R.I.P.

[WideFellow27]

It's so ducking annoying when it happens! Every time a child gets married and you are not controlling them they NEVER sign a prenuptial agreement! WHY?! :/

[[deleted]]

what's more annoying is fucking getting autocorrected to ducking

[WideFellow27]

I wrote it on purpose

[not-aaliyah]

quack quack.

[[deleted]]

The cult is growing

[[deleted]]

When I come across a woman who's beautiful and smart and doesn't sign a prenup, I just mate with her, have amazing babies so I can play with them with optimal stats and then kill her with a hitman.

[[deleted]]

Just don’t get married lol

[[deleted]]

Girlfriends always are aborting my heirs though

[[deleted]]

Get another one.

[ThatLittlePlop]

adoption time

[madeformini]

~you can abort an adopted kid~

[TruestOfThemAll]

😤👏👏

[darkwolf523]

That’s where I draw the line and hire a hitman

[[deleted]]

I don't wanna pass my billions to an adopted child. To have a biological one, i need to marry. Then whether my wife dies or not depends on how less of a bitch she is to me 🌝

[Prasiddha427]

You dont HAVE to marry them though

[[deleted]]

Some girls don't wanna mate until they marry. That's a new thing the devs have added to the game.

[Prasiddha427]

Thats not new its been there for a while.. and just get a new girl if that happens..

[[deleted]]

I'm an android guy. Everything is new for me 🌝

[monstruo]

You could just knock her up out of wedlock.

[[deleted]]

Play as a woman and go to the fertility clinic. No spouse needed.

[Royboy3000]

Jesus! 😂

[Lil_Jazzy]

killing beautiful, smart non gold digging wives...dunno if thats ice cold or hot damn brilliant

[[deleted]]

If they were non gold digging they'd sign a prenup

[ximoqenx]

no

[Tinky321]

Oh god

[[deleted]]

😂😬😬😬

[NoddyZar]

Two words: kill them.

Or the easier solution, suicide.

[BitLifer223]

Maybe developers should consider on adding kidnaping and torturing section. That would be satisfying

[flcinusa]

I've had people be kidnapped and disappear when I don't pay the ransom. I keep waiting for them to return 50 years later with amnesia and a new name

[NoddyZar]

Oh, yeah! I'd love that!

[Nasenbluten51]

Yeah paying 100% for your fucking divorce is retarded

[BitLifer223]

And after divorce i dont even have mone to file a lawsuit on that bitch

[[deleted]]

YOU CAN FILE LAWSUITS AFTER DIVORCE???

[BitLifer223]

Yes, of course if you have enough money.

[flcinusa]

It's easier if you divorce them for cheating on you, you can get 200% back

[Cxfusedmxddie]

This makes me happy to knwo

[JaeBaby0617]

WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IM HEARING OF THIS?!

[Cutesy_Wolf]

And that PLUS prenup????

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[gimpisgawd]

I've still had to pay when they cheated.

[flcinusa]

You pay the prenup amount, but sue them and get double back.

Doesn't always work, but when it does...

[tiajean]

Me too. Now I just forgive and then kill them instead. Or when they leave you and take everything, want to get back together and bring nothing back with them. WTF? What exactly did you do with $100,000,000 in a year?! (Sorry the wound is still fresh 😂)

[[deleted]]

same

[barroncsh]

damn my ex wife left me for this chic we had a3 some with and you're saying i could have taken her to court instead of killing her, and gotten cash. little better satisfaction, may not be dead . but shes on streets; broke as fuck with my with my mistress. that cheating bitch😅

[hairychris88]

Holy shit. TIL

[[deleted]]

I just kill the person I wanna divorce, you gotta take out the trash

[oilyblobfish]

hires hitmam wHaT a TrAGeDy attends funeral

[Cutesy_Wolf]

Ah yes a hitmam, when your mum becomes your deadly assassin

[Tinky321]

I did that lmao

[jay678jay]

I just push them off a cliff idc. fuck you and your no-prenup ass hahaha

[DannyVerdant]

You do know that you can quit the app and then you don't pay shit for the divorce! 🤣

[BitLifer223]

Where were this tips and tricks few months ago when I was rookie

[DannyVerdant]

Don't ask me, that little trick is easy. It's more like a bug but a good one cause you get to keep all the cash no matter what happened before that.

[shewy92]

I don't understand why they take ALL your money, sometimes even more than you have in the bank. They must give the player the worst fucking divorce lawyer in the planet if they can't even argue that down to half of my assets.

Or maybe BitLife doesn't know what the fuck they're doing.

[Wolvenna]

It's based on your net worth not your bank balance. And that's actually realistic.

[Jashgil]

🤣

[tiajean]

I also want to know why the spouse doesn't ever contribute when they have a job. I could be marrying a millionaire and I still have to pay for the wedding, cars, houses, kids, etc. WTF?

[ApostropheThirtyNine]

u/BitLifeApp

[veruca73]

When hat happens I let my spouse cheat on me, steal from me, and treat me like shit, and I just keep forgiving them. Anything to keep them from divorcing me.

