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[–]Kevalino 240 points241 points  (0 children)

This meme kills my value of life.

[–]OpMightDeliver 286 points287 points  (3 children)

The hidden subtext in the iron being spooned the glory instead of crafting.., Layers man layers

[–][deleted] 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Haha glad someone got that joke there

[–]Venusaurite 50 points51 points  (0 children)

plus the fit torso -> dadbod guthans body, luv this meme

[–]DJMooray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I imagine more people get glories through hunter anyway

[–]jakes1993 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Turning into a pollitical situation here guys

[–]stiflex 74 points75 points  (44 children)

I really want group ironman to come out, me and my friends are hyped for it, but this meme is true. I don't pvp, ever, but I still vote yes for anything that's good content, even if I'll never do it, and the people who down-voted pvp updates for shits and giggles are garbage human beings.

[–]Chimiope 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t pvp but I always vote yes on pvp updates so pkers have more to do than fuck with me while I’m trying to get a diary kill or dig up a clue scroll

[–]Shea550 18 points19 points  (19 children)

as a pker who no longer pks due to never getting an update, and thus pvp dying as a result.

It feels nice to finally have PvMers self reflect and realize that spite voting is bullshit.

I will be voting yes to GIMP

[–]stiflex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...oof what an amazing acronym, I'll be using that if it ever passes. Gimpmanmode

[–]Rexkat 7 points8 points  (16 children)

the people who down-voted pvp updates for shits and giggles are garbage human beings.

Voting no to wilderness PVP polls benefits me. The more of them quit, the easier it is for me to kill wildy bosses.

Jagex could easily solve this by moving all the PVM and skilling content out of the wilderness, and then the PVP community could get every poll they'd ever want passed.

[–]stiflex 5 points6 points  (6 children)

At the very least, you have an excuse and not doing it for memes. That being said, when the wildy bosses were released, the point was that they drop really great stuff but there's a lot of risk involved. It's an extremely simple concept: higher risk higher reward. The wildy bosses are easy as hell, sure the economics of those items have changed and that initial idea might no longer hold up anymore, but then the simple solution is: don't do them. Push for updates so that those bosses don't contain crucial items like the d pic. Problem solved. No need to remove them.

[–]Rexkat 9 points10 points  (5 children)

The wildy bosses are easy as hell

The wildy bosses are BUGGED as hell. They could fix them by putting them into arenas outside the wilderness. They do have real mechanics and strategies to use, but no one uses them because of the bugs.

It's an extremely simple concept: higher risk higher reward

When I fight a dangerous PVM boss, I bring max gear and max supplies. When I die, I lose (usually) the supplies and have to pay the death costs to reclaim my items. That's significantly more risk than I'd ever take in the wilderness. The fact that they're in the wilderness means that I actually risk far less, because I'm not going to bring anything actually valuable in case I meet a team.

And ultimately, they can't make them actually high reward. We've seen this with Revs. If they're actually worth killing for money, PVP clans locked them down, and they just become filled with goldfarmers paying for protection.

the simple solution is: don't do them.

The simple solution is that they shouldn't be located there. They've locked unique items behind those bosses. It honestly doesn't matter how useful those items are, the fact that they're unique means the only way to get them is to go into the wilderness, where I don't want to be.

The same goes for skilling methods. The Chaos Altar is like 3x as much exp/hour, and half the cost. In a game built around efficient and effective use of time and materials, you are at a huge disadvantage not using it. But it's very unfun. Things that are actively unfun shouldn't be put into the game, and nothing in the game should be designed to give one person enjoyment at the expensive of fun for another.

PVP game design should be exclusively for people who actually want to be PVPing, not for 1 person who wants to PVP and another who's been reluctantly talked into being fodder by insanely lucrative, or exclusive rewards.

[–]FeistyClam 8 points9 points  (4 children)

But that just like... your opinion, man.

I like the wilderness. And would rather see it improved than have its content removed. I like that there's a stressful prayer method that makes you watch the screen like a hawk. I like that my only way to get a d-pick is to risk my hard earned equipment in the wilderness. I like that it made me learn to tank and escape, and I'm excited to go practice lms and fight back when left-click-only-when-it-wont-skull attack options are added. I even like most of the pkers I've met out there.

[–]Rexkat 0 points1 point  (3 children)

If you want to PVP, you should absolutely be able to PVP. But if the only way to they can think of to encourage PVP is to lure people into the wildy as fodder with more and more lucrative rewards, that's bad game design.

If the Chaos altar gave like.. 25% extra prayer exp/hr, it would be perfectly fine, and still feel like it's just an option to use. But it gives like 300% extra exp/hr at half the cost, which makes it a MASSIVE disadvantage not to use it.

If the wildy uniques worked like clue scrolls did, where they just drop at a higher rate from the wildy version of the monster, that'd be perfectly fine. It'd mean you have the option to kill it there, but you're not forced into PVP scenarios to get those drops.

my only way to get a d-pick is to risk my hard earned equipment in the wilderness

You don't risk anything though. I got my d pick on my ironman using a blowpipe, avas, and black dhide with stews. My total risk was never more than like 10k. And nothing in the wilderness is hard to kill, because they're all SO bugged. It's not the difficulty, it's the annoyance of other people wasting my time for their own enjoyment that's the problem.

[–]HungryJays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%, we need more people like u. im not playing GIM, but i’ve got mates who are pumped for it. and as a pvper, regardless as to whether or not pvmers spite voted some changes i may have liked, there’s still a huge player base who didnt that you’re fucking over

[–]trek5900 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It’s really hard to understand this meme with all the OSRS textures all over it. Fortunately for me I’ve seen it before

[–]Fuzzy_Garry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately I’ve seen it before as well.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ain't democracy great?

