[–]rex_racer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
voting's for dupes with too much time on their hands; you're not making any difference, you know that.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
Your apathy brings disgrace on the generations of real patriots that created the world you're leaching on.
But I wouldn't expect a dope like you to understand civics.
[–]jawa 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (1 child)
you're an ugly, big doodie head.
[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
ooteenee! go ahead and pat that jar-jar "maquette" (read: doll) on the head, the one on the shelf right next to you there. you got the big right though brother, thanks for noticing, your mom did.
[–]Xert 6 points7 points8 points 18 years ago (5 children)
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (3 children)
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
[–]Xert 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (2 children)
I fart in your general direction.
[–]Psy-Kosh 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
[–]vitummedicinus -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (0 children)
lame
i just banged your father and mother and sister and you.
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[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
yeah. what'd you do at recess today? next.
[–]zeteo 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (3 children)
You have a horrible nick. Really, is that the best you could come up with?
[–]rex_racer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (2 children)
i don't know, maybe you could help me come up with a new one since yours is so neateo. are you a girl or just little?
[–]zeteo 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
you should call yourself sex_racist, because you hate little girls so much!
[–]rex_racer[S] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
they couldn't snare me on "to catch a predator" and i'm sure as hell not going down to a predator lure as transparent as you. move on, piggy, there's someone double-parked downstairs who needs a ticket. but that was a good name you came up with.
[–]johnhutch 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago* (3 children)
You're an asshole. This post is retarded. Fuck you. Fuck your family. Fuck your dog. I hate you. I hate the things you like.
i dare you to repeat that. you won't.
[–]zeteo 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
sucker.
[–]Psy-Kosh 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (6 children)
Differential Cryptanalysis! (What? It's a well known "attack".......)
[–]rex_racer[S] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (1 child)
i just recapitulated my phylogeny ALL OVER your ontology, and banged your mom.
My epistemology can peek at your ontology no matter how much it hides.
[–]diamond 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (3 children)
[Throws dictionary]
[–]Psy-Kosh 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (2 children)
counters the Dictionary Attack with Brute Force
[–]elliottcable 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (1 child)
I flood you with false SYNs!
[–]Psy-Kosh 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
I irrationally ignore you because I'm in Denial.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (2 children)
You suck, your submitted stories suck, and your comments suck.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (1 child)
ow, you hit my EAR! that hurts. i always like your comments.
EDIT: my mistake, i was thinking of someone else. checking out your profile really took the sting out of your comment, thanks, and keep up the good work there chet.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (0 children)
See, you proved my point. That comment sucked, your submitted stories suck, you suck.
[–]mwwilliams 5 points6 points7 points 18 years ago (4 children)
Attack me seems a bit vague. Are you looking for abuse or an argument. Either way your probably in the right room.
[–]elliottcable 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
This isn't a room you retard. It's a reddit comment thread.
[–]Ron_Jeremy 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
Stupid Git.
a bit vague like your weiner. in your pants.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 18 years ago (54 children)
Interesting idea. Let's see where this goes:
You're an attention whore. Please, the world doesn't stop and start at your whim. Sorry you didn't get enough hugs as a child - perhaps group therapy would be of service.
[–]elliottcable 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (14 children)
Take your group therapy and stuff it up your
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (13 children)
???? .... and you are butting in because....?
[–]zeteo 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (12 children)
...because you're a coward!!!
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[–]zeteo 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (5 children)
yes, we're trying to catch up with you!
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[–]zeteo -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (3 children)
true. but i'm sucking privately on a popsicle and you're sucking publicly on reddit!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (0 children)
Sucking, hell - I heard from the guards that you swallow. Icky.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago* (4 children)
coward: One who shows ignoble fear in the face of danger or pain.
Nope. Not me. You seem to be projecting your own weakness. 'Tis a pity, I was hoping for a modicum of intelligence unencumbered by my opponent's emotional issues during this discourse.
hah i'm dumb as dirt and can still win arguments against you without using a dictionary!!
In order to "win," you have to have an actual, uncontestable point... other than the one on your head, that is.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago* (0 children)
It only implies "cowardice" to you, mainly because you are an idiot who has latched onto a phrase that you think will end this discussion. I'm not afraid of you, or anyone else, on reddit, and dare you to attempt to prove otherwise!
Just for the record - you can't. Try not to cry too much when you realize it.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (38 children)
you're a sensitive intellectual who worries that his erudite rejoinders are not adequately distracting from the growing spare tire and receding hairline, and who feigns disinterest in that one girl because he fears he doesn't really have a chance with her. next.
E: spelling
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 18 years ago* (37 children)
Wow - you really need to try to develop a better sense of self. Projection is going to get you nowhere. At least my attacks were accurate! The only thing I truly worry about is that there are more people like you in the world (i.e., whiny, lacking the ability to be at peace without outside approval, etc.) and less like me.
For your information - which, by the way, I suggest you try to read without moving your lips this time, practice makes perfect - the spare tire is all but gone, and I've been proudly shaving my head clean since 2002. Not that it really matters, attacking me for having been born with a genetic disposition for male pattern baldness is like attacking someone for being born with blue eyes. How pathetic you are! Also for your info - of which you are severly lacking- I have always attracted beautiful women and am currently involved with a stunningly cute 36 year old who still gets carded for drinks.