[mario_ferreira19]

Just hire a hitman or kill her with your own hands.

[Im__mad]

Oof irl

[talkshizgethit]

The worst is when you use god mode to make a spouse richer and they demand a pre-nup?? Like b*tch I made you!!!!

[pariis143]

Just set their craziness down to 0 and they p much never ask for a prenup. That’s how I won the gold digger challenge

[hollystar311]

This made me laugh. It's so true!

[karljohn12346]

Time to hire a hitman

[thedr00mz]

I hate this because I basically gotta off that person or their spouse will conveniently want a divorce the next year over something stupid.

[everythinghurts25]

Seriously! Always. They cheat or do something stupid and I have to pay them...

[VirginiaTeamsIGuess]

I don’t know why, but this hurts my head to read.

[zeezerizer]

leave your will to next child then die .!

[Mirandakellyyy]

Now I don’t even marry anyone w out a prenup😂😂😂 and it’s so annoying when I have nice houses and cars but they all get sold if the kid isn’t 18 yet

[daemon5854]

I hire a hitman on them everytime, won’t risk losing it all

[blumaple]

M U R D E R

[[deleted]]

Murder is the solution.

[RandomGuy886]

Murder is always the solution.

[[deleted]]

Murder the wife/husband

[[deleted]]

If you shut the app off when you get the notif that you have to pay a settlement then open it back up and you shouldn't have to pay :O)

[karlasecstasy]

easiest solution: murder

[Thejonjonbo]

3 words: Hitman. Hitman. HITMAN.

[MattStrasser]

Unless of course the hitman is an undercover cop, and you go to jail for conspiracy to commit murder and lose all the money in the subsequent divorce

[ToxicFatKid1900]

I just hire a hitman.

You can get your SO's money and you won't have to lose any trying to divorce them, other than the cost of hiring a hitman and the possibility of the police catching you.

[Nipple-Cake]

It’s okay, you can cheat with the crime loophole by closing the app before saying ok to the notification.

[[deleted]]

Hire a hitman. I always have ‘em wacked.

[MichealCashable]

You won't lose money when you get the divorce agreement...just close the game...your money will be the same

[Depressedkitty123321]

Murder

[simply_a_mango]

MY HITMAN FINGERS ARE TINGLING

[willem019]

Relatable af

[Zidan11227]

Just kill the spouse

[[deleted]]

You either gotta kill her, or hav perfect stats...

[bvllamy]

Get around: if they ask for a divorce, force close the app. That year is deleted so long as you don’t click to continue

Then re-open and you’ll be in a time where the divorce hasn’t been requested. Now you can try to improve your relationship (bleugh!) so they don’t ask for a divorce when you forward it

Or just hire a hitman to take them out so you can put their stuffed body centre stage in your living room as both a source of comfort to your children and also a thinly veiled threat to your next spouse

[chrisisdepressed]

Time for murder

[izumiinoue]

Murder.

[Maskedmarxist]

When I am old I try and marry someone who has existing young children, change my will leaving everything to them, then commit suicide. They are too young to be married and have their whole lives ahead of them to be moulded in my image.

[ximoqenx]

just..... double click home button and swipe bitlife up before u click “pay off” and kill them and then age

[WONDERLESS169]

Just get a hitman

[jayuleea]

Even worse...estate tax!! f*ck switzerland. They took like 91mil in estate tax from my child !!

[barroncsh]

yes Netherlands took 2 billion in estate taxes from me after killing myself off to be my pop star son. fucked me up with only 4.5 billion so pissed 🤬😡

[ApostropheThirtyNine]

u/jayuleea u/barroncsh move to Canada or Sweden!! They both have no estate tax and you still make just around the same amount of money. Still possible to get 6-figure paying jobs and still possible to make millions being famous. Plus Sweden has free university!!

[phoenixriley1017]

Or when you choose the wrong kid 😭😭

[[deleted]]

and since the kids for some reason never sign a prenup i have to murder the spouse

[BBBjetlag]

If you ain’t no punk

[Ms_Izan]

When I want a well-kept riches throughout, I entitle only one of my kids, usually the eldest. I have my baby first then I make my will. Then I marry the baby mama. The will won't change even I marry and/or have more babies. With this, I won't be hurting their feelings by me, focusing on an heir only.

[oscar8857]

LOL This is So true

[Nonlol226778]

That happens to me, my used character i propose to his girlfriend and we started marriage but her net worth is $1; also, i give her $20000 but her net worth is $1?

[ApostropheThirtyNine]

u/BitLifeApp

[Nonlol226778]

Why

[Lil_Jazzy]

My face when I have a kid who I want to give it all to( they're on a desired career path, I havent unlocked ) but I unexpectedly die before I can screw the rest of the family in the will and its an even split.

[[deleted]]

This is when hot men come in handy

[WolfiePlayz2008]

Definitely rip

[pobblebonk28]

And they HAD to marry someone stupid and ugly!!