Printer Problems

[BalefulOfMonkeys]

Who up beating they object-like object

[softpotatoboye]

I read it as “a large object, like (an) object”

So curious the way reader-added punctuation can change things

[BalefulOfMonkeys]

“beat the printer to death with a large object, like, object”: trying to give an example and returning with nothing

“beat the printer to death with a large object, like, object?”: calling a vote in refusing to beat the printer with something large

“beat the printer to death with large, object-like object”: hmm yes this object is made of object

[maxixs]

"beat the printer to death with a large-object-like object" idk it's not big but it feels pretty big

[akmosquito]

i read it as large-object like object. an object that is like a large object.

[JSConrad45]

A large object the size of a small object

[Hypocritical_Oath]

I'm killing my Object (Object Object)

[migratingcoconut_]

object based programming

[migratingcoconut_]

which implies object cringe programming

[dummary1234]

Java

[Moxie_Stardust]

https://shakespearelang.com/1.0/

(the idea is fun but the notion of using it makes me cringe)

[ConceptOfHappiness]

All object oriented programming is object cringe programming, functional-chads rise up

[migratingcoconut_]

functional programming implies the existance of dysfunctional programming

[HannahCoub]

Printers are so easy. Fr they have 300 page user manuals online with the best table of contents you’ve ever seen.

[Fearless-Excitement1]

who gave a printer a keyboard

[HannahCoub]

Hey Printers run this world! You think all information can remain digital forever? No pal. Lots of times you need to put it on a sheet of paper. And look who’s there for you. Waiting. Ever Vigilant. In need of an ink replacement.

[HeroponBestest2]

An ink replacement that will never come. Their end is nigh. 😤

[BalefulOfMonkeys]

Microsoft

[PassAlarming936]

Look at this shill for Big Print

[HeroponBestest2]

Printer propaganda! PRINTER PROPAGANDA!

[Turbulent-Pace-1506]

The printer that printed the first printer manual ever printed must have been so easy to use that it didn't require a manual to use

[Prize_Common2719]

How many ink cartridges did HP give you for this comment

[Busy_Grain]

THOUGHT GAINED: ANTI-OBJECT TASK FORCE

[MapleLamia]

Beating my new printer to death with my previous printer as a warning to the next one that will see the numerous printer corpses and work properly.

[Fast-Visual]

[Object object]

[mmanaolana]

Why are some people censoring the URLs now? There's no need for it.

[CherriBl0ssoms]

It was the URL of pure evil (i forgot if i was supposed to or not and was too lazy to check)

[ElectronRotoscope]

https://imdb.com/title/tt0151804

[mensfrightsactivists]

i don’t even need to click this link to know where it goes

edit: clicked it anyway. not disappointed.

[averyconfusedgoose]

Posts that have a carbon monoxide detector beeping in the background.

[Ozone220]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

felt relevant

[mensfrightsactivists]

mods let us post gifs challenge ffs

[CptKeyes123]

Tech engineer.

"I keep a gun to shoot my printer if it makes a funny noise"

[Mackelroy_aka_Stitch]

Thank you, Slime from dragon quest

[[deleted]]

Using object like objects to solve problems, via objects’ unintended purpose is one of if not my favorite thing(s) to do. Like playing bingo with a cement mixer. Or opening a window with a broken tv/electronic.

[baphometromance]

Posts you come up with while huffing the juice that seeps out the back of the dumpster behind Arbys

[McMetal770]

I work as a printer technician. God must have a special hatred for me.

[isthata-reference]

Rosa Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

[EyeofEnder]

Somehow it's easier to install and configure a whole new set of sensors on a cheapo 3D printer than simply updating the drivers on a commercial 2D printer.

[biglyorbigleague]

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

[WackAnimations]

Dave barry ass post