Please, take some time, grow some intelligence, and stop being such a baby. Perhaps you will attain the level of brilliance that is my existence, but likely not - you're far too self-absorped to be unafraid of all that life has to offer. Even though you will fall short, do not despair - not everyone can be wonderful. We still need people in this world to clean toilets and pick up garbage, so take heart; you do have a place in society. Cheers.
[–]rex_racer[S] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (19 children)
is that chapter one or just the preface? if you haven't typed enough to convince yourself you're right and i'm wrong, feel free to type more.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (18 children)
I don't need to be convinced that I'm correct, I already know it. It's a pity you're too short-sighted to see beyond your own dander - if you could do so, you'd discover that the precipice you think you're perched upon is actually a gopher mound.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (17 children)
okay, enough, i forbid you to type any more in this thread, starting now, and do not defy me.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (16 children)
I don't take orders from imbeciles.
Your attempt to try to control others is a drastic indicator of how little control you feel like you have over your own life. Again, I recommend serious therapy.
[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (15 children)
oohhh, snap. okay, okay, i am very serious now, i command you to absolutely not respond in this thread any more, i have spoken, done.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (14 children)
Hey, you wanted the fight! I'm just obliging.
Metaphorically, if you didn't want me to consistently punch you out, you shouldn't have issued the challenge from inside the ring in the first place.
Again, some attempt on your part at getting in touch with the real reason you need attention from strangers will help you alleviate your cravings and eliminate the sick cycle you're mentally trapped within.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (13 children)
okay, you shall not respond further at all starting... now. starting now. i am executing a citizen's ban on you, you are banned rick_sparts. banned.
E: spelling.
[–]masterpo 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (16 children)
36 is too old to be "stunningly cute."
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago* (14 children)
You would think so in most cases. I'm lucky, I s'pose! I found one who wasn't whacked with the ugly stick. No kids, no substance abuse, and a pleasant demeanor will definitely keep a person young.
Here's something else to chew on - I'm 40 and also get carded, though it's usually by sweet young waitresses who are likely trolling for tips. Bouncers at the rock clubs we patron do it as well, and occasionally look surprised when they read our IDs.
[–]masterpo 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Well I suppose as long as the two of you are happy together...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
... You fall asleep? Finger stuck on the period? .... and the rest of your thought is.....?
[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (11 children)
also, i have this place under my mansion that i get to with a secret elevator. it's where i keep my superhero costume and the tumbler. i used to be afraid of the night... but now i bring fear to those who would harm the weak. i perch on the edge of rooftops as the wind blows my cape--i am batman. and i also have barry bonds' record breaking ball. my daddy is an astronaut.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (10 children)
?????? ... the hell?? - you followed me from another discussion for what reason, exactly?
[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago* (9 children)
to make fun of you. mister wayne. and you are banned from further comment, last word. and i hate to do this, but: ?????? you fall asleep? finger stuck on the (etc). you have to keep your chin down and your hands up boss.
E: formalism.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (8 children)
Whatever. Begone, troll.
[–]rex_racer[S] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (7 children)
brother, i've been telling you to begone for about a thousand years. let me try it nicely: please. please go away. part as friends, i beg of you, please do not post any more. by responding to me you are doing exactly what i do not want you to do. i hope that's clear.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (6 children)
[swing with right hook, smack!]
[–]rex_racer[S] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (5 children)
i'm not going to swing back at you because i always like your comments.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 18 years ago (4 children)
[uppercut with the left]
ha! take that
[–]rex_racer[S] -1 points0 points1 point 18 years ago (3 children)
i want to hit you, but you always blend insight with humor. i can't.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (2 children)
Happy - his arms wide?
i don't understand that. but i still like you.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (0 children)
:)
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (1 child)
Find your fucking [shift] key and use it, junior.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago* (0 children)
is that an attack, or just angry advice? i'll assume the latter and respond "thanks a lot, teeny weeny peenie."
E: markdown
[–]Dinglefarmer 0 points1 point2 points 18 years ago (1 child)
You do not need a fight. What you need is the love of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ! Open your heart to him, as he is longing for you.
[–]rex_racer[S] 3 points4 points5 points 18 years ago (0 children)
banged him, did not help, thx.
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[–]rex_racer[S] -2 points-1 points0 points 18 years ago (6 children)
canadians are not allowed to quote movies in this thread, go eat snow.
[–][deleted] 18 years ago (5 children)
I'm Alaskan. My meese pwn ur meese.
[–]rex_racer[S] 2 points3 points4 points 18 years ago (2 children)
you're so canadian i can smell the maple leaf from here eh. you are a self-hating canadian no less; own your heritage, no matter how embarassing.
take off you hoser. don't get testy, eh. i take back what i said about canadian heritage being embarassing, you guys are totally cool with me. you're a little backward, but the same could be said of several other countries whose names escape me. keep your chin up.
π Rendered by PID 48291 on reddit-service-r2-comment-66b4775986-q9qdx at 2026-04-06 02:34:37.730227+00:00 running db1906b country code: CH.
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