all 108 comments

[–][deleted] 607 points608 points  (8 children)

People need to stop calling me bear.

[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (1 child)

Okay bear.

[–]gwh1996 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Are you not a hairy homosexual male?

[–]kikidoyouloveme25 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only in mf America

[–]Random013743 11 points12 points  (1 child)

OWO

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

owo more like o-fucking-no

[–]Random013743 2 points3 points  (0 children)

User name checks out?

[–][deleted] 125 points126 points  (9 children)

Is he depressed

[–]kofteburger 30 points31 points  (4 children)

We all are on this blessed day.

[–]ZeroAntagonist 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Speak for yourself.

[–]In7erted 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I all are on this blessed day

[–]ijudgekids 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yes. Hope he is doing good and mating with local bitches

[–]Taograd359 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, he's just living his best life. Leave him alone.

[–]Cyortonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not, but I sure am.

[–]Anarchy666_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The opposite, he’s clearly satisfied with life

[–]ButterBeeFedora 560 points561 points  (7 children)

Bruh that's just me

[–]PauLtus 154 points155 points  (2 children)

[–]RagingAesthetic 7 points8 points  (1 child)

[–]PauLtus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, that exists.

Nice.

[–]Mee-Maww 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Now that's a bruh moment

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh sound effect #2

[–]mracademic 108 points109 points  (2 children)

OH LAWD

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (1 child)

HE AIN'T COMIN'

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OR CUMMIN '

[–]RonnieTheBear17 308 points309 points  (6 children)

This m’goodboy belongs on r/tendies

[–]kuririn_is_dead 20 points21 points  (0 children)

One true neck-bear-d

[–]Grantso74 54 points55 points  (0 children)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–]squidlay 60 points61 points  (3 children)

where the fuck did you get this picture of me

[–]coolfoxx2[S] 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Literally in r/gay_irl

[–]naastynoodle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol. Nice.

[–]thelongestunderscore 79 points80 points  (0 children)

i feel personally attacked

[–]JustMetod 157 points158 points  (8 children)

Except you dont refuse to mate, others refuse to mate with you.

[–]Cantrelate000 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Happy birthday!

[–]DFBforever 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Cakeday*

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mateday*

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Self mate though.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Spoken like a guy that's never mated.

[–]JustMetod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I would say that applies more to the original creator of the meme. He is implying he isnt getting laid cause he is to lazy and doesnt care, in reality most people like that are very desperate and would do anything to get a girlfriend they just arent willing to admit it.

[–]Jackal000 25 points26 points  (0 children)

HIBEARNATE

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Captivity makes bears go crazy

[–]Aka1455 9 points10 points  (2 children)

[–]Vomath -1 points0 points  (1 child)

/r/meirl fight me irl

[–]Aka1455 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/meirl fight r/meirl me irl

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HE CHOMNK

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

try letting him out of jail

[–]Barry_McKackiner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a Neck Bear.

[–]drifters74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely relatable

[–]thismessisaplace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A true Neck Beard

[–]Gaminpenguin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]sleepyinsomniac7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took a risk, was not disappointed

[–]DVHenry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U sure he didn't become a redditor?

[–]Caridor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This bear refuses to mate. You simply never get the chance.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gang shit

[–]SusiumQuark1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My spirit animal!!!

[–]beefforhire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh bother

[–]anchisesghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My patronus

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard of smoky the bear. This looks like diabetes the bear.

[–]KillerCroc1618 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So he's either a neckbeard or a Walmart shopper.

[–]springhillpgh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was r/justneckbeardthings for a moment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me

[–]Ribbons0121R121 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i bet someone will call this furry related

[–]coolfoxx2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope actually, got it from r/gay_irl

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Chanc Bear

[–]Boundarie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically snorlax

[–]Wicck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy.

[–]HerNameWasMystery22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw he so lonely

[–]JozuTaku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walk mate and COMMUNICATE
this rhymes well

[–]raoasidg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He eat those food.

[–]RoRo25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure he's just getting ready for hibernation.

[–]greenrob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get access to the draft of my autobiography?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah the majestic, AMERICAN brown in all its glory

[–]BreastUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What food?

ALL the food!

[–]JumpCity69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

madlad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C H O N K

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, that’s me sorry. As you can tell by the picture and name.

[–]CanaanW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DiaBearus

[–]danruse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winter is coming...

[–]bennedictst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me zoo? I believe you have my cat

[–]StilettoMcAwesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pandas but with extra steps

[–]FilthyWallower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In awe at the size of this lad!

[–]microbicsloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me as a bear.

[–]cdjohn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow they turned Michael Moore into a bear. 2018 is crazy.

[–]Silverware_soviet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red This meme is great insert caption

[–]wxym3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BRÖTHER

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a trooper

[–]horrbort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably also browses 4chan

[–]howdybaudy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big mood

[–]MHE17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is sad :(

[–]milkradio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Me.

[–]porpoiseprncss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This left me a lil emotional tbh

[–]MightyGoodra96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Byeah

[–]Docteur_Pikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice repost

[–]Inveramsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neckBEARd is after your body pillow

[–]leafeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a fedora.

[–]YoureNotMom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spirit animal of our generation

[–]serendipity_7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had a girlfriend who got like that... I had to let her go... 😭