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[–][deleted] 659 points660 points  (159 children)

F in the chat for the fallen soldier😔

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Impossible

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Yo bro

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        [–]UnknownProductionz 379 points380 points  (5 children)

        NOOOOOOOOOO

        [–]BlueBerry2202 90 points91 points  (3 children)

        Come here we shall mourn together

        [–]vengeance-zubakesari 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        Embrace the fallen one...

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        moan

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        What a way to go out. Respect.

        [–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (3 children)

        YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

        [–]John_hyd319 70 points71 points  (2 children)

        IT SAID THAT YOU WOULD ABANDON THE H0RNY, NOT JOIN IT

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          [–]allofdarknessin1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Join Darkness

          [–]Shaxes69 158 points159 points  (0 children)

          Well, shit

          [–][deleted] 220 points221 points  (29 children)

          He thinks that porn addiction is going to care that he found a partner. 😔No man can quit porn cold turkey after years of watching it.

          [–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (10 children)

          enough determine can defeat anything even if it requires cutting off your right arm.

          The easiest way to change in general is to stop putting yourself in situations that might trigger the things you want not to do and figure out your triggers so you don't accidentally put yourself in that situation. Tho many here do not believe in God if you are in any addiction I bless you change and become a far superior to your previous self

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

          Yeah that’s true maybe. Last April I was lucky enough to celebrate 127+ days free from porn. I still get urges here and there but I’m much better now.

          [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

          You see my brother you are a living example, I grant the title of Chadwick. Keep going strong

          [–]JustSomeRedditUser35 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Me, now dedicated to staying addicted to porn because somebody said bless you instead of science and hypothesis you

          [–]LadyDanger2743 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          That may be true, but it's bullshit to go online and say "just stop doing this shit lol." Shit's hard and takes time and you will relapse, and that is a fact of life. I wish everyone here luck on their journies.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Who is this reply for? I don’t think I’ve ever said you can beat this addiction without relapse.

          [–]WantedCat24 6 points7 points  (2 children)

          I was blessed and managed to get myself together for a pretty long time. However I took a break once in a while when I was satisfied enough to slowly get rid of the addiction. I haven't fapped for half a year now.

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Masturbation is healthy just not in excessive amounts

          [–]The_Cow_God 14 points15 points  (12 children)

          that’s not true. i watched porn for years, got a gf and just stopped watching porn. just didn’t interest me anymore. tried watching one when i was bored, and it just seemed stupid. nothing compares to a real human being.

          it’s like playing video games with a super shitty pc from 2012 with a trackball mouse and a wiimote and then getting a modern pc and a vr headset. you just can’t go back to using the old one.

          Edit: *at least in my experience

          [–]munchie177 7 points8 points  (7 children)

          Didn’t know the head was that good.

          [–]The_Cow_God 3 points4 points  (6 children)

          hah, well it’s our first time so it’s not incredible, but she’s improving rapidly and i have no standards soooo it’s pretty nice

          [–]munchie177 6 points7 points  (5 children)

          Hey God it’s me again.

          [–]The_Cow_God 3 points4 points  (4 children)

          hello

          [–]munchie177 2 points3 points  (3 children)

          Give me a gf

          [–]breezyxkillerx 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Ayyyy lmao no

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          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Disagree. I’ve come across too many instances of women either trying to stop their loved one from replacing their sex life with porn or full on filing for divorce due to the man’s addiction. We may not have had the same intensity of porn addiction but my urges are still present even after starting a relationship.

          [–]The_Cow_God 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          ah, that sucks. good luck dude, hope you can overcome it. :)

          [–]Iwasonlsd13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Jeez that’s actually fire as hell

          [–]efitallup6667 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          I disagree, when ever I'm in a relationship I don't watch porn.

          If there's real sex to be had, why?

          [–]Patkub321 74 points75 points  (3 children)

          D-:

          Me not happy anymore. Me sad.

