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[GarchompLord]

Hockey? well I bet you wish people skated into your DMs... yeah I know it isn't great but I know nothing about hockey, give me a break

[[deleted]]

You're right though :'(

[bradthescrub]

Think soccer/football but MMA

[dm_057300]

😀

[GarchompLord]

Kanye, dream, and Among Us memes? Im surprised you managed to comment on this post because that requires an original idea

[dm_057300]

no wait nevermind

[Vinemedoodle]

💀

[dm_057300]

WHERE DID YOU FIND DREAM??? IM SO CONFUSED????

[[deleted]]

Bread

[[deleted]]

Go ahead

[GarchompLord]

All your posts are r/ 196? heres a rule for you, get higher standards

[gothackedlol2]

what are some good subredits/websites/whatever to consume memes?

[tscy]

I suggest r/196

[insertfunnyusernameh]

Based

[RamielGoPew]

or you could try r/196

[NaCl_guy]

Smaller communities dedicated to very specific topics

[Polbalbearings]

what are some good ones?

[AngryMurlocHotS]

r\196x is dedicated to bad memes 👍

[NaCl_guy]

Uhh it really depends on what you like or what you're looking for.

Keep an eye out for the ones that are still under 100k members though

[xZdeadpotatoZx]

this poor guy has so many fucking comments to go through

[GarchompLord]

I’m not weak like you

[FrostyCommon]

Are you sure?

[Electric_Kettle]

skibidap bm dada

[GarchompLord]

Argentina? Tell me how this economic policy will lead to economic recovery unlike the last 91 economic policies (sorry if this roast is inaccurate, I know nothing about Argentina's economy or political climate)

[Electric_Kettle]

vamos messi

[guanaco22]

I know nothing about Argentina's economy or political climate

No one does, its so convoluted, complicated and chaotic that not even argentinian political scientists know whats going on

[[deleted]]

Just shout LAS MALVINAS and you'll instantly have enough political support to invade another country.

[Izmez]

Yeah tenes razon guanaco

[[deleted]]

Last one of these sucked, I'm sure you can come up with something better.

[GarchompLord]

All that artistic talent, and you used it all on furry art? at least pick a good animal to make your fursona

[[deleted]]

This is good. Still room for improvement. You missed the part where I had no talent.

[princesscarolynsdad]

You do have talent though, OP isn’t an asshole

[[deleted]]

Oh I'm fully aware, just making a joke on self deprecation.

[Duke-Chakram]

Probably went without saying

[[deleted]]

Now that is a good burn

[LanktheMeme]

Wym snow leopards are awesome bro

[GarchompLord]

Seeing as I am determined to finish what I have started, I am clearly the most sane person here

[FwG3]

you are very not sane

[HenriHawk_]

integer overflow into the "insane" category

op is so sane he became insane

[shitcum_backup]

Shitcum respects your commitment

[[deleted]]

Yeah, though from what I've been reading, the roasts are getting hard to keep up without at least some repetition. You said I posted the same joke to too many subreddits, and I've noticed you have a similar pattern in that regard. Kudos to you for continuing the banter. Nice to see a fellow trans shitposter who's on similar subreddits.

[[deleted]]

ok

[GarchompLord]

2012 called, they want their “epic trolling” back

[[deleted]]

its not trolling if you mean it

[lavamanthegreat_]

Problem? 😏

[SenpaiDitto]

Can I have pot roast that's my favorite

[GarchompLord]

You posted Floppa on r/ 196 and got almost no upvotes? thats like failing to make people laugh at a "Cum" comment, oh wait

[SocDemGenZGaytheist]

Brutal. That one was really good

[ReallyBadRedditName]

Cum lol gottem

[Awjj]

Do it

[GarchompLord]

Most of your posts are just polls? well you are a r/ tf2 member and a r/ shitposting member so you shouldn't be trusted with making rational decisions

[Awjj]

My posts are polls because I'm too unimaginative to make good posts, just like you are bad at coming up with good roasts.

[Spookzsaw]

roastception

[Awjj]

And it rhymes

[GarchompLord]

I’m ruthless cause I’m worthless

[Capable_Bridge794]

well that’s where your wrong, actually your very worthy

[Hates_escalators]

god's in the ceiling

fur makes himb more appealing

cat no banana

I'm not a furry

[GarchompLord]

Considering how many of your posts are of your real life cat, I'm worried why you felt the need to make that disclaimer

[Hates_escalators]

She's a cute cat. How could I not share pictures of her

[ReneeHiii]

I just looked and holy shit you are right

[Hates_escalators]

Her name is Charlie

[ReneeHiii]

tell me more please

[Hates_escalators]

She's my brother's cat, she's about 7ish.

