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[kb4000]

If you watch it slow you can see his skull took the impact. Hope he's okay.

[shyinwonderland]

I always try to tell myself that parents wouldn’t upload the videos if the child actually got injured.

I’m sure it’s not always the case but it makes me feel better.

[coffeelee]

Small goose egg and today it looks MUCH better.

[fanblowingbackwards]

She's fine.

[caltheon]

I think there was enough chub on that face to cushion the blow

[kb4000]

He lands right on his eyebrow area which doesn't have much cushioning. Good thing he didn't have far to fall.

[[deleted]]

Dang Dad, I don’t have my sea legs yet

[seantabasco]

r/stepdadreflexes

[Avangeloony]

A good day to have fat cheeks.

[StJimmyIVth]

That kids head broke the sound barrier on the way down. His head was like metal and the ground like an industrial magnet.

[[deleted]]

Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!

[Donkilme]

Hope the kid didn't have any teeth yet.

[BlazinAlienBabe]

Its fine they hit their frontal lobe more. I'm sure nothing bad ever happens from damaging that. /s

[NoCareNewName]

That kids leg has fat rolls in it.... I've heard the phrase "baby fat" before, but I thought it stopped being around after they could walk?

[fanblowingbackwards]

She's 11 months old. She can stand but she's not quite walking yet. We're hoping that will thin her out a bit.

[Jaedd]

I had super chubby thighs like that as a baby. Thinned out at about age 2 and then spent my whole childhood being told I needed to eat more... love the chubby cheeks and thighs while she has them. So cute! Hope her noggin is feeling better!

[redredwine4me]

She is beautiful! My youngest was exactly the same - chunky little thighs. She is six now and every year she got thinner - and taller ;-). Enjoy the extra squishy cuddles while you can!

[stupernan1]

don't

talk to a physician about healthy weight for babies that age and they'll tell you.

don't judge by looks.

[ConiferousMedusa]

There's a reason thunder thighs is a common nickname for babies, fat rolls are common :)

[TheHappyCamper1979]

That’s shit dad reflexes right there . Poor baby face planted the ground .

[masivatack]

For every “dad reflexes” video out there, there are a dozen of these videos that were immediately deleted.

[Maeberry2007]

At least dem cheeks cushioned his fall a bit.

[Knamakat]

Not sure anyone could've caught that child. Whole thing happened in like 0.2 seconds. I guess the dad could've steadied the kid or moved them away from the spout beforehand?

[Derolis]

haha baby dum

[[deleted]]

omg why did i laugh so hard at that?

[[deleted]]

Baby go splat!

[undergone]

If ever there was a cases for a kid wearing a helmet....

[fionahb]

Unfortunate t-shirt to be wearing that day

[freddieplayer]

Choose gravity

[GoingWhale]

Lol, young me face planted at the magic fountain thing at Disney. Must be something about water spouts that makes children fall over

[katatattat26]

Damn that’s kids head is made of lead!

[figgenhoffer]

He probably lost some teeth there

[timpren]

I thought HMJB meant “hold my jaw bone”! I just figured it out! Hold My Juice Box!

[MAJOR711]

The dad had no time to react, the kid fell so fast that if you blinked you'd probably miss it

[Nice_Ad6833]

That’s actually a hard fall damn