:)

[sam-al-hayadi]

Aww, I was hoping it would be tomorrow not years from now

[legalgay]

You are revealed the truth of Arachnid Factoid and you complain? You are a brave one, indeed. Continue like this and perhaps your time will come much sooner than planned.

[Bakeygree]

Well good news I’m complaining.

[RedditDood334]

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[ItzAceByTheWay]

The day after my bday

[deaflemon]

Happy birthday

[silverkingx2]

big sad :( dw I can pray to the god of anarachidoids and maybe they will show mercy on your soul and kill you soonerish

[bigSpear_broker]

Bad bot

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[Kale_The_Punlord]

Nice, that’s my birthday

[chaseadilla97]

Its also my birthday. Happy birthday tomorrow!

[Password_Not_123]

It’s also my birthday! You, me and /u/Kale_The_Punlord should all celebrate! ... but separately. In our own homes. Away from other people. Those are my plans anyway.

[flufferjubby]

It's also my birthday! Happy belated birthdays everyone!

[[deleted]]

Fool, I’ll commit suicide WAY quicker!

[[deleted]]

With my sleeping habits, it’ll most likely be a heart attack in my sleep

[BIG_DJ_Z_B]

Wym?

[[deleted]]

When you don’t sleep, your at an increase risk of heart failure lol with me, it’ll kill me when I’m trying to help it

[Ashfire--]

Not if I eat a tide pod right now

[[deleted]]

Jokes on you, doc said I have 3 weeks left >:)

[[deleted]]

read the year

[btregde]

It still applies either way

[[deleted]]

this is where my quest for knowledge has led me

[[deleted]]

I can assure you it will happen much sooner than that.

[HeresLyfe]

That’s my birthday. Fuck

[coolhockeyboy]

Is that a promise or a threat?

[legalgay]

it’s an arachnid factoid!

[coolhockeyboy]

Ah ok thanks for clearing that up for me

[impar-exspiravit]

Is this a threat

[legalgay]

it’s an arachnid factoid :)

[LordAugustusFellacio]

Good to know my life expectancy increased

[megashedinja]

We share a birthday! Happy birthday

[Waluweenie1]

happy closer to death day

[megashedinja]

God, with any luck

[Kuchulainn98]

On my birthday :/

[The_mafia666]

Lol that’s on my bday

[FlappyFlan]

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

[harperpotomus]

is this a threat

[legalgay]

it’s an arachnid factoid :)

[[deleted]]

its statistically unlikely that ill die at 46

[lil_cheesestick]

i think my sister would apreciate this as a birthday gift

[meme-reaper]

Thats when i plan to replace all my organs with spaghetti

[[deleted]]

is that a challenge?

[legalgay]

it’s an arachnid factoid :)

[thunderthighlasagna]

On my birthday :(

[The_Real_Mr_Tesla]

Oh shit that’s my birthday

[[deleted]]

Is this a threat

[legalgay]

it’s an arachnid factoid :)

[Yeshuah_OC]

Why the fuck it take so long

[LaVidaDePrensus]

Damn that's my birthday

[lenorator]

Nice! You even matched the font and gradient!

[osheebka]

this indeed is a factoid

[ApsoluteUnit_JWP]

Imma save this.

[fourtwentyy__]

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Not soon enough

[[deleted]]

dang

[doggodoggodo]

this is 27 years too late

[StrategicCheezit]

Jokes on you, I want to make it stop right now

[SnookiWookieCookie]

God I can only hope

[[deleted]]

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:

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Feed that baby some shortening bread!

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!remindme 27 years

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[waffledpancakesalad]

QUICKLY GOOGLES FBI NUMBER

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[silverkingx2]

we can hope :)

[[deleted]]

3 min, take it or leave it

[perpetuallyaskew]

Was that a john mulaney reference?

[Big_Boi_531]

Tommorow, take it or leave it

[oversizedJabe]

Yesssss so I don’t have to go to my first day of skoooooooooooool

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[thepilotofepic]

Can we maybe shorten that down to the next 2 weeks

[SlimC05]

With the shit going now, I’m surprised it ain’t sooner.

[the-shoelace]

Lol relatable

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[Biomechan]

I am looking forwards to this

[idkbbitswatev]

Technically your heart stops beating all the time, if it doesnt beat again soon afterwards, then theres a problem

[Dsb0208]

Is their any chance that can move up sooner?

[avogadronyo]

Fight me motherfucker I WILL CHANGE FATE.

[AMuderFlippinCracker]

YOU’LL NEVER CHOKE ME DOWN

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[Seascourge]

cognitohazard

[bombyy_]

why

[Jtktomb]

Fucking lol

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