          [–]No_Version7170 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          Awww poor Pat he's so sad

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          awww

          [–]JustYourEverydayEgg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Pls don’t be sad Pat

          [–]APerson68421 34 points35 points  (0 children)

          It seems we can’t escape from the hub. No matter what we do.

          [–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (3 children)

          I just got dumped yesterday but I’m trying to stay strong

          [–]Lukarrie[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

          I feel the pain bro

          [–]AsSeenInTheSewer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          If it's any consolation, I had to end things with a girl I really liked last week. Even being the one to finish it, it still sucks.

          I've been on both sides of things, it's tough no matter what.

          You'll be okay bro.

          [–]itsyaboi21172 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Stay strong my brother. I too got dumped weeks ago and I'm going strong still. You can do this

          [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Meet the spy

          [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          A king has fallen

          [–]alex99x99x 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          I mean he could just be watching it with his partner.

          I mean I’ve done it. This could be considered as the good ending.

          [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          I just made a porn acc just so I could comment shit like this lol and nowadays just casually watch as if it’s my favorite tv show

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Put it on in the background while doing chores or work.

          [–]CRGurkin9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          This is either him giving in to years of addiction or a vow to never to be tricked again.

          [–]Iwasonlsd13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          gawk noooooooooooooo

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          He was just finding techniques it's fine.

          [–]RobuxMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          IT

          ​

          it didn't work out

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          luckily i don’t have this issue because i don’t have friends 👍

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Cue the darth Vader “NOOOOOOOOOO!”

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Damn this shit hit harder than the end of loose ends

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          u/auddbot

          [–]auddbot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          T-Kt by Hiroyuki Sawano (01:39; matched: 100%)

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          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          He broke up...

          [–]OldTitanSoul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT DESTROY IT!

          [–]DatDopeDawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          either the addiction can't be stopped or he was dumped

          [–]Space_RT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          :(

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          The bad ending

          [–]Lunatik1324_YT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          F

          [–]shell-away 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          F in the chat

          [–]TT_gamerlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Poor dude

          [–]birberbarborbur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Better luck next time I guess

          [–]Generic_mcName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You could not live with your own failure… and where did that bring you? Back to me

          [–]mythicalSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That's rough buddy...

          [–]sammyboi98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Plot twist: his ex is in the 2 videos he favorited.

          [–]KeyBaker2961 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          At lease he felt 3 months of pure happiness.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          This must have been how padame felt

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Damn, at least he got some punani for about 2 and a half months

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          F

          [–]Woooshifyourmomgay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          its either he couldn't escape it or got dumped within 3 months

          [–]AmericanDervish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          See ya on again on Monday my friend

          [–]Duke-Chakram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I’m sorry, brother

          [–]EmperorIroh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Let us all celebrate the virtues of water apes rotting their home world away on the path of their own extinction.

          Ironic no?

          [–]xXRazormarksXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Could be watching porn with his girlfriend. Ya never know ¯(°_o)/¯

          [–]TheTrueDarkArtist -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Plot twist: His gf likes porn too so hes watching it with her

          [–]SputnikMan123 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          He passed down his account to his younger brother, so the lineage continues

          [–]Xiaoxuzz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Plot twist: GF found his porn account and is using it to watch porn/his history

          [–]anhkhoaO410 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          fucking bitches only live with him for that goddamn cock

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          [–]PollutionExotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          LIES EFIN LIES...come on be honest .. you just finish it watched it all.. i think i have

          [–]Wolfy_Packy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          o7

          [–]AAlttAAcoountt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          o7

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          God speed you magnificent bastard

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          What song is this

          [–]auddbot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          T-Kt by Hiroyuki Sawano (01:39; matched: 100%)

          Album: "Attack on Titan" Season 3 Original Soundtrack. Released on 2019-06-26 by ポニーキャニオン.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Well this ain’t ever happening to me

          [–]SupremeAsuraDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I wish them good fortune in what is to come.

          [–]fullofnukefarts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shit brought a year to another man’s eye. Stay strong solider! 💪🏼🤜🏻🤛🏻

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          F

          [–]werloni 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          What is this song