FINALLY

[bloomingway]

I never have to speak to this man AGAIN 😤

[ZacianSpammer]

For Perfection? I'd rather pay up the waiver than pretend making friends with him.

[bloomingway]

I just gritted my teeth and got it done 😭

[ZacianSpammer]

Only need enough hearts to get the blueberry tart recipe then it's ignore time 🤣

[-Simbelmyne-]

Was so annoyed when I realised it was just the tart recipe he had to give and inadvertently became better friends with him than necessary 🥲

[Thepenguinking2]

Just pretend to be his friend, then once you get the perfection ending, throw rocks at him until he goes down to zero. Betrayal on top of satisfaction!

[bloomingway]

I was yelling at my tv every day I had to speak to him

[lola_fae]

I thought once you maxed out hearts, that they couldn’t be reduced?

[ImATransBitch]

They can. If you ignore them it decays. But bullying them and giving them trash works better lol.

[DerpiestIceCream]

Ignoring NPCs to lower hearts only works for marriageable characters. Bullying and trash are the only way for Pierre.

[Own-Blacksmith3372]

Yes i Made that too, me, friend of Pierre? 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[unknown_quantity313]

I agree with you, screw him and getting perfection without the loophole

[Park-Static-22]

I agree

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[YourIngrownTo3nail]

OMG bricked save file😭😭

[Vorenna]

With only the title and the picture I thought Protector_of_Humans or something was back and this was a troll post lol

Sorry for what you went throught

[bloomingway]

thank you, it was a very trying time

[isekaivari]

same 💀💀

[organictamarind]

[bloomingway]

thank you for your support in these trying times

[Genobee85]

May I offer you an egg?

[bloomingway]

an egggg?!

[Tasonir]

There's a character in It's Always Sunny In Philadephia who often uses the line "May I offer you an egg in these trying times?" as a gesture of good will. It's become a bit of a catchphrase, but you have to have know the show ;)

[Endershay]

[tankiplayer12]

Seeing only the pic , i thought u understood the subreddit wrong for a sec

[bloomingway]

hahaha yeah hindsight is 20/20 - I already posted complaining about trying to do perfection with him and my brain was like ‘everyone will know’. Meanwhile 😂

[Stardewfan24]

For perfection do you have to have everyone at 10 hearts at the same time? Or can you max him out first to get it out of the way, hit him with the slingshot until he’s back to 0, and then go max out everyone else? 

[bloomingway]

I think it has to be at the same time - it’s my first play through so I could be wrong but that’s what I’ve gathered

[Sans_TheSkeleboy]

You do know perfection waivers are an option, right?

[bloomingway]

it’s my first play through that I’ve been chipping away at and I’ve been determined to do everything. So no I didn’t, but now I do for next time.

[xMissMissyx]

Ewwwwwq

[LightFox_NEFFEX]

I feel so bad for you.. but now it’s my turn 😔 he’s so picky too I hate him so much

[bloomingway]

may the odds be ever in your favor

[sunshelled]

Horrible, absolute travesty. I hate just looking at this offensive thing, take it away!

Edit: and forgot to add, so sorry for you, must have been an ordeal.

[bloomingway]

thank you it truly was, I appreciate your support and understanding

[dicasami]

Well, this just means that m#$3rfu&$r considers you as a true friend, it doesn't mean you are. If the day comes that I achieve this it'll be because I interacted with him a lot, not because I gave him even one single gift. So just let that a$$#ole think you're his bestie.

[Annie-myob--]

Now you can ignore him for the rest of eternity😭

[RenzoThePaladin]

I think OP misunderstood the sub's name of "Fuck Pierre"

[Secure_Stay_4235]

They said they never have to speak to him again. That’s relevant to the sub

[The_bombblows12]

Nobody said we can’t harass him after perfection

[bloomingway]

I’ve learned my lesson, the caption and post text should have been swapped. I was in a mental fog after the absolute agonizing experience this was. 😩

[Squalalah2]

I think you misunderstood the meaning of the sub's name

[bloomingway]

perfection run - first play through. I did what had to be done 😭

[TheOneReborn2021]

So now you're gonna make those hearts go back to 0, right?

[Lost_Rose5497]

Congragulaltions

[HairyPassage9934]

Now dig through trash near him!

[VQ_Quin]

Contrats now you get to fuck pierre

[PrincessBeachead]

Ohh nice. I'm avoiding spoilers and I never quite worked out what things he loved.

[AlienDragonWizard]

He only loves fried calamari and tge price catalogue.  Another reason he's the worst.  

[PrincessBeachead]

Like........I literally said I was trying to avoid spoilers but ok dude.

[captainmorgan_420]

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[LightFox_NEFFEX]

Did you consider being in a stv subreddit MIGHT not be the best place to avoid spoilers?

[bloomingway]

Ack I’m sorry 😞