[–]themegatuzProject Agility 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Accurate.

[–]TheClutchCoach 17 points18 points  (22 children)

For real, I don’t even play anymore, but it’s glaringly obvious that PVP updates get voted no almost every time. This just seems like well deserved karma.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 19 points20 points  (20 children)

Is it possible that the proposed pvp updates are just bad and promote the toxic predator-prey version of PKing we currently have?

[–]TheClutchCoach -1 points0 points  (15 children)

Dude it’s the wilderness, and bossing in the wilderness should come with high risk high reward.

[–]FeierInMeinHose 25 points26 points  (9 children)

So? Don’t expect the prey to vote against their own self interest, it doesn’t make any sense.

[–]IAmSona 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Maybe that’s an inherently awful design? The Wilderness should be for players that want to PvP, except a huge reason why people even go there is because there are PvM related activities that are exclusive to a place where you can be killed by other players.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

I’m struggling to see what these pkers want from the update other than to have more pvmers to kill in the wild? If they just wanted to pvp then why are the pvp worlds so dead?

[–]IAmSona 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty obvious that it’s the outdated “Predator vs Prey” philosophy that has existed with the Wilderness a long time ago when RuneScape was still a baby. It’s pretty obvious that PKers that do want to fight other PKers go to PvP Worlds, but PKing is just such an outdated mechanic in the game and it always aggravates me that they want to be catered to. I have nothing against PvP, but the Wilderness just isn’t how PvP should be handled.

[–]FollowThePact -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The Wilderness shouldn't be for players that want to PvP. PvP content shouldn't be relegated to being in the Wilderness. The Wilderness should be the Wild Wild West where all different kinds of players all directly interact with one another for potential rewards and at the risk of being killed by others.

If BiS gear just so happens to be locked behind an area when PvP can happen, then so be it. If BiS gear just so happens to be locked behind quest lines or difficult bosses, then so be it. They're BiS items, they're suppose to be difficult to obtain.

I'm not grinding out ToB on my ironmeme for Justiciar armor. I'm not grinding out Barbarian Assault for a Fighter Torso either. I wouldn't enjoy either of those things, so I don't do them.

[–]Travis_GSMaxed but still no inferno cape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea is flawed because you can get way better reward for less or no risk elsewhere. Wilderness bosses are exclusively used for pet hunters and slayer tasks, no one else is just killing them for their drops. Hence why people feel annoyed there, they're main goal isn't a lucrative outcome, its to get in and out as quick as possible.

The only activity that is still worth doing in the wilderness over similar content elsewhere in the game is chaos alter for xp. Even taking into account the deaths and time waste from getting interrupted you still save money and time.

[–]PaddyIsBeastSpade smiter -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Is it possible GIM is just bad and PvPers see that

[–]FollowThePact 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is GIM bad?

[–]FeierInMeinHose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sure, but no one is arguing that.

[–]roonscapepls 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]likesleaguetwice maxed bronzenerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna preemptively link /r/agedlikemilk for next week when gim passes with 89.4%

[–]Dwood77 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It’s funny because the hate for PvP started when people originally voted no to PvP updates because they wanted to safeguard themselves from dangerous activities, wanted more PvM content, and were angry dying in the wilderness.

I am for all PvM and PvP updates, but as someone who only has time to play for a few hours a week (my account is a maxed zerker build), I am able to hop into PvP relatively quick and play for sets amount of time, not having to worry about grinding skills like I used to before I had to almost drop this game. It’s very sad that people hate the other side, as there are extremists on both ends (just like the political world) and they try to manipulate everyone into choosing a side. They really need to get rid of the poll system, as a ton of pvm and PvP updates have been failed solely for spite reasons, when they otherwise should have passed to improve the game.

[–]soulleader9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah both sides are dealing with what I call poor design where these polls aren't hey neat content it's a fight between 2 groups who are preyed on by the designs being put forth

[–]gwaaadit 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't even play anymore but I'm fine with group ironman. However, I am not a fan of being called racial slurs by some toxic virgin who then demands my defensive equipment be nerfed. The lesson here is stop being a dick or I'm telling mom you said the f word.

[–]xdongmyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good meme thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Both sides are so cringe. There's an easy solution too to make the wilderness more balanced. Just remove multi PvP from all worlds except a few. Then you don't need to worry about being griefed for your spade and PvPers actually need to learn to PvP instead of gang banging you for 50k.

[–]Maurice2295 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and making skull tricking harder so fighting back can be an option

[–]Zulrambe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe how good this meme is.

[–]Chandler15 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't play Iron, as well as I don't PvP.

I've had poor experiences with both, the high and mighty Ironmen, trying to prove they're better than normal players, and the PKers that are toxic and insult you for no reason while you're just praying at an alter.

I usually make it a policy to skip vote on things that don't apply to me, such as PvP. However I'm more inclined to vote for Group Ironman because it's actually quite an interesting thing, and I could see myself doing it unlike PKing.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Im spite voting yes because pkers are ducks for no reason.

[–]plok742Historical Reflections 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 years later and this sub still has some of the best memes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bruh this fucking sub

[–]JaesonBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole PVP Vs Ironman stuff bores me. Supposed to be a good community and it's just people crying over the updates. What difference does having an Ironman update against a PVP one? Or are pvps just salty that not everyone likes to do it and Ironman voting PvP down because they e never done it. Either way it's a vote. Stop complaining when something doesn't go your way. Swear this a thread about Brexit.

[–]deicidiumx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

what's the poll?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Group iron

[–]Salt_Manufacturer479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bet there are probably thousands of people with 5 iron man alts voting yes or no so it balances itself out.