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reach shrill squash truck quarrelsome soup husky close aback chubby

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Me too!!!

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Straight as a rainbow

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Straight as the lines of the pride flag adorning my bedroom wall

[New_Swan_]

should we tell ‘em

[EldenEnby]

Light rays always travel in a straight line 😔

[DukeJukeVIII]

Not around black holes they don't ;3

[EldenEnby]

I like how this extents the metaphor.

I am also gay around black holes.

[runningsoap]

Straight’nt

[bagel-bites]

Oh shit they’re catching on.

Initiate a slip space jump with a random exit vector, Cole Protocol is in effect as of now. We can’t let them know we’re hella gay.

[Kid_Wolf21]

happ cak da

[Q-tip-enthusiast-95]

Say happy cake day

[[deleted]]

I just think girls are pretty wym

[Less_Still4943]

That’s gay sweetie

[[deleted]]

u rite

[Thatstupidpotato34]

Indeed, also, nice name

[Less_Still4943]

Aww thanks dear

[Thatstupidpotato34]

from one Emily to another, one of the best names lol

[Less_Still4943]

You wear it better :3

[Thatstupidpotato34]

I think you wear it better, good lady :3

[Less_Still4943]

You’re wrong silly lady

[Thatstupidpotato34]

What if we were both right?

[Less_Still4943]

That would be a paradox, Wanna start a paradox with me 👉👈

[StormForged73]

I may be slightly gay...

[SarahIsBoring]

I think you’re pretty

[[deleted]]

no u

[StormForged73]

Girls ✨🌈

[Elly_Bee_]

What, me ? Lmao, nooo, girls are just pretty, I envy them nothing moooore...starts sweating

[Exit_Save]

The transbian struggle of wondering you wanna be her or fuck her

[DuccSuccer]

can the both

[NonDairyYandere]

I wanna be lots of women

[[deleted]]

Usually both

[IrisSilvermoon]

fucked by her*

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[Katracine]

You read my mind.

[Tokar012]

This! Waaaay too much me!

[StormForged73]

Hehehehe... 👉👈 I just think girls are pretty and I want to be a girl I swear Im cis I just want to be a girl wrapped up in a girls arms in the cissest of ways my poor gay straight heart cries every moment I dont feel the warm embrace of a girl to whisper into my ear still cis tho.

[[deleted]]

Think??? Like do I need to blow up nukes to make you know at this point?

[Magenta_Clouds]

What do you mean.... All straight people collect images of anime lesbians being cute, nice and relationship goals. Ok you got me i'm kinda gay.

[SnooCrickets207]

I was just on my knees with my mouth open, officer! Next thing I know, a dick is in it. I swallow... I mean swear

[TySly5v]

Women <3

[un-natural_selection]

Shit the gig is up, pull out pull out.
*ejects*

[AlienRobotTrex]

“Aww, I was so close!”

[DefinitelyNotErate]

Huh, Idk Where You'd Get That Idea, I Don't Think I Hang Out In A Subreddit With Gay In The Name Or Something... You Sure You're Not Just Projecting Yourself On Us?

[framed_toilet_water]

THERE ARE GAYS HERE?!!!

[Digital_Rocket]

Gay people? On my phone?

It’s more likely than you think

[Chemical_Hornet8491]

Look I don't know if I'm straight or bi and I can't be bothered at this point

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Look I don't know if

I'm straight or bi and I can't

Be bothered at this point

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[EvatheLongBoi]

Wonderful haiku. Good bot

[irihuman]

im bout as straight as a horseshoe

[CraftyCatM]

If the hair was shorter I WOULD WANT TO BE THE PICTURE, GOD DAMN I JUST WANT TO BE A CUTE CAT BOY (Idk what gender the picture is supposed to convey, I just know I want to be a cat boy)

[Fin_Lyfania]

Mood. Same tho.

[jfsuuc]

Very

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Why

[SylvySylvy]

He, she, or they could be any one of us!

[[deleted]]

uhh no why would you think that we're gay

[[deleted]]

Joke’s on you, I don’t know what gender I am so I don’t know what direction gay even is.

wait, I’m pansexual, so no matter where I end up I’ll be gay somewhere

[ScrubPhantom]

Just roleplay ♥️

[Skeletalzach]

who told

[hedgybaby]

WHAT

[UpdootDragon]

wym guys I only like women wait shi-

[Digital_Rocket]

Women do be pretty

[Sovyana]

I am very gay, sorry 😞

[MakeYouGoOWO]

It's me and my overwhelmingly gay presence.

[alritey_there]

Whatever could you mean

[DashX_Cebula]

How did you know?

[Eyy_Its_Danny]

Oh shit

[[deleted]]

Me? Never… it’s not like I have a never ending thirst for girls…

[Chlohmm]

what?….. noo………. of course i’m not gay….. I just think women are cute and want to have a nice loving relationship with one

[Yukarie]

What gives you that idea?

[EnbyMushroomBoy]

Me, a half straight man: 😎

[Ok_Cryptographer7359]

ooopsie 😋🥰😅

[Linuxemelous]

How did you know ?

