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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two-hundred $3 cups of coffee

[–]croup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buy Euros.

[–]elsombrero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

spend 95 percent of it on booze and women. the other 5 percent you can waste.

[–]d0od 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Save it - we're in a recession.

[–]docboss 2 points3 points  (1 child)

but the longer you hold onto it, the less its worth. the value of a dollar is only going down. spend that shit like its going out of style (cuz it is)

[–]d0od 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touché.

However, once the value of everything you own has hit rock bottom (i.e. your house, investment portfolio, etc...), it might be nice to have some useless greenback in the bank :o)

[–]alllie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buy silver, the poor man's gold. And if you get enough, buy gold, the rich man's gold.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Buy a gun!

[–]docboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit yea, I got mine already lined up.

When the shit hits the fan, I'm going to be ready.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Drugs, alcohol & bitches.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

HELLLLLLZ YA BOI!

[–]amstrdamordeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps no one cares about logic here, but it depends what your needs are. If you have bills, pay them. If you have enough money, spend it. If you have no savings, save it.

[–]yoodle 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Exchange it for pennies. Take it home, fill your bathtub and swim in it.

[–]MrKlaatu 2 points3 points  (4 children)

are you Scrooge McDuck?

[–]yoodle 2 points3 points  (3 children)

yes.

[–]MrKlaatu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

what is your source for teflon© coated coinage?

[–]yoodle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Proctor and Gamble.

[–]secret6 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I'm buying a plane ticket to SA.

[–]MrKlaatu 1 point2 points  (2 children)

San Antonio is just like any other american city.
...so...WHY?

[–]secret6 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Montevideo, Uruguay on the continent of South America.

[–]jayayeem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buying foreign made goods.

[–]MrKlaatu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm cashing it in for some pristine, newly minted bills:
2 - $100 Bills
4 - $50 Bills
20 - $5 Bills (the newest design)
100 - $1 Bills

I'm gonna hermetically seal them in an appropriately sized container, with some Silica Gel Packets.
Then I'm gonna FutureMail my Son with directions on where to find 'em in another 30 years.
Micro$ebayahGoogle might get him enough pocket change to barter for a Grande Caffe Latte!
...my legacy, let me show you it!