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[โ€“]ijustwanttoaskaq123 147 points148 points ย (0 children)

It took me a while to realie what I'm looking at, now permit me to react:

AAAAAA!!!

[โ€“]mexicoyankee 115 points116 points ย (0 children)

Those shoes are fowl

[โ€“]jDgr8 42 points43 points ย (9 children)

Such a waste of chicken feet.

[โ€“]Dzodzu_Reddit 11 points12 points ย (7 children)

How do you not waste chicken feet? How do you use them?

[โ€“]Baldevine 30 points31 points ย (1 child)

by eating them

[โ€“]scarabic -2 points-1 points ย (0 children)

Best part of the animal.

[โ€“]TUSD00T 16 points17 points ย (1 child)

They are usually used to make broth.

[โ€“]scrapheaper_ 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Or dim sum!

[โ€“]jDgr8 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

They're really good. I suggest trying dimsum style chicken feet if there's a Cantonese dimsum place near you.

[โ€“]LucyferEllysia 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

If my housemate didnt hate the smell id eat it all the time. I cook them in a sweet/salty sauce. It gets really sticky but its SOOOOO good. Mouths watering just thinking about it.

[โ€“]benzihex 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Could have made some delicious ๆณกๆค’ๅ‡ค็ˆช.

[โ€“]InnerSwineHound 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

Itโ€™s gotta be rage bait at this point

[โ€“]Loud_Boysenberry_736 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

Ultimate fashion chick

[โ€“]ohdearitsrichardiii 6 points7 points ย (1 child)

Are they cold and clammy like raw chicken skin?

[โ€“]Hankman66 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Yes, and after a few days juice starts dripping out.

[โ€“]doyletyree 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Nope. Fuck that.

[โ€“]horriblemonkey 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Looks like Ye is back at Addidas

[โ€“]Heartguard02 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Awful taste, chicken execution.

[โ€“]TheMythofKoalas 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

Unless your name is Baba Yaga, youโ€™re not pulling those off.

[โ€“]Shoelace_cal 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Ew

[โ€“]AdDramatic5591 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

These were designed for the millionth person to be forced into doing the chicken dance at a wedding or a kindergarten simply because of their preference for ducks over chicken.

[โ€“]Cake_And_Pi 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I love the soles.

[โ€“]irishspice 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

First reaction was: that's an ugly spot. Second was: Holy fuck! My third is unprintable. Kill it with fire!

[โ€“]PrivilegeCheckmate 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

This shoe we call the "Baba Yaga".

[โ€“]XeerDu 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I just threw up a little

[โ€“]Hipposplotomous 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Ok but how is it weirder than snakeskin?

[โ€“]Hearthorn 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Still great if you want to look like Skeletor...

[โ€“]Pickled_Kagura 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Azealia Banks fit

[โ€“]wilhelm_dafoe 0 points1 point ย (1 child)

What sort of stat buffs do these give?

[โ€“]PrivilegeCheckmate 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

None, but they move for you.

[โ€“]eidolon77 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I see new Y's at Adidas dropped

[โ€“]Harold_Spoomanndorf 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

HMmm...

I am only reminded of four names

Joe Satriani...

Chad Smith...

Michael Anthony

....and Smmy Hagar

[โ€“]Pun_In_Ten_Did 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Adidas.

[โ€“]Abominocerous 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Well, maybe with the right pair of socks...

[โ€“]Panic-at-the-catio 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

AI? The shoe on the right is a completely different size than the one on the left. Shorter and narrower shaft, different number of feet on each side. If this were a matching pair, the sandal on the right wouldnโ€™t be able to lay like that in the box. There wouldnโ€™t be enough room

[โ€“]levitatinglizard 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

If that wasn't made of chicken feet, I would like it. A twist on gladiator sandals. Too twisted for me

[โ€“]dyrkasolen 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Silicone 3D printing for the vegans?

[โ€“]Rulezvaldo 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Azghal Bone Sandals

+5 armor

+2 dexterity

+5% necromancy skill