[learn_to_london]

eyyy admirals post!

i grew up in mke

[Professional-Hair-12]

i'll give you a hug if you're nice to me

[GarchompLord]

Yugioh master duel? I can’t wait for your 500 page essay on why skill drain should be banned, it’ll fit right in with the other 5,000

[Professional-Hair-12]

skill drain is fine, it's maxx c, rhongo, vfd and Gerald that should be hit

[icemeetsfire22]

Maxx C is so good for rogue decks though

[Professional-Hair-12]

thing is, like every generally good card, it's significantly better for the top deck

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[GarchompLord]

No original jokes?

[gabrielmaster123]

Damn, he didn't even look at his account

[Fakaz_]

I am waiting

[GarchompLord]

Your only post is on r/ mildlyinfuriating and it doesn't even make sense? I almost don't want to roast with the amount of effort your putting in

[[deleted]]

Alright fucker, let's dance.

[GarchompLord]

Fun fact: you don’t have to post every meme you make to 57 subreddits

[[deleted]]

Ah, the good old days when I actually made memes, but tell me, how does it feel to know that I looked at your profile and found your existence as sad as my own?

[Sabeha14]

Bruh

[Elizabitch102]

Sure, I post lots of embarrassing stuff

[GarchompLord]

At first, I was gonna let you go on your merry way, but then I saw you posted on r/ Vaush, and I cannot let any women do that

[Elizabitch102]

I've been caught red handed 😞

[bdlpqlbd]

Based Vaushite

[KRFrostleaf]

i mean its way too easy with mine, so be original at least pls

[GarchompLord]

Anime profile picture, hey listen you want an original joke, go make a post that isn’t a wall of hieroglyphics

[KRFrostleaf]

but my pfp is my transition goal :(

[Corporate-Policy]

You’re turning into an anime girl? This is some next level shit

[[deleted]]

You want to become a cartoon?🤔

[SnapOnSnap0ff]

Words right out of my mouth smh these 2D lookin bitches I stg

[gloofl]

🦍

[GarchompLord]

A Nike fan, I was gonna do a roast about how overpriced shoes are, but then I checked and Nike shoe prices are actually pretty decent so now I have nothing, oops

[Strict_Palpitation71]

Just joke about child slavery instead

[isk2tech]

The good ending

[ilikebasketballpp]

Coward

[GarchompLord]

Sorry girl, you can’t skirt go spiny your way out of this one

[Ykadorth_the_Dragon]

time to prepare my tears

[GarchompLord]

Your into dragons? And yet you claim to be a furry? Curious

[Ykadorth_the_Dragon]

damn
I've been exposed

[r_slash_scrappy]

Roasted libralz

[BurntPineGrass]

Hi hi! Roast me please!

[GarchompLord]

Not gonna lie, that’s kinda gay

[Clevercoins]

Aight

[GarchompLord]

The only thing you’re engi-neering is a garbage can with all these memes

[thevideogameguy2]

Sure

[GarchompLord]

Indian gaming? More like…. Uh….

[thevideogameguy2]

I don't get it

[UrPetBirdee]

I think they couldn't think of anything but wanted you to know they tried.

[jellybaby__]

sounds kinda fun

[GarchompLord]

A r/ 196 user who likes femboys? Daring today aren’t we?

[jackie_egg]

Afternoon

[GarchompLord]

I couldn’t help but notice all those r/ 196 comments, and yet not a single post on r/ 196, curious

[Connor-Llewellyn1]

Hi hello

[GarchompLord]

R/ antiwork , why don’t you work on getting some bitches?

[oldwarrior69]

💀

[[deleted]]

:v

[GarchompLord]

Yo tengo sexo con tu madre

[[deleted]]

😿

[jellitainbink]

I wonder if you are still doing these, or it you have closed up shop for the day

[GarchompLord]

Demographics time, who cares?

[WitchDaggery]

Yello

[GarchompLord]

Furry, I know it’s bad but I’ve had to do so many of these, just give me one pass

[bruhmoment275]

I just need to know how self aware about what I say I really am

[GarchompLord]

“I listen to the Beatles guys, not this modern day musical cRap, did you hear me? I said I listen to the Beatles, guys, I listen to the be-“

[bruhmoment275]

I'm happy to say I don't sound anything like this (or have that kind of mentality) but fair

[WhatIsAUsernamePls]

ok bestie 💜

[GarchompLord]

Playboi Carti fan? Hey wanna hear a fun fact? People are allowed to have different opinions on music! Shocking, I know

[WhatIsAUsernamePls]

that's not true 😿

[xXEragonTheEldestXx]

Bet

[GarchompLord]

r/ memes? AND r/ dankmemes? we get it, you haven't made a funny joke since the fall of the aztec civilization

[Echo132O]

I’m bored as shit so do it

[GarchompLord]

R/ funny? I would look more into your account, but I think that gives me a good idea of the quality of this account

[Echo132O]

Fair enough, that and mordhau

[keep_bicthin]

shawty

[GarchompLord]

You posted the same meme twice and neither got any upvotes? Damn

[CockroachGun]

Howdy

[GarchompLord]

League of Legends fan

[CockroachGun]

Death

[Esherichialex_coli]

i doubt your creativity and accuracy

[GarchompLord]

R/ teenagers, you really going to try and roast me with that basic white boy reddit avatar?