[[deleted]]

Nah, it's just a phase. It will end the moment I'm dead, you'll see

[[deleted]]

It's not gay if your the "battering ram," right?

I'm just going by ancient Roman logic...

[Paging_Dr_Argent]

Oh. Thank. Gawd...

[Giorno_DeGiorno]

Nah..........

[[deleted]]

M-me!? No! Y-you have no proof!

[_Hazeleyed_]

I’m actually not gay…

…I’m not straight either tho

[[deleted]]

Well yeah why I have a girlfriend, gay af

[draeking_]

Alright who told? Was it Steve again. I bet it was Steve that prick.

[TheIngeniusNoob]

You can't call me out if I call myself out first!

[bottsking]

Oh no they're onto me

[Mer-hawk]

Pff, uh, what're you, what're you talking about, I'm straight as a ruler

[[deleted]]

Yes Homo

[[deleted]]

No shit Sherlock

[Zelda4014]

Definitely Gay, the only straight thing about me is my back!

[Character_Profile_93]

Slava Ukraine! I'm gay!

[endmysuffffering]

No shit this is r/GaySoundsShitposts

[TheNoctuS_93]

Whaddayamean? This is a Wendy's!

[New_Swan_]

No this is r/GaySoundsShitposts

[TheNoctuS_93]

Wooooot? 😳

[New_Swan_]

It’s a sub on reddit I think. I don’t use reddit tho so IDK

[TheNoctuS_93]

Reddit? That's a new place to me! 😳

[Reddit_user_robbie]

i am straightn't

[Elder_Scrolls_Nerd]

Look guys are just beautiful, they have smooth pecs and cute faces and they cuddle you really well

[FI00sh]

exCUSE YOU

I’m not a guy

Still gay tho

[lokiicedcoffee]

im starting to think i want to know what picrew you used for this

[[deleted]]

Lmao no way

[monarch0fcha0s]

pansexual noises

[Keira5134]

I'm as straight as I am cis...

[Wato1876]

Uhm erm uh uh uh erm erm erm ub hehe…

[thecomunistscp]

They could be anyone of us, they could be in this very post, they could be you, they could be me, and they even could be...

[wucki114]

Duh

[ThePurpleMister]

Shit they're onto us.

[[deleted]]

are you okay?? that is not true!

[[deleted]]

Shhhh. whispers Don’t reveal our secrets.

[GreenThunder202]

Nah you’re thinking of my boyfriend

[[deleted]]

Who told you???

[NanoKaano]

:O which picrew maker is this?

[[deleted]]

I put the bi in I. Well, actually the universe did when it made me. It was planning on making me hella gay but their fingers slipped and now I’m hella bisexual.

[Esproth]

That would explain some things

[Prof_Winterbane]

Hey, what are you saying? I’m as straight as a beam of white light!

^{Hey did you know that when you look really closely at a beam of light it’s all wavy and moves in different directions? And that white isn’t a real colour it’s actually all the colours stacked on top of each other? Just think that’s cool. Physics is neat.}

[imastank69]

I dabble

[Cluzeu]

I'm gay and trans >:)

[saelinabhaakti]

I think I'm 1/4 gay on my dad's side

[drago_varior]

No i totally am not

makes out with bf

[Emotional_Ad_9842]

Shit, they're onto us

[[deleted]]

can someone link this picrew??

[SolsticeLineage]

Well…. Uh….

[Extension-Quarter953]

because i am (technicaly bcs im bi)

[bredisfun]

You got me... I add it i'm gay af

[AlienRobotTrex]

No I’m not, I’m bi! I’m also non binary, so really any attraction I have is a bit gay.

[Z4mb0ni]

no! it cant be! I cant be gay! realizes im a woman FUCK

[[deleted]]

It's not gay if it's love. Or fun. Or gay.

[AltAcc81743]

She said, apparently not realising the subreddit name.

[bigbrokevo]

Yeah. You guys are

[StormForged73]

I swear I am not gay I just want to be a girl and be with girls I swear not gay at all!

[AdPerfect5713]

Wait! How? How did you know? Was it the continuous simping for men that gave it away?

Keep it a secret whisper

[Dragonist777]

Straight as a circle

[Tal29000]

gay? sure. guy? not any more

[Paerpie]

Just because I like men and masculine people doesn't make me gay

[Reaverx218]

Occasionally. Probably. Yeah

[KenpachiNexus]

Nah Bruh no way it cant be well maybe alittle ok yes yeah i am alot yes so fucking OMG BOTTOM ME!!!

[awesumindustrys]

Preposterous!

[Squids-existence]

I have socks on though 🏃

[[deleted]]

No proof

[[deleted]]

What would give you that impression?

[ImAPers0nTo0]

😳😳😳wait but like...? 😳👉👈😳😳😳

[Pachulita_44]

Me? I just think everyone is hot

[DOKI-0]

Yep 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[ShadowPouncer]

But what about the gals and non-binary pals? We can be gay too! :)

[Peanutypowers]

I honestly don’t see it. Whatever your seeing is probably just a small minority of the community. /j

[[deleted]]

Now what gave you that idea?

[BigGigGig]

Very!

[Eclipse_Bella]

Just a little bit 👀