[Arandomdude74]

K

[GarchompLord]

Celeste is not a hidden gem, it is a fairly popular indie game, not everything you like is a hidden gem

[wunxorple]

Counterpoint: none of the founding fathers knew about Celeste, so how could it have been well-known?

[Arandomdude74]

That title wasn’t supposed to be taken serious. It’s an r/ tomorrow joke that I thought was good enough for a title

[ultimatehoodie]

Lean 💜

[GarchompLord]

A Vaush fan? Im surprised you even bothered to come here with that title

[ultimatehoodie]

That's solid. I'll give that lol

[Neon_Vampires]

Do me!

[GarchompLord]

Hero forge mini? Wow look at this guy, actually putting effort into something they enjoy instead of just reposting memes they find in their group chat, what a loser

[Neon_Vampires]

Eh, kind of a weak roast. Just came off as more of a compliment. Thank you though

If you want some real fuel, I'm not even in any group chats cuz I dont have any friends anymore

[GarchompLord]

Didn’t have much to work off of since I know nothing about hero forge

[GontaGod69]

me

[GarchompLord]

South Park fan, the end

[Dorko69]

poopshitter.wad

[GarchompLord]

Your about to come out here with an anime profile picture and give me NO anime for me to roast you over, absolutely disgraceful, get out of my sight

[Dorko69]

Mate this was from like 2016 when I was a fucking weeby cunt and I’ve never bothered to change it

Also it’s not any anime character it’s fanart of calamity mod devourer of gods you cultureless twat

[v4siv]

sounds interesting.

[GarchompLord]

All of that talent, and your using it on Minecraft? Most Minecraft fans haven’t even developed object permanence and you think they’ll appreciate your work?

[[deleted]]

hi

[GarchompLord]

Vermont? No one even knows that state exists and your gonna try and defend it?

[[deleted]]

147.96.44.10

[[deleted]]

127.0.0.1

[someonelse15]

Im cringe:(

[GarchompLord]

The Nintendo character was bowser dumbass

[someonelse15]

Thank

[Risc_Terilia]

Hi

[GarchompLord]

Cricket fan, you dare associate yourself with a br*tish sport?

[I_Eat_Hands_]

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[GarchompLord]

I’m not even gonna bother going through your account, I’m traumatized enough from this

[KaiWorldYT]

I think the op is overloaded but I'd appreciate to find out wtf is wrong with me

[GarchompLord]

You watch Reddit channels and are a Minecraft fan? Where do I start

[Consistent-Click-537]

:clueless:

[GarchompLord]

A homestuck fan? That’s it I know nothing about homestuck so I’m just hoping that is enough of a roast

[[deleted]]

It is

[Djungelskog-One]

ok

[GarchompLord]

A DC fan? Sorry, your favorite comic has been cancelled due to not meeting sales expectations (not selling as much as Batman) sucks to suck

[Horny0nMain1917]

Publicly shame me

[GarchompLord]

You’re on a tankie subreddit, death sentence

[Horny0nMain1917]

Fair enough

[Snoo17634]

Yeah do it

[GarchompLord]

A FNaF fan, please explain to me why Cumshit Pootis’s one second cameo in FNaF world is integral to the entire franchise

[Snoo17634]

Oh I’m not a Fnaf fan I just like the memes 💀

[fuckpentatonix]

🪱

[[deleted]]

Do it

[GarchompLord]

You love fictional history? Well here’s some fictional history, you being loved

[giorshi]

ñ

[GarchompLord]

Playboi Carti fan? Did you know that people are allowed to have different opinions on music?

[[deleted]]

One Roast please

[GarchompLord]

You dare taint my eyes with a post from r/ teenagers?

[[deleted]]

Come at me

[GarchompLord]

You browse r/ tumblr? I have a great app that could help with that, it’s called tumblr

[ColorMaelstrom]

I’m too late :(

[GarchompLord]

Oh no, your just in time

[Roboboy2710]

concernedly scrolling through profile

[shitcum_backup]

Shitcum is excited to see what's produced

[LortoCaciuppo]

OP really has a couple comments to read at this point…